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Title: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: AJP on January 29, 2009, 08:48:32 PM
Well, the other day I had something very lame happen to me and that's why I'm starting this topic, wondering what other lame events people have experienced in lw sa.

You see the other day I was on the server and saw that Lgt_Benny had a 1mill bounty and thought what the hell, I might as well go for it, when I discovered that he had gone in a boat far far out sea. I jumped in a jetmax and pressed W for the longest time I think I've ever pressed a key in my life, to finally find him in his boat and chased him till his death, and got the 1 mill bounty. So I /pm him and say that that was pretty fun and he responded quickly and claimed that it was unfair but whatever.. that was where I made a huge mistake, I felt pity and said ok I'll give you some of the bounty and gave 250k.. big mistake. 5 minutes later, a rustler  came and easily m4'd me down and you can guess who was the smartass pilot. So I died and lost all the money and he probably had a good laugh.

End of lame story, who can top this?
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: eDiT on January 29, 2009, 08:59:55 PM
i got hit by a dugi flying a hydra.
top that.
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: tezza on January 29, 2009, 09:10:34 PM
I once got killed by edit.
That was the most depressing day of my life.
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: wWallie on January 29, 2009, 09:13:33 PM
Any form of backstabbing and them fools that /q to avoid death and are actually proud of it.
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: [V]ACE on January 29, 2009, 09:34:47 PM
well eDIT once said no to me....that was just lame....

srsly i onc ehad the tank and managed to blow it up! D: that was lame


V3 once stole ma sheep and him not being on much anymore is lame....




(EDIT:thought of the lamest thing to happen to me)
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: eDiT on January 29, 2009, 09:55:43 PM
I once got killed by edit.
That was the most depressing day of my life.
I remember that day, you ran home crying!

:)
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: [V3loc1Ty] on January 30, 2009, 05:01:59 AM
Lamest thing (or at least one of them): Driving around with the tank for like 30 minutes only to get bugged and some other random "joins" driving the tank.. making it 2 drivers (crappy bug.. some of you might know it). That's really annoying. Usually I start pm'ing the other driver then and tell them to get the **** out in a pretty decisive way. :-X
Myyyyyyyy Fluffy!

Another Fluffy scenario, even worse: Having fun with the tank while being the only admin on.. checking a report only to return few seconds later and find the tank being stolen by some nub. >:(

[...] V3 once stole ma sheep and him not being on much anymore is lame.... [...]
I seriously thought about playing more often again since there's a buttload of new features apparently. I need to gain the #1 spot on the topspree list for example since it rightfully belongs to me anyways. :)
You lot better prepare for the v3+nrg combo.
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: Faraday on January 30, 2009, 08:20:38 AM
Lamest thing that happend to me: Yesterday I got Rickroll'd on the radio -.-
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: Caturday on January 30, 2009, 09:39:05 AM
Lamest thing that happend to me: Yesterday I got Rickroll'd on the radio -.-

LOL
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: AJP on January 30, 2009, 01:57:39 PM
Lamest thing that happend to me: Yesterday I got Rickroll'd on the radio -.-

It would be fun if everytime LWBot Banned someone for spawning weaps or something that guy would get instantly RickRolled xD
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: jinx on January 30, 2009, 06:04:16 PM
The lamest thing that happened to me I can't tell you legally. Top that.
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: dugi on January 30, 2009, 06:05:35 PM
Lamest thing that happend to me: Yesterday I got Rickroll'd on the radio -.-

So did I !
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: jinx on January 30, 2009, 06:15:27 PM
Lamest thing that happend to me: Yesterday I got Rickroll'd on the radio -.-

So did I !

PROOF OR BAN! :<
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: SUPERBAD on January 30, 2009, 08:03:03 PM
Well, the other day I had something very lame happen to me and that's why I'm starting this topic, wondering what other lame events people have experienced in lw sa.

You see the other day I was on the server and saw that Lgt_Benny had a 1mill bounty and thought what the hell, I might as well go for it, when I discovered that he had gone in a boat far far out sea. I jumped in a jetmax and pressed W for the longest time I think I've ever pressed a key in my life, to finally find him in his boat and chased him till his death, and got the 1 mill bounty. So I /pm him and say that that was pretty fun and he responded quickly and claimed that it was unfair but whatever.. that was where I made a huge mistake, I felt pity and said ok I'll give you some of the bounty and gave 250k.. big mistake. 5 minutes later, a rustler  came and easily m4'd me down and you can guess who was the smartass pilot. So I died and lost all the money and he probably had a good laugh.

End of lame story, who can top this?


hahah lmao!!!
You gave benny some of your bounty back hahaha.
And you ve been in middle of the sea? I wonder was you swiming or did u get his ship? or have you been still in your plane? :D
Benny is a too good pilot :D
hahaha


Any form of backstabbing and them fools that /q to avoid death and are actually proud of it.

Saw that 2 times, every time I banned them. One I unbanned directly what was a mistake.
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: AJP on January 30, 2009, 10:19:59 PM
No you see, he was in a boat, so I chased him in my boat to his death, then I merily was driving my boat back to SA and we rustled me down..
agh the shame xD
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: Zamaroht on January 30, 2009, 10:26:46 PM
Lamest thing that happend to me: Yesterday I got Rickroll'd on the radio -.-

So did I !

PROOF OR BAN! :<

YOU CAN'T BAN, I DO, MUAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA <evilface.jpg>
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: wWallie on January 30, 2009, 10:46:06 PM
Any form of backstabbing and them fools that /q to avoid death and are actually proud of it.
Saw that 2 times, every time I banned them. One I unbanned directly what was a mistake.

It is not meant as an attack towards admins cause they either see it or they don't, in case u took it like that.
It happened more than twice, but thats not teh case anyway, its just weak  :)

Kan je dit lezen en begrijpen?
Ik zal je soms testen op de Nederlandse taalbeheersing, be voorbereid!
kusje
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: HardyHar on January 31, 2009, 04:12:30 AM
I joined SAMP. ;D
Hahahaha!
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: S3rs on January 31, 2009, 07:22:41 AM
Kan je dit lezen en begrijpen?
Ik zal je soms testen op de Nederlandse taalbeheersing, be voorbereid!
kusje
harhar :D
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: dannymc18 on January 31, 2009, 10:44:09 AM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=95Nn5-cDwqk&fmt=18 (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=95Nn5-cDwqk&fmt=18)
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: [V]ACE on January 31, 2009, 12:32:43 PM
D: Danny got run over by his own car D: and not even in gta....

gotta say that was a lol video - if ur mental enough to leave ur car going in circles and stand by it then bad things will happen....

thats is lame though - jumpin outta ur car ingta, to getrun over by it..

Oh and yesterday the lamest thing ever happend to me:
Im by the boat, get hit with a car, knocked to an exploding, car (boom) lose armour, get up and anotehr car knocks me to another exploding car and boom again - i die! WAT ARE THE ODDS!
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: AJP on January 31, 2009, 02:50:16 PM
lol I've seen worse xD the video is funny tho, that guy must be pretty dumb.


Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: [NAB]DarkZomb on January 31, 2009, 02:54:37 PM
Oh and yesterday the lamest thing ever happend to me:
Im by the boat, get hit with a car, knocked to an exploding, car (boom) lose armour, get up and anotehr car knocks me to another exploding car and boom again - i die! WAT ARE THE ODDS!
It always happens to me  :-\ :-\ :-\ or when I'm fightin' someone on the strip then a nub ran me over twice or more, then the guy I was fightin' comes to the cheap shot when I'm on floor then says "DED"  :D
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: dannymc18 on January 31, 2009, 08:12:56 PM
I've had something incredible stupid happen in IV.  Friend chopped me with a heli and I shot halfway across one of the islands and landed on a motorway with a tiniest bit of health left.  Then a pedestrian hit me with a car :(
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: Enzo03 on February 01, 2009, 03:23:17 AM
One time in IV a friend of mine jumped out of his helicopter and somehow the result was that the helicopter and the road below used him as the ball to play pong with...
As for me, I think it may have been the time there was a race on the railroad bridge that leads into SF (the red one), and JUST BEFORE THE RACE STARTED, I tried to reposition myself, and was out of the race start when the race started! D:
So I took off... and decided I would ruin the race... but when I turned around... I failed again and fell off!
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: AJP on February 01, 2009, 04:28:10 PM
One time in IV a friend of mine jumped out of his helicopter and somehow the result was that the helicopter and the road below used him as the ball to play pong with...
As for me, I think it may have been the time there was a race on the railroad bridge that leads into SF (the red one), and JUST BEFORE THE RACE STARTED, I tried to reposition myself, and was out of the race start when the race started! D:
So I took off... and decided I would ruin the race... but when I turned around... I failed again and fell off!

Or when noob race ruiners ram you 5 seconds before the race and you had a pimped uranus/bullet/infernus :(
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: Enzo03 on February 04, 2009, 03:18:05 AM
Just a pimped Infernus... or a good ol' NRG.
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: [V3loc1Ty] on February 04, 2009, 03:21:49 AM
Quote
What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Getting repeatedly adminabused and absolute fairly killed by Neonkiller. >.>
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: Neonkiller on February 04, 2009, 04:02:24 AM
Quote
What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Getting repeatedly adminabused and absolute fairly killed by Neonkiller. >.>
Doing a flying stunt with a hydra normal plane that can stunt good like a stunt plane and crashing into v3 then watching whine and cry about him dieing like a nub sitting there and listening to v3's interesting conversation on how i admin abuse fairly and nicely use my admin powers. :-*
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: Raku on February 04, 2009, 06:24:10 AM
I will never forget my first death,because it was lame,i was only playing with the deagle(gun),had like 70 kills and 0 deaths,so i was in the middle of the desert,no car,when a russian guy who couldnt talk comes with a banshee.
I asked him if he can give me a ride in PM,but the answer was something like "!@^#%@!#^&*@!",so i just tried to go near him and get in the car pressing G,well..he just parked on me.
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: Carolicious on February 04, 2009, 07:52:51 AM
...
I asked him if he can give me a ride in PM,but the answer was something like "!@^#%@!#^&*@!",so i just tried to go near him and get in the car pressing G,well..he just parked on me.
sumthin like that huh  ;D
(https://littlewhiteys.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcarolicious.kilu.de%2Fscreens%2Fsig%2Fruspm.PNG&hash=b332d3ae78541a4e201e68c11428bc48f1807ed0)
lol
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: Raku on February 04, 2009, 02:00:56 PM
Exactly ! doh lol
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: SUPERBAD on February 06, 2009, 07:47:56 PM
I will never forget my first death,because it was lame,i was only playing with the deagle(gun),had like 70 kills and 0 deaths,so i was in the middle of the desert,no car,when a russian guy who couldnt talk comes with a banshee.
I asked him if he can give me a ride in PM,but the answer was something like "!@^#%@!#^&*@!",so i just tried to go near him and get in the car pressing G,well..he just parked on me.

haha guess that was after you killed DoctorCongo...
:D
First I thought the russian was me  :P
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: Dominator on February 09, 2009, 04:04:25 PM
I was first @ the race, then some dumper comes out of nothing. So lame, damn you racetards!
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: Reloaded!1111ONE on February 09, 2009, 05:19:38 PM
ohai dominator its [PvA]FL4M3Z btw  ::)
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: Bloodst3r on February 10, 2009, 03:27:20 PM
I once got killed by edit.
That was the most depressing day of my life.
I remember that day, you ran home crying!

:)
heh! :D

getting kicked for ping is the most lamest thing ? :D lol jk, well idk lws is just perfect  :-X ( Apart from hax0rz )
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: HardyHar on February 10, 2009, 05:11:04 PM
I was being DBed by my nemesis BurgerPrince, when my car exploded next to another car that exploded.
So it was like simultaneous Booms!   
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: KmanN on February 11, 2009, 02:37:22 PM
i got ran over then db'ed when i had a 177 kill spree >.>
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: [V]ACE on February 11, 2009, 05:31:12 PM
the best thing i saw (which was lame for the player) was "burgerprince" dbing so i dbed him - the car he dbed set on fire along with his - he got out between the cars and was stuck then boom - thrown onto his car which then exploded and he died....

lame for him but soooooooo funny for me.... :D
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: Reloaded!1111ONE on February 11, 2009, 05:55:28 PM
when i was a regular here.........
the lamest thing tht happened to me was:
I WAS FUCKING DBED WHEN I HAD 3 STARS k gf
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: [Sx]Firefly[UB] on February 11, 2009, 07:08:20 PM
Getting stuck in Jurassic Park Duel Arena  ::)
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: S3rs on February 11, 2009, 07:23:19 PM
when i was a regular here.........
the lamest thing tht happened to me was:
I WAS FUCKING DBED WHEN I HAD 3 STARS k gf
lol happens to me all the time... :-\
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: AJP on February 11, 2009, 07:56:55 PM
Getting stuck in Jurassic Park Duel Arena  ::)

 :D danny tele'd you yet? ROFL

The other day I was over at Ocean's Docks (for those who don't know where that is, it's a Military island on the far South side of Los Santos, the first city in the story) and was goofing around waiting for a friend to pick me up, as I had no vehicle. And was stupidly parked on by some nub who had recently joined the server...  >:(


Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: Slice on February 11, 2009, 08:49:30 PM
Oh yeah I remember one thing, when I had played for like a week here.. eDiT told me the tank was at the Santa Maria beach. When I went there, he said it was on Mount Chilliad.
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: AJP on February 11, 2009, 08:52:14 PM
Oh yeah I remember one thing, when I had played for like a week here.. eDiT told me the tank was at the Santa Maria beach. When I went there, he said it was on Mount Chilliad.

Huh, I was about to go to Mt. Chilliad when I was new... then I thought nah.
and then I looked at the map when some "Unauthorized person has stolen the tank" showed up.

Since then, I would always go to where everyone knows that the tank spawns: on the admin roof
 
::)

Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: KmanN on February 11, 2009, 08:58:51 PM
Oh yeah I remember one thing, when I had played for like a week here.. eDiT told me the tank was at the Santa Maria beach. When I went there, he said it was on Mount Chilliad.

Huh, I was about to go to Mt. Chilliad when I was new... then I thought nah.
and then I looked at the map when some "Unauthorized person has stolen the tank" showed up.

Since then, I would always go to where everyone knows that the tank spawns: on the admin roof hahha i pwn you both when i was 1 week old i wanted to know so i just asked alv lol :D
 
::)


Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: Neonkiller on February 11, 2009, 09:49:41 PM
If you  are wondering the admin roof is on top of the tallest building in Los Santos. ;)/me walks away
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: AJP on February 11, 2009, 11:22:33 PM
And if you're desperate and want to see a screenshot of the Tank in it's Spawn location, here's (http://www.1227.com/) a link
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: [eVo]Rizla on February 11, 2009, 11:45:40 PM
And if you're desperate and want to see a screenshot of the Tank in it's Spawn location, here's (http://www.rickroll/) a link

1. as far as i can see, its a fail link
2. if u dont like javascript running riot get firefox + noscript to avoid those rickroll type sites that u nubs love to click on
3. that was a waste of a report :P
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: AJP on February 12, 2009, 01:28:08 AM
And if you're desperate and want to see a screenshot of the Tank in it's Spawn location, here's (http://www.rickroll/) a link

1. as far as i can see, its a fail link
2. if u dont like java running riot get firefox + noscript to avoid those rickroll type sites that u nubs love to click on
3. that was a waste of a report :P

huh?
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: B0red on February 12, 2009, 03:19:55 AM
i pissed on myself after 12 beers.
oh u mean in server ?
i payed a girl(i dont even know if she really was a girl) ingame to strip,but she went in bank,banked the money and /q.
im lying,i just payed her and she killed me
hmm actualy i think i killed her
oh yea,i killed him but then a girl came and i killed her too and i got 76 $
i cant remember
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: Carolicious on February 12, 2009, 07:37:59 AM
i pissed on myself after 12 beers.
\o/ did that happen during or after the strip story?! :P
oh u mean in server ?
jup  ???
i payed a girl(i dont even know if she really was a girl) ingame to strip,but she went in bank,banked the money and /q.
im lying,i just payed her and she killed me
\o/ again  ;D
hmm actualy i think i killed her
oh yea,i killed him but then a girl came and i killed her too and i got 76 $
i cant remember
\o/ thought so...it happended while u been drunk and pissed yourself  :P pmsl
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: AJP on February 19, 2009, 12:49:05 PM
When u wanne play pacman you accidentially start up LW! thats lame :P

omg xD

You use Popz's Rocket Launcher?
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: redtalent on February 19, 2009, 04:31:56 PM
Well it wasn't on LW but on LVP i drove around cities for miles to buy this one casino, I got cash in LS from LV cos I don't trust LV banks outside :P, then went back to LV (the long way cos I'm an idiot) finally got there and it said "You just paid $150,000" just before I was about to buy a property - I thought, talk about taking the piss!
Title: Re: What's the lamest thing that's happened to you?
Post by: Teh_Värizeja on February 23, 2009, 10:20:27 PM
Right now i was leading the race and then BOOM crash :( epic feil