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Offline BikeDriver

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The Fuke Curse
« on: December 03, 2012, 09:42:28 PM »
Hiiiiiiiii

This is the latest bullshit I have come up with:

I join the server randomly with the name Fuke[Name of victim] and from then on this EPIC RULES are set:

- If you are my victim you are automatically cursed once :-*
- If I kill you, your curse will increase by 1 :P
- If you kill me the curse level will go down by 1 :'(
- If your curse level is 0 the curse is broken :)
- If you kill me with db the curse is broken instantly, regardless of the former curse level :)
- If your curse level is 9 and you kill me in any possible way , the curse is broken instantly (all or nothing):)
- If your curse level reaches 10 your soul is mine 8)
- If you quit before you can break the curse your soul is mine 8)
- If you are some admin crybaby and you change my name your soul is mine and it will become my sex slave 8)


Cursed people right now:
- S3rs (He rage/q after being triple cursed ;D)
- 665 (He gave up after 6 fuke curses and /qed :P)

People who were able to break the curse:
- zboks (He was able to kill me with curse level 9)
- [Cheetos] (DBed me at curse level 3 ::))
- Smajdalfe (DBed me too :'()
- SpitFire(The devil has taken over his hitbox, he raped me like 10 times in a row)
- Faye(Was able to defeat the curse with awesome dodging skills)

               



Epic quotes:
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[21:53:51] <Fuke[S3rs]> you are double cursed now :)
[21:53:56] <[JOKER]S3rs> idgaf

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[21:59:20] <[JOKER]S3rs> I got a streaming object mod, and now im easy to hit
[21:59:33] <Fuke[S3rs]> the curse master does not care about your excuses

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[21:54:57] <Fuke[S3rs]> fourfould course
[21:55:39] <[JOKER]S3rs> laggy fuck

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[18:25:06] <[HM]Faye> oh no its the curse!
[18:25:09] <665> lol
[18:25:13] <665> what about it?
[18:25:15] <665> xO
[18:25:21] <[HM]Faye> It has ur name!
[18:25:24] <[HM]Faye> You are simply fucked
[18:25:25] <[HM]Faye> gl
[18:25:26] <Fuke[665]> :))
[18:25:31] <665> tanks!
[18:25:32] <[HM]Faye> xD

to be continued ;D
« Last Edit: December 07, 2012, 09:39:55 PM by BikeDriver »
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Offline Habdel

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Re: The Fuke Curse
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2012, 10:07:00 PM »

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Re: The Fuke Curse
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2012, 10:32:07 PM »
how do you come up with this shit?
will see you ingame then.....

Offline BikeDriver

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Re: The Fuke Curse
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2012, 10:33:19 PM »
lol habdel, exactly! ;) ;D

and spitfire i have no idea.. well lets say: if you broke the curse then you are free for now :)
if your soul is mine i might be gracious if you cry for mercy (=revenge) ;D

and lol sers.
« Last Edit: December 03, 2012, 10:44:41 PM by BikeDriver »
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Offline Devilboy665

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Re: The Fuke Curse
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2012, 11:53:36 PM »
Fuke Mather All! .l.

ps. That shit's copyrighted, brother.

Yet he has decided to reply normally.


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Re: The Fuke Curse
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2012, 02:32:19 AM »
I will play devil's advocate

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Re: The Fuke Curse
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2012, 04:35:47 AM »

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Re: The Fuke Curse
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2012, 08:50:20 AM »
facepalm - that is all. :o

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Re: The Fuke Curse
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2012, 11:54:30 AM »
Lllllove it!


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Re: The Fuke Curse
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2012, 03:16:49 PM »
Beelzeboss ftw!

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Re: The Fuke Curse
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2012, 06:08:40 PM »
665, welcome in my soul slave army :P

first post updated
« Last Edit: December 04, 2012, 09:08:17 PM by BikeDriver »
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Offline Slide

Re: The Fuke Curse
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2012, 06:45:41 PM »
I'm too scared to go in-game ;(

I WILL NEVER LET YOU TAKE MY SOUL so I quit..

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Re: The Fuke Curse
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2012, 07:44:57 PM »
nice :)
i hope we will find a way to play this xD

Offline [JOKER]Ya$N

Re: The Fuke Curse
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2012, 11:57:25 PM »
LOL WTF weird event  :o

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Re: The Fuke Curse
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2012, 05:50:36 AM »
Hey BikeDriver, what if you quit before the other person?