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Funny race starts/Race Finishes!
« on: August 03, 2008, 06:36:07 PM »
have you made any funny racestarts or race ends before?
yesterday, I raced a race that startedon the pyramid, meaning everyone could barely keep grip on bikes and people in cars couldn't get up, someone even died from falling and dropped over a million. lmao
Oh, and one of my favourites is setting up a racestart in area 69, where the tank spawns on friday.
if you put the marker just right, you can get everyone to be sat exactly where the tank spawns, meaning it spawns on top of 5 or 6 bikers heads.

anyone here know any other funny racestarts/ends?

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Re: Funny race starts/Race Finishes!
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2008, 06:46:23 PM »
My funny race start/finish points so far:

Start points:

- The Pirateship (total mayhem before the start)
- LVPD (with all the noobs who try to shoot your car ;D )
- Inside Burger Shot
- Caligulas roof (only reachable by making a jump from the parking lot)

Finish points:

- Caligulas roof
- Inside Caligulas
- Inside Cluckin' Bell
- Inside 24/7 ;D
- Area 69 Jetpack lab
- Roof of some random building in LS (only reachable by jumping down the highest building in LS with a parachute)
- Somewhere at the edge of the map near Bayside



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Re: Funny race starts/Race Finishes!
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2008, 06:51:52 PM »
Start in the main bit of area 69 - then watch as everyone tried to get to the exit at the same time (maybe block it with a truck)

End off the peir in LS means the winners will be in the water when they finish.
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Re: Funny race starts/Race Finishes!
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2008, 06:28:15 AM »
garver bridge top as a finishpoint

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Re: Funny race starts/Race Finishes!
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2008, 12:10:11 AM »
I'm not good with funny starts...

Funny finishes... hmm

-anywhere that is in the ocean
-Instead of ON TOP of that SF bridge, I put it in midair just off the top of the bridge.
-"Just off" of chilliad (think BIG AIR... midair, and try not to die on landing.)
-Just off of this wooden ramp next to this beat-up shack on a cliff... its a nice view of the Dam, too.
-Another nice view of the dam, this time using a power line support as a ramp. This one murders cars that lack the torque to climb anything... as well as people, as they can't quite make the jump.
-Mini chilliad (the Pyramid in LV)
-On top of Candy Suxx might be nice too (BMX can make it. I done it before.)
-Liberty City (it IS POSSIBLE if you "carsurf" a jet, preferably the AT-440, and the pilot MUST be level with the 2D cloud layer.
-Cliffs on the edge of the map, for example, I found a few misplaced trees: they were full grown conifers growing on a rocky cliff, no dirt, just solid rock...
-Just above the admin roof
-IN BETWEEN THE TWO HIGHEST ROOFS in LS, that's right, in between. Gotta take care not to hit the side of the building when you ramp it. :)
-In a random interior...
-Bing's Bongs (AKA Admin HQ)
-the safe house next to Bing's Bongs (MY HQ... :D :D :D)
-INSIDE transfender/wheel arch angels/loco low co. interior
-Inside the boxing ring of LS (maybe LV too) gym... I once made it in LS's ring in single player and the boxers both decided to jump me... D:
-Inside burned down Vagos House (funny interior there :D)
-Jetpack chamber, bottom floor.
-Just above the bottom of the jetpack chamber so that the fall will hurt the winner badly.
-Gas station next to the trucking place with buses blocking the "safe" ways in, the only way to the finish point is through the pumps
-More that I can't remember.

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Re: Funny race starts/Race Finishes!
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2008, 03:19:21 AM »
I'm not good with funny starts...

Funny finishes... hmm

-anywhere that is in the ocean
-Instead of ON TOP of that SF bridge, I put it in midair just off the top of the bridge.
-"Just off" of chilliad (think BIG AIR... midair, and try not to die on landing.)
-Just off of this wooden ramp next to this beat-up shack on a cliff... its a nice view of the Dam, too.
-Another nice view of the dam, this time using a power line support as a ramp. This one murders cars that lack the torque to climb anything... as well as people, as they can't quite make the jump.
-Mini chilliad (the Pyramid in LV)
-On top of Candy Suxx might be nice too (BMX can make it. I done it before.)
-Liberty City (it IS POSSIBLE if you "carsurf" a jet, preferably the AT-440, and the pilot MUST be level with the 2D cloud layer.
-Cliffs on the edge of the map, for example, I found a few misplaced trees: they were full grown conifers growing on a rocky cliff, no dirt, just solid rock...
-Just above the admin roof
-IN BETWEEN THE TWO HIGHEST ROOFS in LS, that's right, in between. Gotta take care not to hit the side of the building when you ramp it. :)
-In a random interior...
-Bing's Bongs (AKA Admin HQ)
-the safe house next to Bing's Bongs (MY HQ... :D :D :D)
-INSIDE transfender/wheel arch angels/loco low co. interior
-Inside the boxing ring of LS (maybe LV too) gym... I once made it in LS's ring in single player and the boxers both decided to jump me... D:
-Inside burned down Vagos House (funny interior there :D)
-Jetpack chamber, bottom floor.
-Just above the bottom of the jetpack chamber so that the fall will hurt the winner badly.
-Gas station next to the trucking place with buses blocking the "safe" ways in, the only way to the finish point is through the pumps
-More that I can't remember.
I did similar to your idea with the gas station.
I make the race nearby to the finishpoint[area 69 when fluffy is spawning but that's irrelevant]
And then set the finish point as at the gas station.
it doesn't even have to be entirely accurate on the placing near the pumps since, because the raceend is really nearby, everyone is still racing meaning 20 or so people all head for the pumps with barely even seconds between eachother.

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Re: Funny race starts/Race Finishes!
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2008, 03:21:49 AM »
I did the best race ever!

I started south of the strip and ended 10 feet away!

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Re: Funny race starts/Race Finishes!
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2008, 11:45:22 AM »
I did the best race ever!

I started south of the strip and ended 10 feet away!

epic banter.

haha i got muted once after a huge gambling binge and did a race with a 10mil first place, 1mil second, 1 dollar third, the start point was in the finish point and the race was from UNMUTE ME YOU to FUCKING PRICK.. :D ive also done IM STILL FUCKING to MUTED DICKHEADS (the days before a mute timer, if you got muted and the admin went offline you were muted all day, go offline and online you get banned for mute evade or something :D) its also fun to get in a plane and fly out to sea for as lnog as you can ( i flew for 20 minutes) and set the finishpoint really high up, then watch people swim for ages to get to it and realise they cant ;D i also like making it start in a bank and finish in the ammunation, also fun is 'all around area 69' when i have the tank, they have to pass you 5 times so not many finish the race :o i've done loads more as well (i always host and never race ;X)
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Re: Funny race starts/Race Finishes!
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2008, 11:06:42 PM »
Lols, i made an race yesterday (im pvadominator) with start ls skyreaper (bikes only) and end sf bridge top..but i couldnt watch the race cus i had to eat :(
well dominator is still the fucked up forum whore he always was, i am glad that i never see u somewhere ingame.

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Re: Funny race starts/Race Finishes!
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2008, 10:17:53 PM »
I prefer NOT to use funny race starts because I like to crush as many people as possible. By using a GOOD race start, you get a nice mass of people...    ...to have their dreams of winning destroyed by an obscure finish.

Also, I am considering looking at the map in San Andreas Mission Analyzer so I can find some finishes IN MIDAIR for a so-called Insane Jump.

I love Midair finishes.

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Re: Funny race starts/Race Finishes!
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2008, 10:21:26 PM »
I prefer NOT to use funny race starts because I like to crush as many people as possible. By using a GOOD race start, you get a nice mass of people...    ...to have their dreams of winning destroyed by an obscure finish.

Also, I am considering looking at the map in San Andreas Mission Analyzer so I can find some finishes IN MIDAIR for a so-called Insane Jump.

I love Midair finishes.
that's what I enjoy doing too.
ESPECIALLY when the finish is nearby so you get a good solid amount of people at the end.
some race beginnings are just way to funny to be unused though

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Re: Funny race starts/Race Finishes!
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2008, 09:24:48 PM »
There were two race starts I saw that were funny, both by Asspumper:

-In the Victim store
-Top of Caligulas... but then again, people do that now and then.

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Re: Funny race starts/Race Finishes!
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2008, 11:41:37 PM »
- Roof of some random building in LS (only reachable by jumping down the highest building in LS with a parachute)
haha i use that alot

starts.....
-area 69
-emerald isle( top of parking lot)
-ship
-inside the bank
-tattoo parlour (lol)

finishes....
-the south east LS ship
-some ship between bone country and SF
-somewhere under the water
-the landing of the huge ramp in bone country
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Re: Funny race starts/Race Finishes!
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2008, 02:08:36 AM »
some one needs tto make a race starting in the water :}

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Re: Funny race starts/Race Finishes!
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2008, 02:25:49 AM »
some one needs tto make a race starting in the water :}
have
turned out to be a boat race
dugi did it actually.
there was a mix of people in boats, and people on boats shooting everyone with sawns.
good fun

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