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Offline DonDav

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enjoy the ban-appeals
« on: August 29, 2008, 09:42:35 PM »
I really love to read the ban-appeals. ::)

 ;D It´s so funny to read the incredible stories of some stupid hackers, cheaters and noobs.

Do you enjoy the ban-appeals, too ??
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Offline Hellweed

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Re: enjoy the ban-appeals
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2008, 09:54:43 PM »
you shud have made this a poll and yes i do enjoy too especially yours and Lars Turans  :P
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Offline tezza

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Re: enjoy the ban-appeals
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2008, 10:13:54 PM »
i like it when people who actualy admit they have used hacks ask and expect to be unbanned
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I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh give you up) (Ooh give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Offline [JOKER]sugar

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Re: enjoy the ban-appeals
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2008, 10:29:14 PM »
my day does not start a happy one with out reading them

when lilly joins lw i do a hooooooray coz i know it will make for good reding in the morning ;D
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if it aint what i wanna hear then dont say nothing at all x

Offline THEWICKERMAN

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Re: enjoy the ban-appeals
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2008, 10:36:25 PM »
my favs are the vcmp bans, cos i get half of them banned :p and the brother excuses..oh how i enjoy them...
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Offline DonDav

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Re: enjoy the ban-appeals
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2008, 10:40:03 PM »
yes, many brothers, friends, parents, ......  ;D
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Offline Dre08

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Re: enjoy the ban-appeals
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2008, 05:58:52 AM »
i laugh at the ass kissers  ;D
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Offline [V]ACE

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Re: enjoy the ban-appeals
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2008, 08:26:17 PM »
another random topic - ofc everyone enjoys ban appeals - except the people who barly speack english - but then its fun to try and work out wtf they are going on about lol


OH NOES D: my super inteligent goldfish joined the server under my name and cheated
OH NOES D: im on a lan network and the person 6 doors down and 4 doors up used it and cheated now i bant plise unbant me D:
Littlewhitneys is best server think i but my dead granddad joined under my accoutn and cheated now i bant plise unbant??? u kind amins plise to unbant me ???
AM I UNBANT YET?

I kill me bro when i see him, so unbant????
lol. . . . . *ACE is bored atm
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Re: enjoy the ban-appeals
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2008, 12:17:33 AM »
cheater: i am have propetry that wher monie coem from unban!!!!
admin: cheaters cash increased from $500 to $999999999 (unknown)
admin: that happened within 2 seconds of you joining the server can you explain this?
cheater: unban me please
admin: no gtfo

or like our good friend haris:

cheater1 has joined the server
cheater1 has been banned for: evade
cheater1 has left the server
...
x_cheater_x has joined the server
x_cheater_x has been banned for: evade
x_cheater_x has left the server
...
Xx_cheater_xX has joined the server
Xx_cheater_xX has been banned for: evade
Xx_cheater_xX has left the server

you get the idea :p
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Offline Shark

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Re: enjoy the ban-appeals
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2008, 03:08:45 AM »
Yeah, it's always good reading some appeals.
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Re: enjoy the ban-appeals
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2008, 01:33:08 PM »
best excuse-
cheater: my friend sent me the money
admin: it says unknown it doesnt say that when money is sent to you
cheater: my friend sent me the money
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Offline [V]ACE

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Re: enjoy the ban-appeals
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2008, 02:59:12 PM »
no the best ever was the "Dear admins" report - i lmfao sooooo much at that  - esp "plise to stop little on grying" lol

though im  always amazed at the excuses people come up with, like the

Cash increase from $500 - $9999999 and the "i owned properties and paused" lol yeah right. . . .
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Offline [V3loc1Ty]

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Re: enjoy the ban-appeals
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2008, 09:17:02 PM »
Quote from: [PvA]ACE on August 30, 2008, 08:26:17 PM
[...] except the people who barly speack english [...]
Sorry, but I just couldn't resist. :-*
* [V3loc1Ty] hands a sheep over to ACE to calm him down
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Offline ispi

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Re: enjoy the ban-appeals
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2008, 10:20:26 PM »
I check them 6-10 times a day, like it :D
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Offline [V]ACE

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Re: enjoy the ban-appeals
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2008, 11:45:55 PM »
*ACE looks at the sheep and lets it go free into the wild - ACE wants a woman  :D :D
 

lol
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