I use 1 goat (mean that 15+ kg use in this dish) and 4 kg salt and 2 kg chili peppers powder.
4kg salt on 15kg meat? That sounds like the saltiest mess ever created
I never cook. I don't even know how and what to cook.
Time to get started then maybe. You might want to try this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-SJGQ2HLp8If that guy is unable to motivate you to try it, then nobody can help you.
Everybody loves pizza, and this one is foolproof as long as you stick to the video.
Being able to cook is imporant. Seriously, everybody should be capable of creating a few simple dishes. Girls are not really impressed by men who are only able to cook instant soup...
One of my favorite dishes is the following:
(Not my picture but you get the idea)
You need kidney beans, corn, rice, minced pork (probably kinda hard to get in some countries), paprika, salt pepper, paprika powder, curry powder, tabasco sauce, cheese, sieved tomatoes and whipped cream. It's simple as fuck.
Cook the rice, roast paprika, pork, corn, beans. Mix the roasted stuff with whipped cream and sieved toamtoes, put some salt/pepper/tabasco sauce, paprika powder, curry powder, mix it with the rice, cover it with cheese and put it in the oven.
It's very cheap, very tasty and very simple and very fast.
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