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SA-MP Server - 54.38.156.202:7777 => Events => Topic started by: BikeDriver on December 03, 2012, 09:42:28 PM

Title: The Fuke Curse
Post by: BikeDriver on December 03, 2012, 09:42:28 PM
Hiiiiiiiii

This is the latest bullshit I have come up with:

I join the server randomly with the name Fuke[Name of victim] and from then on this EPIC RULES are set:

- If you are my victim you are automatically cursed once :-*
- If I kill you, your curse will increase by 1 :P
- If you kill me the curse level will go down by 1 :'(
- If your curse level is 0 the curse is broken :)
- If you kill me with db the curse is broken instantly, regardless of the former curse level :)
- If your curse level is 9 and you kill me in any possible way , the curse is broken instantly (all or nothing):)
- If your curse level reaches 10 your soul is mine 8)
- If you quit before you can break the curse your soul is mine 8)
- If you are some admin crybaby and you change my name your soul is mine and it will become my sex slave 8)


Cursed people right now:
- S3rs (He rage/q after being triple cursed ;D)
- 665 (He gave up after 6 fuke curses and /qed :P)

People who were able to break the curse:
- zboks (He was able to kill me with curse level 9)
- [Cheetos] (DBed me at curse level 3 ::))
- Smajdalfe (DBed me too :'()
- SpitFire(The devil has taken over his hitbox, he raped me like 10 times in a row)
- Faye(Was able to defeat the curse with awesome dodging skills)

               (https://littlewhiteys.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimage%24hack.us%2Fscaled%2Flanding%2F542%2Fimgphpi.jpg&hash=798c6ebdca94475a821b9bfe3362e3c1aa58f265)



Epic quotes:
Quote
[21:53:51] <Fuke[S3rs]> you are double cursed now :)
[21:53:56] <[JOKER]S3rs> idgaf

Quote
[21:59:20] <[JOKER]S3rs> I got a streaming object mod, and now im easy to hit
[21:59:33] <Fuke[S3rs]> the curse master does not care about your excuses

Quote
[21:54:57] <Fuke[S3rs]> fourfould course
[21:55:39] <[JOKER]S3rs> laggy fuck

Quote
[18:25:06] <[HM]Faye> oh no its the curse!
[18:25:09] <665> lol
[18:25:13] <665> what about it?
[18:25:15] <665> xO
[18:25:21] <[HM]Faye> It has ur name!
[18:25:24] <[HM]Faye> You are simply fucked
[18:25:25] <[HM]Faye> gl
[18:25:26] <Fuke[665]> :))
[18:25:31] <665> tanks!
[18:25:32] <[HM]Faye> xD

to be continued ;D
Title: Re: The Fuke Curse
Post by: Habdel on December 03, 2012, 10:07:00 PM
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Title: Re: The Fuke Curse
Post by: S3rs on December 03, 2012, 10:32:07 PM
how do you come up with this shit?
will see you ingame then.....
Title: Re: The Fuke Curse
Post by: BikeDriver on December 03, 2012, 10:33:19 PM
lol habdel, exactly! ;) ;D

and spitfire i have no idea.. well lets say: if you broke the curse then you are free for now :)
if your soul is mine i might be gracious if you cry for mercy (=revenge) ;D

and lol sers.
Title: Re: The Fuke Curse
Post by: Devilboy665 on December 03, 2012, 11:53:36 PM
Fuke Mather All! .l.

ps. That shit's copyrighted, brother.
Title: Re: The Fuke Curse
Post by: AJP on December 04, 2012, 02:32:19 AM
I will play devil's advocate
Title: Re: The Fuke Curse
Post by: Faraday on December 04, 2012, 04:35:47 AM
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Title: Re: The Fuke Curse
Post by: PawnFox on December 04, 2012, 08:50:20 AM
facepalm - that is all. :o
Title: Re: The Fuke Curse
Post by: [JOKER]Miczi on December 04, 2012, 11:54:30 AM
Lllllove it!
Title: Re: The Fuke Curse
Post by: Faraday on December 04, 2012, 03:16:49 PM
Beelzeboss ftw!
Title: Re: The Fuke Curse
Post by: BikeDriver on December 04, 2012, 06:08:40 PM
665, welcome in my soul slave army :P

first post updated
Title: Re: The Fuke Curse
Post by: Slide on December 04, 2012, 06:45:41 PM
I'm too scared to go in-game ;(

I WILL NEVER LET YOU TAKE MY SOUL so I quit..
Title: Re: The Fuke Curse
Post by: Quickplay on December 04, 2012, 07:44:57 PM
nice :)
i hope we will find a way to play this xD
Title: Re: The Fuke Curse
Post by: [JOKER]Ya$N on December 04, 2012, 11:57:25 PM
LOL WTF weird event  :o
Title: Re: The Fuke Curse
Post by: AJP on December 05, 2012, 05:50:36 AM
Hey BikeDriver, what if you quit before the other person?
Title: Re: The Fuke Curse
Post by: EnzoMortelli on December 05, 2012, 09:02:27 AM
I guess this is an unlikely case. BikeDriver won't quit until either the soul is his or the curse is broken. (cuz he's a lazy-arse no-lifer fag) As i witnessed the first test run of this i would say it is unlikely for it to take any longer than let's say 15 minutes per cursed person until a decision about their soul is made, so it is no big problem to bring it to an end rather quickly if someone has to leave. However it might be a good idea to cover up timeouts and connection problems.
Title: Re: The Fuke Curse
Post by: BikeDriver on December 05, 2012, 12:22:14 PM
if i timeout i reconnect ;D

if the other person times out and he does not come backhis soul is mine.

and yes i will not quit until a decision is made.
Title: Re: The Fuke Curse
Post by: [eVo]PvtBenny on December 05, 2012, 08:40:27 PM
Gotta love that weird creative mind of yours BikeDriver! lol!!
Title: Re: The Fuke Curse
Post by: BikeDriver on December 07, 2012, 09:38:23 PM
Faye and SpitFire raped me hard today.


This is harder than i thought ;D