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Offline S3rs

Re: Post random stuff here
« Reply #585 on: November 12, 2010, 10:26:33 AM »
what means litouwen.?
Thats Dutch for Lithuania  :)

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Re: Post random stuff here
« Reply #586 on: November 12, 2010, 02:39:09 PM »
Whats the plural of Infernus ?


Infernui  or  Infernus'es



edit:  I know who The Mysterion is  :-X
Infernuses? :o

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Re: Post random stuff here
« Reply #587 on: November 14, 2010, 12:35:59 AM »
Everybody here loves Justin Bieber,

Right ?

J_Bieber.wmv

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Re: Post random stuff here
« Reply #588 on: November 14, 2010, 12:41:01 AM »

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Re: Post random stuff here
« Reply #589 on: November 14, 2010, 12:44:50 AM »
Everybody here loves Justin Bieber,

Right ?

J_Bieber.wmv
Lmaooooooooooooooo....in what episode was that?
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Re: Post random stuff here
« Reply #590 on: November 14, 2010, 02:20:18 AM »
Everybody here loves Justin Bieber,

Right ?

J_Bieber.wmv


Lmaooooooooooooooo....in what episode was that?

:)
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Re: Post random stuff here
« Reply #591 on: November 18, 2010, 01:53:33 PM »

Offline Falk3n

Re: Post random stuff here
« Reply #592 on: November 18, 2010, 02:30:27 PM »

Please, it's like if a no-reload cheater said that he got banned unfairly because he didn't have the chance to shoot any player yet.

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Re: Post random stuff here
« Reply #595 on: November 19, 2010, 02:18:47 PM »

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Re: Post random stuff here
« Reply #596 on: November 19, 2010, 06:16:07 PM »
i bet he broke his nose and all of his front teeth lol
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Re: Post random stuff here
« Reply #597 on: November 19, 2010, 11:30:29 PM »
lol ive ever used to post that vid where is it lol. its realy painfull to see that. guy trys some thing PETS on his face wich its not soft. ouch

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Re: Post random stuff here
« Reply #598 on: November 20, 2010, 01:15:20 AM »

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Re: Post random stuff here
« Reply #599 on: November 20, 2010, 09:50:02 PM »
'Cop Out' Scene 3 - Henry Guy

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