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>>>>>>The Great Unserious JOKER's Race #1<<<<<<
Wacky Races Intro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxhRr-Ea61c#ws)
What the fuck?! What's so special in this race?!
First of all, the prizes! First prize is 10 millions $! There are also bonus prizes being planned, about which I will write later (they might be even bigger than the main prize!). What is more, it's a clan/gang race! Of course, individual racers can start but... They won't last long... ;)
Why? Becase it's an unserious race! Everything allowed! Clan or gang can set as many racers as they want to, but also they can (and should ;) ) have ppl responsible for other things! You can't drive faster than the guy in front of you? Then your clan should make him drive slower! Or better blow the motherfucker up ;D Rustler pilots, dbers, blockers to get rid of other racers, also spare cars located somewhere on the route in case the main car gets destroyed (most of them will, I hope ;) ). Bonus prizes for the most effective in killing clan assured!
Awesome! What's the route?
Normal "All Arround San Andreas" - 2 laps
How can I sign up?!
You don't have to! All you have to do is participate in the race! Just be there!
THIS SATURDAY, 31th of July, 7PM GMT! <<<COUNTDOWN HERE (http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?day=31&month=7&year=2010&hour=21&min=0&sec=0&p0=262)>>>
Will JOKER participate?
ARE YOU INSANE?! CAUSE WE ARE AND WE WILL!! :D
Any rules?!
Only a few:
1. HAVE FUN! NO FLAMING, NO CRYING!
2. NO TEAMING UP WITH OTHER CLANS! YOU'VE GOT A TAG? THEN STICK WITH GUYS WITH THE SAME TAG! EVERY OTHER TAG ON THE RACE IS A TARGET FOR YOU ;)
3. NO BIKES ON THE START LINE! After a disscusion on JOKER Forum we've got to conclusion that the race would be much more competitive, if every racer would start with a car. You can use bikes, during the race, you can even win the race with it, but yoiu cannot start with the bike or you will be disqualified!
4. ROAD BLOCKS, KAMIKAZE ATTACKS AND OTHER CREATIVE IDEAS ARE... DESIRABLE AND THEY WILL BE AWARDED ;D
I think that's all, the topic will be updated all the time ;) See you on the start line!
NEWS:
24th of July - the race has been postponed for saturday, 31st of July, due to LW's network problems
27th of July - the route has been changed
28th of July - the new route has been tested and we decided to change it for a normal All Arround SA - 2 laps.
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nice
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Awesome :)
Dun cry if i win the race alone ;D ;D
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good idea :D
i'd like to be there ;)
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Bribe rustler fags = victory assured
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Bribe rustler fags = victory assured
especially if all are online :x
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ye awesome i will win 8)
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nice
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Rules updated: Somehow I forgot about the bike rule, dunno how as I'm sure I wrote it (I must have deleted it accidentally):
3. NO BIKES ON THE START LINE! After a disscusion on JOKER Forum we've got to conclusion that the race would be much more competitive, if every racer would start with a car. You can use bikes during the race, you can even win the race with it, but you cannot start with the bike or you will be disqualified!
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Rules updated: Somehow I forgot about the bike rule, dunno how as I'm sure I wrote it (I must have deleted it accidentally):
3. NO BIKES ON THE START LINE! After a disscusion on JOKER Forum we've got to conclusion that the race would be much more competitive, if every racer would start with a car. You can use bikes during the race, you can even win the race with it, but you cannot start with the bike or you will be disqualified!
Wait wait. Start without bike, but during the race you can change car to bike? :D
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Yep. We can't disallow people to use bikes, because there will probably be some dbers on bikes, so it would be difficult to control, so we want to give a little advantage for cars (time you will have to waste for getting on a bike can be priceless 8)
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what the fuck why so serious :D
good luck all but JOKERs will win ;)
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This is going to be biiiig!
I will be there, at least i will try to be.
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We are thinking about changing the route, cause Bikerr showed us how easy is to get from the old airport to MC, route is almost straight except the mountain ;)
I know the event is almost here, but I don't see anything bad in changing the route, it doesn't affect the main idea ;)
So any suggestions? :D Remember that in LW's race system you can choose only the start and the finish, there are no checkpoints in custom race.
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We are thinking about changing the route, cause Bikerr showed us how easy is to get from the old airport to MC, route is almost straight except the mountain ;)
I know the event is almost here, but I don't see anything bad in changing the route, it doesn't affect the main idea ;)
So any suggestions? :D Remember that in LW's race system you can choose only the start and the finish, there are no checkpoints in custom race.
make a checkpointed race...but i dont think thats possible
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I don't think that's possible, there should stay someone at the checkpoint and screen everyone that will show up because there are no checkpoints in LW custom race :/
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The race starts in one hour, I hope to see some cool teams and even cooler car explosions there!
And I guess its too late to change the start point so we will stick to old airport. Get your cars/bikes/rustlers/jumbo jets/road blocks ready ;)
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8 players on server,server crashed i guess and came back :-X
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Important News: The race is postponed cause of LW's network problems! The new date will be discussed.
Sorry for posting it that late but when I was checking forum a few minuts ago it was down.
Don't worry, we will use this time to get more money for prizes ;)
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thx for the big letters :)
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YOU ARE WELCOME
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WEN IZ RECE MEN I WANT WINRAR MONIES? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
btw... there is a limit to the race prices. im not sure how high it is but i guess it was about 10.000.000 (ALL prices together)
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Damn, I would of come but theres another event at lvp hide and seek D:
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WHEN
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DO WE HAVE TO WRITE WITH BIG LETTERS HIR? GRANNIES GONNA READ IT OR WAT?
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lol voodoo pi6i s malki bykvi ne e nyjno s golemi :D
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pogledni nagore za ko staa vapros :D osven tfa na mene mi e pozvolen 6tot sam lud ;D
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ee videh kvo stava nagore to moi li da ne vidij :D,na4i i na men mi e pozvoleno 6tot sum besen :D rofl
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Ekhem... whatever :P I see that too big letters are not working good on you so:
THE RACE WILL BE HOSTED ON SATURDAY 31th of July, 7pm GMT+2
>>>COUNTDOWN HERE (http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?day=31&month=7&year=2010&hour=19&min=0&sec=0&p0=262)<<<
Ye I know, fail with the ">>>" changing size of those is too complicated :D
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good let get the prize JOKERs ;)
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THE ROUTE HAS BEEN CHANGED!!!
All Arround SA - 2 laps!!!
Also updated the first post.
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miczi but you cant put in this high prices. it wont work. even admins cant host races with higher prices. i have no idea where the limit is ;)
but is no problem because you can just manually send the cash and host it like 5.000.000, 3.000.000, 1.000.000
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I thought that 10mil is a limit :P Nevermind anyway, as you said I can still give the cash manually so that's not the problem.
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NEWS
I've just hosted a race on LW's to test this route (Creek - MC) and... it sucks ::) Racers finished in less than 5 min and I don't think that with a current race system we can host a longer custom race, so we will host normal All Arround SA - 2 laps.
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admins can host custom races with multiple checkpoints. im sure im not the only one who doesnt want all round sa 2 laps..
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OMG they can? And you haven't tell me that before :o >:(
I'm sure I can make a map or something with a few checkpoints marked on it and some admin can host it. Would be much better that way.
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OMG they can? And you haven't tell me that before :o >:(
I'm sure I can make a map or something with a few checkpoints marked on it and some admin can host it. Would be much better that way.
yea but i tell you in advance that most of the time those admen races get bugged after some checkpoint.
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admins can host custom races with multiple checkpoints. im sure im not the only one who doesnt want all round sa 2 laps..
since when o_o
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no idea but they can.
maybe only level 3...
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no idea but they can.
maybe only level 3...
They couldn't a couple months ago :]
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they could.
pretty sure its with some command and not @ clowns pocket.
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they could.
pretty sure its with some command and not @ clowns pocket.
Never heard of such command :D
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lol ask dugi or some scripter. i took part of a few of those admin races. most of them were buggy at some point but i didnt dream it at least.
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Awesome
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Ready for the race? ;)
THIS SATURDAY NABZ, DON'T FUCKIN FORGET =P
ok?
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BD that's just some script that they tested out for bugs, I think that's what you're remembering
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whatever. it was there :)
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Damn it, I have set the count down for 7pm CEST, not GMT. Anyway, it stays 7 pm GMT, the countdown (http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?day=31&month=7&year=2010&hour=21&min=0&sec=0&p0=262) has been corrected.
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IM HOSTING IT IN 5 MINUTS PPL! HURRY UP OR I WILL HAVE TO KEEP THE PRIZE XD :P
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BikeDriver won,expected.Congrats dude
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congraz biker u was the only one who make it and finished the race xD :)
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was the 2nd place but jokers nubs blow me :'(
lol was fun!
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Lol BikeDriver, not Bikerr Huggy ::) But ye, Bike deserved to win this cash, he was very good prepared. Well since today I will probably be afk for 2 weeks, I hope u enjoyed the event ;) Qwerbett was owning with rustler (killed 3 jokers in a kamikadze attack and took my plane down 2 times) but JOKERs were awesome on the ground :D Im still laughing about Cheetos trying to jump from the bridge when they owned him ;P I was like wtf, I thought they are afk xD
Oh and FU Reny for crashing ur rustler into mine when I was trying to chase down SRC :P
I think that we will repeat it in a few weeks/months :D I need to refill my bank now ;)
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lol thanks for the monies guys, i got my 5.000.000 bounty back :D
it was an awesome race for me because over 1 hour before it even started i prepared myself and made up some important alliancies with all the rustler pilots xD
well i only got half of the monies because i had to pay the pilots with the other half but bank was full anyway :D
i was a little disappointed because of your block... it was tiny and not well-placed thingy. also somehow it was gone in second lap..
SRC also was really well prepared. it was very impressive how he jumped over all the blocks with his hophophop without any problems.
your death also was epic SRC. died because i rammed you off your NRG :D
special thanks to qwer for his awesome rustlering, you really deserve half of the monies.
and thanks to englander for helping me out with the new infernus when i fucked up mine xD
yea it was pretty much impossible to kill im in this race.. i simply used another bridge when i saw that there is a block and i was too well prepared
really nice event. i was highly amused and the pilots were happy too.
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Hehehe we've also thought about buying a hop hop but we were choosing a racer right in a 5 min before the race started xD For the next race we will use hundreds af truck and a jumbo jet, even hop hop wont help u xD
BTW I accidentally pressed F9 and I've got a vid when I was trying to hit ur car xD Shit it was so close :P But you would probably won anyway, all other races were fucked up, I would have to be really lucky to stop u there :P And ye, Qwerbeet was worth that money, if he didn't shoot me down I would attempt a kamikaze attack at u :D
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lol thanks for the monies guys, i got my 5.000.000 bounty back :D
i want take your bounty again (i was undercover lol)
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lol thanks for the monies guys, i got my 5.000.000 bounty back :D
i want take your bounty again (i was undercover lol)
omg.. lol. now im ashamed.
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lol thanks for the monies guys, i got my 5.000.000 bounty back :D
it was an awesome race for me because over 1 hour before it even started i prepared myself and made up some important alliancies with all the rustler pilots xD
well i only got half of the monies because i had to pay the pilots with the other half but bank was full anyway :D
i was a little disappointed because of your block... it was tiny and not well-placed thingy. also somehow it was gone in second lap..
SRC also was really well prepared. it was very impressive how he jumped over all the blocks with his hophophop without any problems.
your death also was epic SRC. died because i rammed you off your NRG :D
special thanks to qwer for his awesome rustlering, you really deserve half of the monies.
and thanks to englander for helping me out with the new infernus when i fucked up mine xD
yea it was pretty much impossible to kill im in this race.. i simply used another bridge when i saw that there is a block and i was too well prepared
really nice event. i was highly amused and the pilots were happy too.
Yes, too thousand pleasant ride even though we lost the engine and fell dying on me honestly did not help anyone no any blocking ruslter I was only going smoothly over all blocks and all the adventures on the road. Bikedriver Congratulations you have been a good driver is worth the money: D and I learned something good to participate with NRG-500 race all around San Andreas and you risk dying orcum Infernus is faster than a motor race encoded cards and beautiful JOKER ;D
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i dont understand nothing but oke :)
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Yes, too thousand pleasant ride even though we lost the engine and fell dying on me honestly did not help anyone no any blocking ruslter I was only going smoothly over all blocks and all the adventures on the road. Bikedriver Congratulations you have been a good driver is worth the money: D and I learned something good to participate with NRG-500 race all around San Andreas and you risk dying orcum Infernus is faster than a motor race encoded cards and beautiful JOKER ;D
Translation:
Yes, it was a pleasant ride even though I lost my car at one point and I got rammed off my NRG and died. Honestly I managed to smoothly evade all the blocks and rustlers along the road. BikeDriver congratulations you earned the money as the good driver you were :D I also learned that it's a good idea to use NRG-500 instead of Infernus in All around San Andreas because you avoid blocks easier, but you also risk dying by falling or getting rammed off. All in all it was a beautiful race, thanks JOKER ;D
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I wonder how Scott just understand you not understand? to say thanks for Translation scott <3