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GTA and other games overused jokes
« on: September 24, 2017, 01:37:00 pm »
GTA Overused Jokes:
-"Lance Vance Dance"
-"Hey, Niko. It's Roman.Let's go bowling"
-"All you had to do was follow the damn train,CJ"
-"I poke my head out of gutter for one freaking second and shit shovels in my face,,, Go get some sleep :P"
-"I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number 45, a number 6 with extra dip..."
Other jokes:
@When I drink alcohol peoples call me ALCOHOLIC! 
@When I drink fanta no one calls me FANTASTIC! 
Credits toZeeshan.Bhatti 
When you drink some vodka you will be tout russia
When you drink some Coca Cola you will be from fucking america...Cyka Blyat

Post yours ;) ;)
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Re: GTA and other games overused jokes
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2017, 01:40:45 pm »
Don't you think this is a spam??

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Re: GTA and other games overused jokes
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2017, 01:44:05 pm »
It's off topic... It's kinda a game, You want me to remove it!!!?
Problems or successes, they all are the results of our own actions. Karma. The philosophy of action is that no one else is the giver of peace or happiness. One's own karma, one's own actions are responsible to come to bring either happiness or success or whatever.

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Re: GTA and other games overused jokes
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2017, 01:49:59 pm »
It's off topic... It's kinda a game, You want me to remove it!!!?
No, Carry on spamming..

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Re: GTA and other games overused jokes
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2017, 08:43:39 pm »
عوض رجع من الحج
اول مشوار راح عند الدكان اللي متدين منه
دخل وبعد السلام قال للبقال
وين دفتر الديون
البقال طار من الفرحه وقال يا عيني عوض بعد الحج تغير وسبحان مغير الأحوال .. طلع الدفتر
قال له عوض افتح الصفحة اللي فيها اسمي ..
فتح صاحب الدكان الصفحة
قال له لو سمحت عدل الاسم واكتب:-
( الحاج عوض )
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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Re: GTA and other games overused jokes
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2017, 08:47:08 pm »
عوض رجع من الحج
اول مشوار راح عند الدكان اللي متدين منه
دخل وبعد السلام قال للبقال
وين دفتر الديون
البقال طار من الفرحه وقال يا عيني عوض بعد الحج تغير وسبحان مغير الأحوال .. طلع الدفتر
قال له عوض افتح الصفحة اللي فيها اسمي ..
فتح صاحب الدكان الصفحة
قال له لو سمحت عدل الاسم واكتب:-
( الحاج عوض )
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


hhhhhh. I said only games jokes,Whatever good and funny story والله عندك ألف حق هذا هو الشعب العربي
Problems or successes, they all are the results of our own actions. Karma. The philosophy of action is that no one else is the giver of peace or happiness. One's own karma, one's own actions are responsible to come to bring either happiness or success or whatever.

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Re: GTA and other games overused jokes
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2017, 08:49:53 pm »
عوض رجع من الحج
اول مشوار راح عند الدكان اللي متدين منه
دخل وبعد السلام قال للبقال
وين دفتر الديون
البقال طار من الفرحه وقال يا عيني عوض بعد الحج تغير وسبحان مغير الأحوال .. طلع الدفتر
قال له عوض افتح الصفحة اللي فيها اسمي ..
فتح صاحب الدكان الصفحة
قال له لو سمحت عدل الاسم واكتب:-
( الحاج عوض )
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


hhhhhh. I said only games jokes,Whatever good and funny story والله عندك ألف حق هذا هو الشعب العربي
حبيبي hhhhh