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Offline blewert

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Won't be playing - LIES
« on: April 01, 2010, 05:49:40 PM »
Sorry guys, but just like Faraday (quite a coincedence) I too won't be playing SA-MP for a while. What seemed as a normal morning today, turned out to be very extraordinary. Whilst I was innocently toasting some bread this morning, I accidentally burnt some toast whilst I was cooking. The spring keeping the toast down then flicked up and bits of burnt toast got in my eyeballs, causing a very hot burning/irrative sensation in my retina. I riled in pain and tried to wash the bits of burnt toast from my eyeballs, but it was too late. The burnt toast was already lodged in my retina and was flaking apart, now there was evergrowing burnt toast crumbs in my eye. This may seem funny, but it's true.. and I'd take offence if you thought it was funny.

I went to the hospital and they said they are going to try put me on some anti-inflammatories and if they have to, perform surgery. But they said frankly (and much to my appreciation) that they didn't think my eyes were going to make it through. I'm blind and there's little chance of me regaining sight again, so I thought it'd be pointless playing SA-MP now that I'm probably never going to see again. Too all the smarty-pants out there who think it'd not possible for me to type this out whilst blind, a family member is typing this message out.

Thanks to all the people who made littlewhitey's possible, namely the SuperMunkeyZ, management and all the admins. Some of the players too, but that list is too long. You all know who you are. Well I guess this is the final farewell, goodbye, and I won't see you again. (quite literally)

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APRIL FOOLSSSSSSSSS
« Last Edit: April 02, 2010, 03:55:27 AM by blewert »




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Re: Won't be playing
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2010, 05:50:25 PM »
oh noes
take care
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Re: Won't be playing
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2010, 05:59:32 PM »
OH SO YOU JUST GONNA LEAVE??? AFTER EVERYTHING WE BEEN THROUGH???!?


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Re: Won't be playing
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2010, 06:00:47 PM »
Fuuuck man, most sincere compassion!

PS! If this is a hoax, then fu.
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Re: Won't be playing
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2010, 06:00:53 PM »
wow 3 admins left same day what a sad day :(
Goodluck with your eye man

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Re: Won't be playing
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2010, 06:01:54 PM »
Good luck my master!

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Re: Won't be playing
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2010, 06:22:20 PM »
with eyes or without, you'll still be my sexybum trewelb  :-*
good luck men.

p.s.: if you choose to come to germany, i'll surely do my best to fix the problem (you know i love burned toast crumbs and licking.)



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Re: Won't be playing
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2010, 06:42:26 PM »
oh meen i cant belive it  :'(
« Last Edit: April 01, 2010, 06:44:17 PM by MidNight »

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Re: Won't be playing
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2010, 06:46:16 PM »
midnight, asslicker .. however, blewert i hope u get well soon man .. there was some nice days pwning with u  :D

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Re: Won't be playing
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2010, 06:48:10 PM »
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midnight, asslicker
EJ FU STUPID BICH!!
I DONT GIVE A TOOTHLESS WHORE THAT U DONT LIKE
ME AND WANNA TAKE ME DOWN EVERY TIME U SEE ME!!!
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
« Last Edit: April 01, 2010, 06:52:09 PM by MidNight »

Offline Daniel.

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Re: Won't be playing
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2010, 06:48:59 PM »
Hope you get fine blewert,i also had some trouble with my eye's a while ago,gl :)

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!!!

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Re: Won't be playing
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2010, 06:52:20 PM »
Omg I hope this is a bad 1 april joke...

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Re: Won't be playing
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2010, 07:39:20 PM »
more ppl have died from toast related injuries than from weed 8)

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Re: Won't be playing
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2010, 07:52:41 PM »


Why were you cooking toast? Wouldnt you be toasting toast? Better question.. Why was your face directly above the toaster? Also, unless your toaster was custom-machined from the infrastucture of a grenade launcher, i dont see why toast would have launched at you. But truely a cacophonous event none the less.

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Re: Won't be playing
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2010, 07:56:13 PM »
LOL BLESWERS, you got owned by a toast machine xD

jkin, get well man :D
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