What outlander has in his personal text is racist and I demand he remove it or be banned from the forums. This i s horrible in this day and age that you would abuse Canadians in this way. We suffer many hardships in this northern country of ours and the accusation that we fuck moose, is unjust and totally uncalled for.
When Canadians go north to the ice and snow to escape the heat of the summer, we must pass through the Forest of Horrors. It's a horrible place filled with, well, horrors. In this forest live the Moose of Darkness and thier pastime is to rape the migrating Canadians as we traverse the forest. One in five Canadians doesn't even make it. I saw my own brother get dragged off into the bushes to be raped by five lurking moose.
So now you understand why this accusation is false. We do not willingly fuck the moose there, they attack us, and force us. Please be understanding and remove that rubbish as Canadians like myself are very sensitive of this topic.
Respectfully Yours,
Smoke2jointS
P.S. Does this mean I wont get any more birthday wishes? If so, that will suck.