GTA V

[[eVo]PvtBenny]

i hope they got some racks up on their farm or they'll crash anyway.

Any massive increase on any typ of server will crash it anyway or slow it down immensely. Me and my class actually stress tested our schools servers. (teachers didnt like us very much after that)
Just compare it to a car hitting a wall at 100mph. Itll get fucked up no matter what it doesnt matter how good the car is and what kind of safety features it has.

Perhaps not the best way to compare but you get a general idea.

[BikeDriver]

yea well.. probably no chance in hell that the servers will be stable lol

how many copies have they sold yet? like 1.000.000.000?

[BikeDriver]

lol server go BOOOOOM


cant do nothing

it is ultra annoying xD

even the "solo multiplayer" doesnt work and it is super fucking annoying because you can not skip the intro and you have to watch it over and over again in order to try and play XD

its like.. 4 or 5 minutes every time XD

1* hate reviews here we go....

[EnzoMortelli]

Huehuehue
Lemme see if i have a bottle of pity lying around somewhere for you.

[BikeDriver]

ahj8iasheiudhaiuhasdihasuidh

too bad enzo but i was one of the 1% who were able to play yesterday. was right after i sent the last post, i connected to the server :OOOO

i didnt dare to turn off my playstation again

now i installed PS3 updates and its not working again

but watever.. i have played it like 6 hours online yesterday. it is fantastic.

most hilarious thing:
you can shout at NPCs through your micro and they will give you the cash faster. but what people seemed to didnt know: other players can hear their screaming XD

i laughed my fucking ass off, it was so hilarious to drive by them and hear them cry with them having NO IDEA whether they can be heard or not

BTW I am level 9 now and i already have the UZI with bigger magazine. i am one of the very fucking few people who have that because nobody was able to play as long as me xD

minigun @ level 120 lol

[[eVo]Rizla]

looks just like me 

[BikeDriver]

rank 17 rizla? not too shabby.. i am almost level 26 but i have played pretty much 24/7 xD

It is so fucking epic to be the only one with a sniper

[[eVo]Rizla]

rank 17 rizla? not too shabby.. i am almost level 26 but i have played pretty much 24/7 xD

It is so fucking epic to be the only one with a sniper

sniper looks fun for ppl who have it, and a nightmare for ppl who dont im going to snipe ppl who take cars to simeon jejejejeje

[BikeDriver]

rank 17 rizla? not too shabby.. i am almost level 26 but i have played pretty much 24/7 xD

It is so fucking epic to be the only one with a sniper

sniper looks fun for ppl who have it, and a nightmare for ppl who dont im going to snipe ppl who take cars to simeon jejejejeje

lol i have never seen a person with a higher rank than me, so yes i am pretty much alone with my sniper and it is just hilarious.

best part is: if you kill someone he spawns on a near road. now when you are in the middle of nowhere you stand on a fucking mountain and rape some people they have no chance of ever killing you xD

when somebody is able to climb up the mountain i just sit on my private bati 800RR and drive away
its the best bike in the game and you can purchase it on southernsanandreassuperautos.com. but first you have to own a garage or you cant purchase nothing. i purchased one garage for ~62.000 with 6 vehicle slots. you can then also call a dude if you need a car and he will deliver it almost instantly to a near position

i have done nothing but playing this shit game since 5 days... totally worth it xD

[Nemesis]

looks just like me 

My rank 14 just got deleted, I'm beyond pissed off, don't think im going to play until its fucking working FULLY

[BikeDriver]

lol

id nuke the R* HQ if i lost my, now almost lvl30 char

[Nemesis]

lol

id nuke the R* HQ if i lost my, now almost lvl30 char

Well you better hope you're lucky, because its happening in the thousands. And people lose up to 2k from bank in medical bills whenever they die regardless of where they are, which pretty much means If you die once in a misson with 1 respawn, and make 2000 from that mission, you haven't made any money, considering the armour and ammo you've wasted, you're set back at times. Not sure what part is intentional and what part is bugged, but Its starting to look like Pay2Win, Whats the point of bank and money on you if you're just going to take the money out from the bank to pay everytime you die, If you're killed you drop 100 which they can pick up and you pay 2000 medical bill (for ALOT of people, im not sure if its like that for everyone but it was for me) I ended up earning 100k but spending 55-60 of that on ammunition and medical bills

[EnzoMortelli]

Well you better hope you're lucky, because its happening in the thousands. And people lose up to 2k from bank in medical bills whenever they die regardless of where they are, which pretty much means If you die once in a misson with 1 respawn, and make 2000 from that mission, you haven't made any money, considering the armour and ammo you've wasted, you're set back at times. Not sure what part is intentional and what part is bugged, but Its starting to look like Pay2Win, Whats the point of bank and money on you if you're just going to take the money out from the bank to pay everytime you die, If you're killed you drop 100 which they can pick up and you pay 2000 medical bill (for ALOT of people, im not sure if its like that for everyone but it was for me) I ended up earning 100k but spending 55-60 of that on ammunition and medical bills

Welcome to the 'murican health care system.

[BikeDriver]

lol

id nuke the R* HQ if i lost my, now almost lvl30 char

Well you better hope you're lucky, because its happening in the thousands. And people lose up to 2k from bank in medical bills whenever they die regardless of where they are, which pretty much means If you die once in a misson with 1 respawn, and make 2000 from that mission, you haven't made any money, considering the armour and ammo you've wasted, you're set back at times. Not sure what part is intentional and what part is bugged, but Its starting to look like Pay2Win, Whats the point of bank and money on you if you're just going to take the money out from the bank to pay everytime you die, If you're killed you drop 100 which they can pick up and you pay 2000 medical bill (for ALOT of people, im not sure if its like that for everyone but it was for me) I ended up earning 100k but spending 55-60 of that on ammunition and medical bills

wellllllll--
no i do not agree. it doesnt feel like pay2win.

first of: you cannot buy the level ups. and at least for me its the case that I can do the following with the cash i earn while leveling:
buy and max out all available weapons
buy a garage for 62k
keep my personal vehicle (bati 800RR) fully upgraded


all without using real monies. but that is, i admit, pretty much the limit. i am always low on cash but i can buy all i need.

[BikeDriver]

guys just some wise words of advice:

I lost my character 3 times now, it appeared as level 1 again. the instant that happened i always turned my PS3 off and tried again 10 minutes later. It always fixed it.


If you get to the online character selection window (the menu with the 4 character slots and blue background which is not supposed to show up when entering online mode normally) DO NEVER log into your account if it is listed as "Level 1". just turn the console off.

level 35 now btw:)

but i saw a level 54 guy today.. omg...


Edit: One more thing: Do never buy anything expensive in solo-multiplayer if the normal multiplayer is broken. the game tends to forget about what you do in this mode...