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Re: nubs getting high ratios
« Reply #45 on: September 07, 2008, 11:43:28 PM »
i have 210 deaths and 220 kill  ;), i shot better now, i run when is imposible to kill, and i always try to have an armor in me, oh and my ratio is 2.15 [...]
Actually, your ratio can't be 2.15 with 210 deaths and 220 kills. :-*


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Re: nubs getting high ratios
« Reply #46 on: September 08, 2008, 10:36:47 AM »
Actually, your ratio can't be 2.15 with 210 deaths and 220 kills. :-*

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Re: nubs getting high ratios
« Reply #47 on: September 08, 2008, 04:33:20 PM »


i dont get it  :(
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Re: nubs getting high ratios
« Reply #48 on: September 08, 2008, 04:34:38 PM »
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Re: nubs getting high ratios
« Reply #49 on: September 08, 2008, 05:02:30 PM »
Duh. He expanded it in size, not in the mathematical way.


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Re: nubs getting high ratios
« Reply #50 on: September 08, 2008, 05:38:19 PM »
Duh. He expanded it in size, not in the mathematical way.
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Re: nubs getting high ratios
« Reply #51 on: September 09, 2008, 09:16:04 AM »


LOL  :D who did this? was it you Nebelwerfer?
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Re: nubs getting high ratios
« Reply #52 on: September 09, 2008, 04:22:31 PM »
There's a new leader in town ;D .

http://lwstats.sa-mp.co.uk/top/ratio.html

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Re: nubs getting high ratios
« Reply #53 on: September 09, 2008, 04:27:40 PM »
lol 139 ratio - wat do we all think - runner, downloader, dialup internet connection :o ;p lol


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Re: nubs getting high ratios
« Reply #54 on: September 11, 2008, 04:42:45 PM »
ok, sorry for lie, my real ratio is 1.15, ok, that is, and if you cant believe me, loking for me in the lw stats site.  ;)


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Re: nubs getting high ratios
« Reply #55 on: September 11, 2008, 04:54:45 PM »
ace u shoulda seen it on tuesaday, me and splatter got him 4 times in about 20 minutes


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Re: nubs getting high ratios
« Reply #56 on: September 11, 2008, 06:00:26 PM »
ace u shoulda seen it on tuesaday, me and splatter got him 4 times in about 20 minutes

Yea, after repeatedly using his mod/admin rights to spy on my whereabout and to teleport near by on several occasions. After many failed attempts and joined efforts you guys finally did get me. Anyway, my aim was to get in the list with as many kills as I could get and I succeeded. I am done using that account so it'll probably stay number one for a while ;D .

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Re: nubs getting high ratios
« Reply #57 on: September 11, 2008, 06:09:51 PM »
ace u shoulda seen it on tuesaday, me and splatter got him 4 times in about 20 minutes

Yea, after repeatedly using his mod/admin rights to spy on my whereabout and to teleport near by on several occasions. After many failed attempts and joined efforts you guys finally did get me. Anyway, my aim was to get in the list with as many kills as I could get and I succeeded. I am done using that account so it'll probably stay number one for a while ;D .

Well thats a complete load of bull because when you die you always spawn at lvpd and whenever there is any threat you always run into the bank so it is not necessary to watch you to know where you are. Oh and if you did see me teleport that would be returning from watching someone who has been reported so don't have a go at me for doing my job.
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Re: nubs getting high ratios
« Reply #58 on: September 11, 2008, 06:23:43 PM »
Well thats a complete load of bull because when you die you always spawn at lvpd and whenever there is any threat you always run into the bank so it is not necessary to watch you to know where you are. Oh and if you did see me teleport that would be returning from watching someone who has been reported so don't have a go at me for doing my job.

The first of those 4 kills wasn't even near LVPD. I saw you appear out of thin air before I ran inside ammu. Then you were lucky tezza was around with a tank when I was running to 24/7. The other 3 kills were indeed near LVPD. And I am just telling what I saw regarding those teleports. When I was inside Pizza Stack for example (not that day), saw you teleport behind my back more than once even though I saw you run outside. And again something had happened before that. When I was walking outside Pizza Stack I suddenly hear a helicopter above my head even though nothing was on my radar. Then suddenly you pop up in a helicopter almost killing me with the blades. Anyway, I am not accusing you of anything. Just telling what I saw.

But it was funny though how hard people tried to kill me, not just you and tezza. Too bad the admins had to kill me twice when I was at 600 kills. That kind of spoiled everything lol. But no hard feeling ey? I'm happy to be number one in the ratio list :D . Maybe one day I'll top that one with a new account, who knows...
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Re: nubs getting high ratios
« Reply #59 on: September 11, 2008, 07:30:22 PM »
Me and tezza planned that, it wasnt a coincidence that he was around the corner with a tank, the server had just restarted and i was at area 69 with an admin heli and tezza, i see that you withdrew cash and then shortly after i see that your cash is going down, i dont need to watch you to know that you spawn at the pd must have gotten the money from the bank at the pd and would be at nam which is by far the nearest ammunation. (no aboose there just good old detective work  ;D) Anyways i fly on over as quick as  can and distract you while tezza makes his way over more slowly. You inevitably fall to fluffy and then we realise you must spawn again at the pd so off we went. While there i went inside where you were and tezza stayed outside to make sure you wouldn't run, good communication ensured you couldn't get far and i think we killed you twice more. The tezza had his tank jacked and the plan fell apart when you managed to get into the bank. Anyway i buggered off somewhere for about 5 mins and then tezza who remained at the pd told me you came out and to come back (good communication not aboose) so off i trot in my car back to the pd just in time to block the entrance to the bank with my car and db you as you tried to get in. Awesome kill if i may say so myself.

Oh and when you are in pizza stack if you saw me teleport it must have been back from watching someone as if i were to just plain teleport to you while you were in pizza stack we would not share exteriors and i'd come out in some random place in the first island miles away from anyone or any vehicles so i would never do that.

As for suddenly appearing in a heli, back then i was still a mod and the only teleport i had available would take me directly to someone and not nearby and also it would teleport only me and not any vehicle i was in.

As for finding you it really isnt that hard since you only do 2 things; spawn camp pd and afk in an interior until bad people have gone, coupled with the fact that half the time you have the highest bounty on your head it all adds up to make you extremely easy to find.



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