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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #60 on: December 22, 2015, 09:01:15 AM »
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."

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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #61 on: December 22, 2015, 11:26:37 AM »
I've to go so ill tell a short joke.

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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #62 on: December 30, 2015, 05:31:23 PM »
One Day 8 year old kid raped a girl
And the matter reached the court
Lady Lawyer : (Holding the Victim's Penis) do you even think this little penis can rape anyone??
Kid : Slowly to Lady Lawyer, don't move your hand up and down otherwise we'll lose the case

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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #63 on: March 10, 2016, 07:19:56 AM »
A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The policeman approaches the drivers door.

"Is there a problem, Officer?"

The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?"

The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."

"You don't have one?"

The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."

The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"

"I'm sorry, I can't do that."

The policeman says, "Why not?"

"I stole this car."

The officer says, "Stole it?"

The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."

At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what?"

"She's in the boot if you want to see."

The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun.

The senior officer says, "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!"

The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem, sir?"

"One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."

"Murdered the owner?"

The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?"

The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.

The officer says, "Is this your car sir?"

The man says, "Yes" and hands over the registration papers.

The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence."

The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you, sir. One of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner."

The man replies, "I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!"

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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #64 on: March 10, 2016, 02:28:17 PM »
Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”

Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”

Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”

Patrick, “What school?"

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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #65 on: March 23, 2016, 04:45:25 PM »
+BUMP+


Boy-Can i Hold your Hand?
Girl-No!
Boy-WHY?
Gal-bcoz it Hurts when you Leave
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Boy-Ma kasam, Humari Acting... To Ladkiyo ki Over Acting ...   
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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #66 on: April 09, 2016, 05:44:21 PM »
+BUMPED+

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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Snowballs.


git cut

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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #67 on: April 09, 2016, 06:52:12 PM »
One Day 8 year old kid raped a girl
And the matter reached the court
Lady Lawyer : (Holding the Victim's Penis) do you even think this little penis can rape anyone??
Kid : Slowly to Lady Lawyer, don't move your hand up and down otherwise we'll lose the case

lmfao

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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #68 on: April 20, 2016, 01:18:06 PM »
One Day 8 year old kid raped a girl
And the matter reached the court
Lady Lawyer : (Holding the Victim's Penis) do you even think this little penis can rape anyone??
Kid : Slowly to Lady Lawyer, don't move your hand up and down otherwise we'll lose the case

lmfao








+BUMPED+

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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Snowballs.




Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”

Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”

Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”

Patrick, “What school?"

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« Last Edit: April 20, 2016, 01:31:04 PM by TheKillerKid »

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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #69 on: April 20, 2016, 01:42:25 PM »
Hey Guys I got a poem for you :D

My Eyes are Black My Dress is blue.
Faces like yours belong in the zoo.
Don`t be mad i`ll be there too.
Not in the cage but laughing at you  ;D

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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #70 on: October 06, 2016, 12:28:44 AM »
I would make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon. :v
#MakeLittleWhitey'sGreatAgain.

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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #71 on: April 20, 2017, 08:36:00 AM »
My wife told me she needs more space. I said no problem and locked her out of
the house.

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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #72 on: September 19, 2017, 12:46:00 PM »
The boy of ten was sipping his favorite strawberry soda at McDonalds when his pal strolled in.
The boy looked up from the drink and said, “Thought you were over at Jenny’s house.”
“I’m through with girls,” the other said, “after all, they’re a dime a dozen.”
“You mean it?” – the boy again halted his sipping.
“A dime a dozen? Gee whiz. And all this time, I’ve been spending my money on sodas.”

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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #73 on: September 24, 2017, 01:47:52 PM »
A lazy man said to another lazy man:
-Can you pls do me a favor
-Me too I want you to do my favor
-Say yours first
-Ok but you must do it before I say it
-Ofcourse yes
-My Favor is do not ask me a favor