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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #270 on: June 30, 2009, 03:49:58 PM »
Quote from: #lw.samp
[21:58:43] -> -S3rs- type this: /timer 20 0 /whois Woet
[21:58:50] -> -S3rs- will be funny! :p
[21:59:23] * Quits: +S3rs (S3rs@ffs-A9F47215.cable.casema.nl) (Killed (Woet (Killed)))

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[22:03:23] <@eDiT> oh s3rs
[22:03:27] <+S3rs> ?
[22:03:30] <@eDiT> do /s to save your settings
[22:03:33] <+S3rs> :p
[22:03:34] <+S3rs> right
[22:03:36] <@eDiT> to save your voice and stuff
[22:03:39] <+S3rs> okay lets try it
[22:03:50] <+S3rs> yea..
[22:03:50] <@eDiT> ok..?
[22:03:57] <@eDiT> we need you to do it so you can save our voice..
[22:03:59] <@eDiT> /s = save
[22:04:06] <+S3rs> but i dont got a bouncer
[22:04:11] <+S3rs> doesnt work ;)
[22:04:12] <+Slice> dont matter
[22:04:13] <@eDiT> you don't need what
[22:04:13] <@eDiT> one*
[22:04:14] <+Slice> it's in mIRC
[22:04:18] <+Slice> u noob
[22:04:23] <@eDiT> jeez
[22:04:32] <@eDiT> damn
[22:04:35] <@eDiT> i thought i was stupid!
[22:04:41] <+S3rs> :(
[22:04:45] <+Slice> what
[22:04:47] <+S3rs> im not a total mirc nerd like you
[22:04:51] <@eDiT> well
[22:04:51] <@eDiT> sorry!
[22:04:54] <+S3rs> :(
[22:04:57] <@eDiT> just type /s = save
[22:04:58] <@eDiT> ok!
[22:04:59] <+S3rs> no seriously
[22:05:02] <+S3rs> where do i type that
[22:05:09] <+Slice> just type it here?
[22:05:10] * Quits: +S3rs (S3rs@ffs-A9F47215.cable.casema.nl) (Quit: )

:D :D :D

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18:08:56 ‹@Rizla› i dare some1 to type /timer 300000 10 /msg #littlewhitey.lvdm Popz suxx
18:09:55 ‹Oogie› /timer 300000 10 /msg #littlewhitey.lvdm Popz suxx
18:09:56 ‹Oogie› :D
18:10:05 ‹@Rizla› :o
18:10:07 ‹@Rizla› chits
18:10:28 ‹@splatterpuss› ok i typed that
18:10:33 ‹@splatterpuss› Popz suxx
18:10:37 ‹@Rizla› oh noes
18:10:39 ‹@splatterpuss› hehe
18:10:43 ‹@splatterpuss› Popz suxx
18:10:46 ‹@Rizla› lololol
18:10:49 ‹Oogie› lmao
18:10:49 ‹@splatterpuss› erm
18:10:53 ‹@splatterpuss› Popz suxx
18:10:55 ‹@splatterpuss› i didnt type it again
18:10:56 ‹Oogie› xD
18:10:56 ‹@Rizla› :D
18:11:03 ‹@splatterpuss› Popz suxx
18:11:04 ‹@splatterpuss› god damn it....
18:11:06 ‹@Rizla› lmfao
18:11:07 ‹Oogie› LOL
18:11:07 ‹Oogie› :D
18:11:10 ‹@Rizla› omg LOL
18:11:13 ‹@splatterpuss› Popz suxx
18:11:17 ‹tezza› lol
18:11:20 ‹Oogie› xD
18:11:23 ‹@splatterpuss› Popz suxx
18:11:24 ‹@splatterpuss› ok that should be better
18:11:25 ‹@Rizla› ./timers off
18:11:25 ‹Oogie› LOL
18:11:26 ‹@splatterpuss› damn
18:11:29 ‹@Rizla› ROFL
18:11:32 ‹@splatterpuss› cheers
18:11:34 ‹Oogie› :D
18:11:36 ‹@Rizla› :D

Offline [V3loc1Ty]

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #271 on: August 22, 2009, 01:19:54 AM »
An little example of how useful the ?away function is:
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[20:33] <@[v3]> Rizla ?
[20:33] <+CuddleMuffin> Rizla is currently away for (404 - the person you requested does not exist) and has been away since August 11th 2009, 3.07pm. (1 week, 3 days, 5 hours, 25 minutes and 56 seconds)
[20:33] <@Rizla> [v3]
[20:33] <+CuddleMuffin> [v3] is currently away for same and has been away since August 16th 2009, 8.51pm. (4 days, 23 hours, 41 minutes and 41 seconds)
:D


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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #272 on: October 19, 2009, 10:42:35 AM »
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<+CuddleMiffin> 2[3] 7[V]DaNiEL[HS]: anna isnt rly a noob xD
<+CuddleMoffin> 2[10] 7Annakey[UB]: no flaming plz
<+CuddleMyffin> 2[5] 7[uD]CaXaRRa: jajaja
<+CuddleMuffin> 2[7] 7[21st]Vetal: ÂÀÄÈÌ ÊÀÊ ÏÐÈËÅÒÈØÜ ÑÀÄÈÑÜ ÊÎ ÌÍÅ
<+CuddleMaffin> 2[11] 7Dean_Winchester: how to flame?
<+CuddleMeffin> 2[2] 7[V]Hyp3r[HS]: LOL
<+CuddleMiffin> 2[10] 7Annakey[UB]: lol
<+CuddleMoffin> 2[3] 7[V]DaNiEL[HS]: XP
<+CuddleMyffin> 2[9] 7[21st]_Vadik: ß 10000 ÏÐÎÑÐÀË(((((
<+CuddleMuffin> 2[7] 7[21st]Vetal: È ÆÄÈ. ÿ ÊÓÐÈÒÜ ÏÎØÅË
<+CuddleMaffin> 2[11] 7Dean_Winchester: can i turn myself with flame on what is command?
:D
well dominator is still the fucked up forum whore he always was, i am glad that i never see u somewhere ingame.

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #273 on: October 19, 2009, 10:48:48 AM »
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<@GX08> [15] Woet: i hate helpbot
<@GX10> [15] Woet: matite knows why
<@GX02> [66] Silly_Bear: he HATES you too
<@GX01> * HelpBot Message: i hate you too
<@GX03> [66] Silly_Bear: LMAO

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #274 on: October 19, 2009, 11:56:16 AM »
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<+CuddleMiffin> 2[3] 7[V]DaNiEL[HS]: anna isnt rly a noob xD
<+CuddleMoffin> 2[10] 7Annakey[UB]: no flaming plz
<+CuddleMyffin> 2[5] 7[uD]CaXaRRa: jajaja
<+CuddleMuffin> 2[7] 7[21st]Vetal: ÂÀÄÈÌ ÊÀÊ ÏÐÈËÅÒÈØÜ ÑÀÄÈÑÜ ÊÎ ÌÍÅ
<+CuddleMaffin> 2[11] 7Dean_Winchester: how to flame?
<+CuddleMeffin> 2[2] 7[V]Hyp3r[HS]: LOL
<+CuddleMiffin> 2[10] 7Annakey[UB]: lol
<+CuddleMoffin> 2[3] 7[V]DaNiEL[HS]: XP
<+CuddleMyffin> 2[9] 7[21st]_Vadik: ß 10000 ÏÐÎÑÐÀË(((((
<+CuddleMuffin> 2[7] 7[21st]Vetal: È ÆÄÈ. ÿ ÊÓÐÈÒÜ ÏÎØÅË
<+CuddleMaffin> 2[11] 7Dean_Winchester: can i turn myself with flame on what is command?
:D
LMAO..so funny
" Flames, they licked the walls,
Tenderly they turned to dust all that i adore.. "
  

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #275 on: October 19, 2009, 12:15:17 PM »
Code: [Select]
[13:08:35] <@Menkey> *** Peter (id:0) Has Joined The Server
[13:08:39] <@Menkey> [0] Peter: AAAAAAAAAAA
[13:08:40] <@Mankey> [0] Peter: why
[13:08:42] <@Menkey> [0] Peter: why
[13:08:54] <@Munkey> [0] Peter: omg
[13:08:57] <@Mankey> [0] Peter: wtf lol
[13:09:00] <@Munkey> *** Peter Killed Himself.
[13:09:08] <@Munkey> *** Peter (id:0) Has Left The Server (Leaving)

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[13:18:39] <@Monkey> *** Peter (id:0) Has Joined The Server
[13:18:58] <@Monkey> [0] Peter: omfg I screwed up even more
[13:19:00] <@Mankey> [0] Peter: :(
[13:19:20] <@Alvar> !say Fail. :(
[13:19:21] <@Monkey> Admin Alvar on IRC: Fail. :(
[13:19:24] <@Mankey> [0] Peter: es
[13:19:25] <@Mankey> [0] Peter: yes
[13:19:27] <@Mankey> [0] Peter: I suck
[13:19:32] <@Munkey> [0] Peter: I could cry
[13:19:37] <@Mankey> [0] Peter: or kill myself
[13:19:38] <@Mankey> *** Peter Killed Himself.
[13:19:42] <@Alvar> !say Emo.
[13:19:50] <@Menkey> *** Peter (id:0) Has Left The Server (Leaving)
« Last Edit: October 19, 2009, 12:27:41 PM by Scott »

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #276 on: October 19, 2009, 12:41:23 PM »
Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!

Oh Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!

Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping...

Because Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know! (X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!

Don't tell Scotty!

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fiona's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!

Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)

We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn't know!(x3)

The parkin lot
Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!

We did it on his birthday...

Scotty doesn't know!(X4)

Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty won't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty's gotta know!
Gotta tell Scotty!
Gotta tell him myself!
Scotty doesn't know! (X10)

I witnessed this, Peter needs some help!  ;D
« Last Edit: October 19, 2009, 12:43:31 PM by Alvar »
Easy isn't always simple.

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #277 on: October 19, 2009, 01:31:36 PM »
That's not IRC nonsense, that's just nonsense

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #278 on: November 25, 2009, 05:57:41 PM »
Quote from: #munkey.echo
<@Mankey> 2*** [M]KmanN (id:0) Has Joined The Server
<@Menkey> 7[0]3 [M]KmanN: FUCK OFF
<@Monkey> *** [M]KmanN Killed Himself.
<@Munkey> *** [M]KmanN Killed Himself.
<@Munkey> 2*** [M]KmanN (id:0) Has Left The Server (2Leaving)
<@Mankey> 2*** [M]KmanN (id:0) Has Joined The Server
<@Mankey> 7[0]3 [M]KmanN: O FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
<@Menkey> 7[0]3 [M]KmanN: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
<@Monkey> 2*** [M]KmanN (id:0) Has Left The Server (2Leaving)

KmanN is med

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #279 on: November 26, 2009, 03:33:35 AM »
Quote from: #munkey.echo
<@Mankey> 2*** [M]KmanN (id:0) Has Joined The Server
<@Menkey> 7[0]3 [M]KmanN: FUCK OFF
<@Monkey> *** [M]KmanN Killed Himself.
<@Munkey> *** [M]KmanN Killed Himself.
<@Munkey> 2*** [M]KmanN (id:0) Has Left The Server (2Leaving)
<@Mankey> 2*** [M]KmanN (id:0) Has Joined The Server
<@Mankey> 7[0]3 [M]KmanN: O FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
<@Menkey> 7[0]3 [M]KmanN: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
<@Monkey> 2*** [M]KmanN (id:0) Has Left The Server (2Leaving)

KmanN is med

YES spending 2 hours to fix a bug when it works on my pc when testing. i blame u peter! Mr. String[700]
« Last Edit: November 26, 2009, 09:18:02 AM by Faraday »
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<~Scott> if kmann had a vagina, he'd be complete

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #280 on: November 26, 2009, 03:43:57 AM »
HHHHHHHHHHAHAHA XDDSCFG :-X :-X :-[ :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D no

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #281 on: November 26, 2009, 09:20:42 AM »
Quote from: #munkey.echo
<@Mankey> 2*** [M]KmanN (id:0) Has Joined The Server
<@Menkey> 7[0]3 [M]KmanN: FUCK OFF
<@Monkey> *** [M]KmanN Killed Himself.
<@Munkey> *** [M]KmanN Killed Himself.
<@Munkey> 2*** [M]KmanN (id:0) Has Left The Server (2Leaving)
<@Mankey> 2*** [M]KmanN (id:0) Has Joined The Server
<@Mankey> 7[0]3 [M]KmanN: O FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
<@Menkey> 7[0]3 [M]KmanN: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
<@Monkey> 2*** [M]KmanN (id:0) Has Left The Server (2Leaving)

KmanN is med

YES spending 2 hours to fix a bug when it works on my pc when testing. i blame u peter! Mr. String[700]

HAY that had nothing to do with it!!

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #282 on: December 11, 2009, 01:20:55 AM »
Just want to share this story with every one.


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* +KmanN slaps Ez around a bit with a large trout
<+KmanN> i has story for u
<@Ez> :))
<+KmanN> well today i found out why all the girls at the local highschool dont date
<+KmanN> the head cheerlearder is a shemale.
<+KmanN> o and i made out with her once.....
<+KmanN> going to puke
<@Ez> D:!
<@Ez> i'd never forgive myself for that
<@Ez> xD
<+KmanN> well i dont know what is worst the fact that she is both. or that i made out with her
<+KmanN> maded*
<@Ez> hmm
<+KmanN> .
<+KmanN> when i friend told me today he went on to say " is it creepy that she still turns me on?"
<+KmanN> i walked away
<@Ez> D:
<@Ez> yeah it is
<+KmanN> i know...
<+KmanN> at first i was like how did she stay on the chearleading squard all this time.
<+KmanN> i thought about it for a sec....
<+KmanN> put the fact that not one girl on the chearleading squad has ever dated
<+KmanN> then it made sence
<@Ez> thats mean, cause guys think its a chick then feel sick when they realise they got horny from her
<@Ez> XD
<+KmanN> plus the video text i got helped
<+KmanN> but she is fucking hot :x
<@Ez> D:"
<@Ez> he*
<+KmanN> double D's... pefect round ass
<@Ez> D:
<+KmanN> both son.
<+KmanN> has both parts.
<@Ez> there was a shemale at my school too
<@Ez> like lady gaga
<@Ez> D:
<@Ez> XD
<+KmanN> lool
<+KmanN> some really odd shit happens in my life....
<@Ez> but yeah everyone was always asking the teachers if she really was a dude
<@Ez> then our health teacher said she was
<+KmanN> LOL
<@Ez> :D
<@Ez> was ugly though
<+KmanN> if i was the teach i would have said " get a girl to bend over in fornt of her and then look down and see if there is a tent in her pants"
<@Ez> LOL
<+KmanN> that would be funny
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<~Scott> if kmann had a vagina, he'd be complete

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #283 on: December 11, 2009, 02:21:24 AM »
wtf how i copy irc things i havent figured thta out :P

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #284 on: December 11, 2009, 03:19:47 AM »
wtf how i copy irc things i havent figured thta out :P
type /log on
you can find your logs in C/D/E/F:\Program files\mIRC\logs