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Offline KmanN

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #30 on: November 03, 2008, 02:50:13 am »
Dont lie kmann, I werent even online then..
* Ez slaps Kmann
D:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes you where i gots the logs!
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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #31 on: November 03, 2008, 05:44:50 am »
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[17:55] <+IHateTurtles> [16] [nx]Contagious: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CHAIR SITS ON YOU
[17:55] <+IKillTurtles> [50] swampy: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, LOUD LAUGHS OUT YOU
[17:55] <+IHateTurtles> [50] swampy: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, NERDS MAKE FUN OF YOU!!!
[17:56] <+IKillTurtles> [16] [nx]Contagious: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SWAMPY IS CUTE
[17:56] <+ILikeTurtles> [50] swampy: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CONTAGIOUS IS WOMAN
[17:56] <+ILickTurtles> [16] [nx]Contagious: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, INFERNUS INSTALLS NITROUS ON YOU
[17:57] <+ILikeTurtles> [50] swampy: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CAR STEALS YOU
[17:57] <+IKillTurtles> * Admin: Ez on IRC : IN SOVIET RUSSIA, [I fucking suck because I post bad links and I will be banned soon] INSTALLS YOU
[17:58] <+IKillTurtles> [50] swampy: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU BAN ADMIN!
[18:00] <+ILikeTurtles> [16] [nx]Contagious: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, /KILL GIVE YOU HEALTH
[18:00] <+IHateTurtles> [50] swampy: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, UNBAN BANS YOU
[18:01] <+ILickTurtles> * Admin: Ez on IRC : IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MINIGUN HACKS YOU
[18:01] <+ILikeTurtles> [50] swampy: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, FLOOR AIRBREAKS THROUGH YOU
[18:02] <+IKillTurtles> [16] [nx]Contagious: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, IRC TALKS THROUGH YOU
[18:02] <+ILickTurtles> [14] [Nx]Neonkiller: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SENTERY SAPPIN SPY
[18:03] <+ILickTurtles> [50] swampy: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, JOKE MAKES YOU
[18:03] <+IHateTurtles> [16] [nx]Contagious: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, AMY WHINEHOUSE IS HEALTHY
[18:04] <+ILickTurtles> [50] swampy: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CRAZE IS SMART
[18:05] <+ILikeTurtles> 02[55] 07[Nx]NiGHTMARE: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HANDSOME FIGHTS ON FOOT
[18:06] <+IKillTurtles> 02[50] 07swampy: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CRAZE MAKE GOOD SOVIET RUSSIA JOKE
[18:07] <+IKillTurtles> 02[50] 07swampy: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SERVER DDOS YOU!
[18:07] <+IHateTurtles> 10* Admin: Ez on IRC : IN SOVIET RUSSIA, FLUFFY STEALS YOU
[18:08] <+ILickTurtles> 10* Admin: Ez on IRC : IN SOVIET RUSSIA, VODKA DRINKS YOU
[18:10] <+ILickTurtles> 02[16] 07[nx]Contagious: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ARMOUR WEARS YOU
[18:11] <+IKillTurtles> 02[16] 07[nx]Contagious: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, GUN RELOADS YOU
[18:13] <+IKillTurtles> 02[16] 07[nx]Contagious: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SWAMPY HAS BIG PENIS
[18:15] <+ILickTurtles> 02[16] 07[nx]Contagious: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, KEYBOARD TYPES ON YOU
[18:16] <+ILickTurtles> 02[50] 07swampy: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, DRUGS GET HIGH OFF YOU!
[18:17] <+IKillTurtles> 02[50] 07swampy: IN SOVIET RUSSIA REVOLUTIONZ IS NOT ANNOYING
[18:18] <+ILickTurtles> 02[27] 07[Nx]CrAzE: IN SOVIET RUSSIA TOILETS SIT ON YOU
[18:20] <+IHateTurtles> 02[50] 07swampy: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CHAT SPAMS YOU!
[18:22] <+ILickTurtles> 02[50] 07swampy: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, FART FARTS YOU
[18:23] <+IHateTurtles> 02[16] 07[nx]Contagious: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HISTORY LEARNS ABOUT YOU
[18:25] <+IHateTurtles> 02[16] 07[nx]Contagious: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SYMPHONY WROTE BEETHOVEN
[18:28] <+IKillTurtles> 02[16] 07[nx]Contagious: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, JETPACK SPAWNS YOU
[18:28] <+IHateTurtles> 10* Admin: Ez on IRC : IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ARMOR PULLS ASS OUT OF YOU
<+ILickTurtles> [50] swampy: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PALIN MAKE GOOD PRESIDENT
<+IHateTurtles> [16] [nx]Contagious: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PARIS HILTON HAS BIG BOOBS
<+IHateTurtles> [50] swampy: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PORNO WANKS OVER YOU
« Last Edit: November 03, 2008, 05:48:11 am by Ez »

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #32 on: November 03, 2008, 06:00:57 am »
:O lol

n1
whut?

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #33 on: November 03, 2008, 11:32:36 am »
lolol nice

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #34 on: November 03, 2008, 12:17:10 pm »
They fail horribly at the Smirnov.

"IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SWAMPY IS CUTE", so in Western Europe Cute is Swampy?

"IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HANDSOME FIGHTS ON FOOT", so in Western Europe Foot fights on Handsome?

"IN SOVIET RUSSIA REVOLUTIONZ IS NOT ANNOYING", = Annoying is not Revolutionz?

"IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PARIS HILTON HAS BIG BOOBS" = Big boobs has Paris Hilton?


FFAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLLL

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #35 on: November 03, 2008, 03:22:56 pm »
D: Ez didnt do his sexy Russian voice <yes he can make his voice sound like a russian it scares me>
* Knub  lolz at swampy smart russian  :o

P.S. IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SEXY IS DUGI :D
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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #36 on: November 03, 2008, 03:32:33 pm »
They fail horribly at the Smirnov.

"IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SWAMPY IS CUTE", so in Western Europe Cute is Swampy?

"IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HANDSOME FIGHTS ON FOOT", so in Western Europe Foot fights on Handsome?

"IN SOVIET RUSSIA REVOLUTIONZ IS NOT ANNOYING", = Annoying is not Revolutionz?

"IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PARIS HILTON HAS BIG BOOBS" = Big boobs has Paris Hilton?


FFAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLLL


YOU FAIL SIR

ITS REVERSED SO

swampy is ugly = swampy is cute

and so on :o
whut?

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #37 on: November 03, 2008, 03:43:32 pm »
They fail horribly at the Smirnov.

"IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SWAMPY IS CUTE", so in Western Europe Cute is Swampy?

"IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HANDSOME FIGHTS ON FOOT", so in Western Europe Foot fights on Handsome?

"IN SOVIET RUSSIA REVOLUTIONZ IS NOT ANNOYING", = Annoying is not Revolutionz?

"IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PARIS HILTON HAS BIG BOOBS" = Big boobs has Paris Hilton?


FFAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLLL


YOU FAIL SIR

ITS REVERSED SO

swampy is ugly = swampy is cute

and so on :o
lol he is just a nub .-.
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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #38 on: November 03, 2008, 04:14:07 pm »
Hobo's everywhere. -.-
Anyways.. enjoyed the Soviet Russia bit up there ^^. ;D


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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #39 on: November 03, 2008, 04:14:29 pm »
"IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HANDSOME FIGHTS ON FOOT", so in Western Europe Foot fights on Handsome?

yes it does
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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #40 on: November 03, 2008, 04:29:06 pm »
YOU FAIL SIR

ITS REVERSED SO

swampy is ugly = swampy is cute

and so on :o

It's reversed in the sense that the position of the words are, not the meanings:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakov_Smirnoff#Russian_reversal

And, to a (much) lesser extent:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Russian_reversal_(joke)

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #41 on: November 03, 2008, 05:32:58 pm »
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[18:28:06] * LOLCATZ was kicked by _Sneaky (never gonna give you up)
[18:28:15] * LOLCATZ (~BGBGBNGB@host217-43-64-59.range217-43.btcentralplus.com) has joined #littlewhitey.lvdm
[18:28:19] * LOLCATZ was kicked by _Sneaky (never gonna let you down)
[18:28:49] * LOLCATZ (~BGBGBNGB@host217-43-64-59.range217-43.btcentralplus.com) has joined #littlewhitey.lvdm
[18:28:57] * LOLCATZ was kicked by _Sneaky (never gonna run around and desert you)

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #42 on: November 03, 2008, 05:37:39 pm »
twas fun :D

* You were kicked from #littlewhitey.lvdm by _Sneaky (LOLCATZ)
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* You were kicked from #littlewhitey.lvdm by _Sneaky (yes kick)
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* You were kicked from #littlewhitey.lvdm by _Sneaky (never gonna give you up)
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* You were kicked from #littlewhitey.lvdm by _Sneaky (never gonna let you down)
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* You were kicked from #littlewhitey.lvdm by _Sneaky (never gonna run around and desert you)
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;_; .. I STILL LOVE YA :D

edit:

* LOLCATZ is now known as John_McCain
* John_McCain is now known as George_Bush
* George_Bush is now known as JFK
* JFK is now known as Linkin
* Linkin is now known as Sarah_Palin
* Sarah_Palin is now known as Grant_Ulysses_S
* Grant_Ulysses_S is now known as JiMmY_cArTeR
* JiMmY_cArTeR is now known as John_Quincy_Adams_08
* John_Quincy_Adams_08 is now known as Barack_Obama
* Barack_Obama is now known as John_McCain_V2
* John_McCain_V2 is now known as THEMcCAINMAN
* THEMcCAINMAN is now known as LOLOBAMA
* LOLOBAMA is now known as DUGI_IS_COOL
* DUGI_IS_COOL is now known as ILUVDUGI
* ILUVDUGI is now known as LOLOBAMA

me and swampy had a game of president wars inspired by the american election ::)
« Last Edit: November 05, 2008, 05:34:46 pm by LOLCATZ! »
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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #43 on: November 05, 2008, 08:40:08 pm »
* LOLCATZ is now known as John_McCain
* John_McCain is now known as George_Bush
* George_Bush is now known as JFK
* JFK is now known as Linkin
* Linkin is now known as Sarah_Palin
* Sarah_Palin is now known as Grant_Ulysses_S
* Grant_Ulysses_S is now known as JiMmY_cArTeR
* JiMmY_cArTeR is now known as John_Quincy_Adams_08
* John_Quincy_Adams_08 is now known as Barack_Obama
* Barack_Obama is now known as John_McCain_V2
* John_McCain_V2 is now known as THEMcCAINMAN
* THEMcCAINMAN is now known as LOLOBAMA
* LOLOBAMA is now known as DUGI_IS_COOL
* DUGI_IS_COOL is now known as ILUVDUGI
* ILUVDUGI is now known as LOLOBAMA

me and swampy had a game of president wars inspired by the american election ::)

lol i got banned 3 times during that :\
whut?

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #44 on: November 05, 2008, 08:43:12 pm »
only 2 here, my name was the same as yours (LOLOBAMA yours was LOLBAMA) so they probably banned you and thought they got both of us ::)

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