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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #45 on: November 02, 2015, 04:57:23 PM »
One day... there was a gay.

His name was... Puranjay.

He wanked... onto dispay.

PC was being gay.


PC had made a ray,

And turned into... gay.

If ray touches the display,

PC would be a gay.


The ray... raised right to sun.

And owned clouds like sons.

Went thru AC/DC.

And came to my PC.


By luck, I wasn't on,

Was biting the python.

But there was a man!

It was playa. WHAT? Damn...


playa had hurting knee,

Suited like... a bumblebee.

He stole PC with ray,

And was being a gay.


This PC infected all:

From the tall to small,

It was like the gay Day Z.

He even infected Puber Z.


I had my laptop broken,

And saw Gay Z being spoken.

Started playing AC/DC's

To cure the PC's.


Somehow... it managed to work.

By the time I robbed York,

There were alot of pork,

So I went to Cork.


Robbed London, Bristol, Cork.

Had overweight cause of pork.

Then I went to Rome,

But by mistake got to home.


The next will be normal week.

Slut will suck a dick,

Gay will kiss a gay.

Just, Puranjay... DON'T WANK ONTO DISPLAY.


#NoHate. All names are taken cause of rhymes.

#SelfMadeSongsFTW ;D
« Last Edit: November 02, 2015, 05:00:53 PM by Negative »
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Offline Puranjay

Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #46 on: November 02, 2015, 05:15:03 PM »
Are you kidding me  ???

Offline Renii

Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #47 on: November 02, 2015, 05:33:36 PM »
Lol negative
Nice one  :D

Offline EnzoMortelli

Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #48 on: November 02, 2015, 10:17:39 PM »
Oh oh!

Recently in the IT shop:


Enzo: I bought this mouse here yesterday and I want to get my money back.

IT Guy: Why?

Enzo: Copy & Paste doesn't work.

IT Guy: Show me.

Enzo plugs mouse into computer, right-clicks on a file, clicks copy. Enzo unplugs the mouse. Plugs mouse into different computer and tries to paste.

Enzo wtf ::)
Serious background! I installed Mouse Without Boarders to be able to copy files from my laptop to my PC over the network by simply dragging them from screen to screen.
« Last Edit: November 02, 2015, 10:19:34 PM by EnzoMortelli »

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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #49 on: November 03, 2015, 05:19:57 AM »
Never needed PC to copy + paste.
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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #51 on: November 05, 2015, 11:58:49 AM »
Sam: Dear sir, I want to ask you something.
Teacher: Yes Sam, ask me, what do you want?
Sam: Sir, do you punish anyone for  something they did not do?
Teacher: No Sam. Why should I?
Sam: Thank you sir. That's a relief. I haven’t done the homework. 

Offline Mahrozulamin

Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #52 on: November 05, 2015, 12:05:47 PM »
Sam: Dear sir, I want to ask you something.
Teacher: Yes Sam, ask me, what do you want?
Sam: Sir, do you punish anyone for  something they did not do?
Teacher: No Sam. Why should I?
Sam: Thank you sir. That's a relief. I haven’t done the homework.
Hahaha  ;D

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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #53 on: November 05, 2015, 12:08:48 PM »
Teacher: who will tell the chemical formula of water?
One student: Its "h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o."
Teacher: What is this?
Student: Mam, yesterday you told us that it is H to O !!

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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #54 on: November 06, 2015, 09:41:05 PM »
A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop stuttering, but he doesn't succeed. Finally, he goes to a world-renowned doctor for help.
The doctor examines him and says, "I've found your problem. Your penis is 12 inches long. It weighs so much that it is pulling on your lungs, causing you to stutter."
"What's the cure, doctor?" asks the man.
"We have to cut off 6 inches," replies the doctor.
The man thinks about it and, eager to cure his stuttering, agrees to the operation.
The operation is a success, and the man stops stuttering. Two months later, he calls the doctor and tells him that since he had the 6 inches cut off, all of his girlfriends have dumped him, and his love life has gone down the tubes. He wants the doctor to operate to put the six inches back on. Not hearing anything on other end of the line, the man repeats himself, "Hey doc, didn't you hear me? I want my 6 inches back!"
Finally, the doctor responds, "F-f-f-f-f-f-uck Y-y-you!"
                                               "F-f-f-f-f-f-uck Y-y-you!"
                                                "F-f-f-f-f-f-uck Y-y-you!"


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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #55 on: November 06, 2015, 09:50:09 PM »
I came home from school and said to my mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

My mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

I replied, "My homework." :P


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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #56 on: November 06, 2015, 09:52:50 PM »
"Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card.


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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #57 on: November 06, 2015, 10:25:48 PM »
You can always use the appropriate button to modify your posts instead of double posting. :)

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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #58 on: November 06, 2015, 10:28:58 PM »
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You can always use the appropriate button to modify your posts instead of double posting. :)

I know but thank you for your advise.


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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #59 on: November 07, 2015, 09:36:40 AM »
Never ask a girl her age.

Never ask a man his salary.

Aaaannddd....

Never ask a student his grade... :-)
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