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Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
« on: May 22, 2011, 02:47:28 AM »
Even admins/mods/regular players make mistakes, this is here to document their hilarious mistakes.
If you feel anything posted here was a mistake or abuse you are wrong, all that is posted here is the funny everyday lives of our staff.
Although if I player insists a factuid ca be removed.

it will be an official rule?
Yea.. parking on yourself to avoid getting killed is a bannable offence.

Seriously?



Would love it if you could knock someone down and place a nade in their mouth.


Would love it sooo much, shame its impossible

I well join but...I need a team
WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM

Old Name: [JOKER]CJ
New Name: [JOKER]PrEdaToR

yea i killed tis hacker and he dropped like 20mil and kept on growing..... :o :o :o :o

Cheats WON'T be forgiven, and you clearly know that and we don't accept any sorry from anyone. If you cheated, you are OUT

Soo....

DENIED

it name is fluffy she will blow up  lol. she a mean green fighting mechian ;D ;D

lol ignore apu,
the tank spawns on top of mount chilliad at 12:00 tuesday
hope this helps :)

Why I hi there fan
I'm Dan the man
Once a noob went and ran
So I just shouted "BAN!"
That's how I came to be in this job
Stuff that in your pipe you old lazy slob.


Well, that, plus being in the beta team from near the start of the games development.

GO IRELAND.

This one was joke from start to end, he was never seriously banned.
plz! it was my brother! i can ask my dad to call you!

my dad say:
Unbann slice right now Mr. Rizla.
Best regards Big Slice.

I R GOOD CLAN FISHERMAN I CATCH LOBBYS AND SALMONS JAJAJJAJAA

Hmm we have recently found a cat to ocupy position of clan cat, would u be comfortable serving under said cat?

second in command cat?

i loved heli boi, that fool never registered his accounts so me and splatter kept registering the names he'd come on under

I have something constructive: Fuck off

Hyp3r - Now this is really special person,you can talk to him about everything,he is trustable guy.

it real i saw popz with hydra
« Last Edit: May 23, 2011, 07:28:08 PM by splatterpuss »
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Offline [JOKER]Miczi

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Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2011, 11:29:40 AM »
Lol. But you got nothing on me nab ;)


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Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2011, 12:17:07 PM »
This was a funny ban appeal from a good while back.

http://forum.littlewhiteys.co.uk/index.php/topic,8661.15.html


We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh give you up) (Ooh give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

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Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2011, 12:27:10 PM »

maybe back.

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Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2011, 12:33:55 PM »
awesome topic:p


Ride or die.

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Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2011, 12:34:24 PM »
Thnx for the heads up, old bans get moved to the mods cave.


We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh give you up) (Ooh give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

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Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2011, 03:03:03 PM »
LOL @ Slice
Regards, Big Slice

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Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2011, 04:36:32 PM »
I cant find my ban appley from 2008 :(

naic topic btw. :)

Yet he has decided to reply normally.


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Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2011, 06:26:06 PM »
Hey there,

How is eVo doing on this fine lovely day?

- Nemesis.

were all grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat cheers, now dont you post here again mkay... not welcome :)

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Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2011, 08:22:50 PM »
lol this is a laugh uz cunts should all grow a spine

A spine? Who taught you that word?

Edit my posts at will, you will because you HAVE the power, so use it, abuse it, i don't give a fuck, you flame other people, then when i tell them about your crack baby problems you go emo and edit my post, well, the doctor did say you'd be a bit 'retarded'.

I have something constructive: Fuck off

next try huh barbie? guess your used to that..

Oh and thanks Rez :)

-Nem out



^Never really liked rez or barbie :<

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Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2011, 09:02:27 PM »
http://forum.littlewhiteys.co.uk/index.php/topic,3766.msg31673.html#msg31673

oh the shame
hihi..that was classic! :P
but,u worked naic since then I guess,untill.. :-X

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Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2011, 09:07:07 PM »
http://forum.littlewhiteys.co.uk/index.php/topic,3766.msg31673.html#msg31673

oh the shame

I thought that asking how to be admin automatically implyied getting discarded for it.

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Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2011, 09:09:18 PM »
I thought that asking how to be admin automatically implyied getting discarded for it.
There is a difference in "asking for" and "asking how to" ;)

my humble opinion.

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Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2011, 11:09:36 PM »
find some on me peaseeee