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Offline KmanN

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #150 on: February 06, 2009, 08:29:19 PM »
Rofl
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<~Scott> if kmann had a vagina, he'd be complete

Offline [V3loc1Ty]

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #151 on: February 06, 2009, 10:28:29 PM »
Quote from: Ez on February 06, 2009, 08:09:10 PM
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<@PTPSlet> [2] [O_o]Truceco: i cant tell if ur break dancing or lagging
Teehee. Nothing ever summarized samp better then that.
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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #152 on: February 06, 2009, 11:21:32 PM »
 :D my sister showed me this website about IRC nonsense, pretty funny, I'll quote 2 or 3.

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<BronsonTheBeef> So we were supposed to have a guest speaker in one of my classes
<BronsonTheBeef> to talk about diversity and racism and shit today
<BronsonTheBeef> prof's never met him..
<BronsonTheBeef> in walks this super black gangsta ghetto dude
<BronsonTheBeef> he's got a 'pimp' chain around his neck, wearing FUBU everything
<BronsonTheBeef> has a gold watch and a ring on each finger, smells like pot and beer
<BronsonTheBeef> he even had a do-rag on and a cigarrette tucked behind his ear
<BronsonTheBeef> walks in in true rapper style flashing his crazy ghetto signs at us
<BronsonTheBeef> the prof's like...'are you... jeff?'
<BronsonTheBeef> he goes 'true dat, ho' and says 'you all my N-wordz!' and he turns in a circle
<BronsonTheBeef> waving his arms in the air singing about 'N-wordz in 'da house' or some shit
<BronsonTheBeef> so she tells him to give his speech on diversity and shit
<BronsonTheBeef> and he starts talkin about 'the man' and how 'white folk be dissin'
<BronsonTheBeef> then like a minute later this other black dude runs in dressed in a suit
<BronsonTheBeef> and says 'sorry I'm late'
<BronsonTheBeef> it turns out the first black dude was just baked. he doesn't even go to college
<BronsonTheBeef> he just wanted to buy weed in the dorms

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<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders

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-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH FUCK ME
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY SHIT
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE

here's the site, you probably know about it tho ;)

http://bash.org/


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Offline Ez

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #153 on: February 07, 2009, 12:05:17 AM »
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<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<

LOL
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Offline [V3loc1Ty]

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #154 on: February 07, 2009, 04:20:50 AM »
*[v3] puts on his robe and wizard hat*

Thought I posted that before but I couldn't find it. So there you go.
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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #155 on: February 07, 2009, 04:16:45 PM »
 :D that was pretty good xD

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bloodninja I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
<BritneySpears14> Hey...
bloodninja I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
<BritneySpears14> Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
<BritneySpears14> You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #156 on: February 07, 2009, 05:59:44 PM »
<@Y_Less> Do you reckon we're getting the wrong end of the stick and "cheat" is actually the Polish word for "legal game enhancement"?

that was a really good one
ROFL
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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #157 on: February 12, 2009, 02:05:41 AM »
ok .....
Code: [Select]
* eDbOt sets mode: +v Fail
<@Rizla> ^me
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Offline dannymc18

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #158 on: February 12, 2009, 12:41:19 PM »
An hour in the life of eDbOt.

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<dannymc18> so yeah, about this whole orgy thing
<dannymc18> it has to stop
<eDbOt> carol sux

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<eDiT> edbot you like that?
<eDbOt> iam data procissing computer
<eDiT> rofl
<eDbOt> the power it has!

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<dugi> eDbOt kill dannymc18
<eDbOt> thats classified

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<PuBerZ> love dolls
<eDbOt> options - > server - > perform

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<dugi> 3:13:40) (+ILikeTurtles) *** SeReG[A](52) to Goggi(2): go make money! i am not a freecash!
<dannymc18> goggi hax!
<eDbOt> damn right

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<LnXlet> yey for Uni being off today due to snow :)

<eDbOt> ur cold?huh
<dugi> eDbOt is a weird bot
<eDbOt> yes
<dugi> he will kill us some day
<dugi> hes smart
<dugi> eDiT
<dugi> turn it off
<dugi> before its too late
<PuBerZ> pff, eDiT couldnt script a 1minute tv show never mind a bot
<eDbOt> POOWNNTT

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[22:32:08] <@eDiT> like
[22:32:09] <@eDiT> testing
[22:32:10] <@eDiT> this
[22:32:11] <@eDiT> shit
[22:32:11] <@eDiT> out
[22:32:11] <@eDiT> okay
[22:32:12] <@eDbOt> eDiT you fool
« Last Edit: February 12, 2009, 10:41:27 PM by dannymc18 »
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Offline [eVo]Rizla

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #159 on: February 12, 2009, 10:48:39 PM »
Quote from: KmanN on February 12, 2009, 02:05:41 AM
ok .....
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* eDbOt sets mode: +v Fail
<@Rizla> ^me

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(02:02:27)  » Join: Fail ‹self@F1D401FF.*›
(02:02:27)  » eDbOt ‹+v› Fail
(02:04:01) ‹@Rizla› ^me
(02:04:11) ‹@Rizla› wrong channel -_-
(02:04:48) ‹@KmanN› lol
(02:05:21) ‹@Rizla› ...
 >:(  ;D
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Offline KmanN

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #160 on: February 12, 2009, 11:25:08 PM »
Quote from: ™alziЯ on February 12, 2009, 10:48:39 PM
Quote from: KmanN on February 12, 2009, 02:05:41 AM
ok .....
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* eDbOt sets mode: +v Fail
<@Rizla> ^me

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(02:02:27)  » Join: Fail ‹self@F1D401FF.*›
(02:02:27)  » eDbOt ‹+v› Fail
(02:04:01) ‹@Rizla› ^me
(02:04:11) ‹@Rizla› wrong channel -_-
(02:04:48) ‹@KmanN› lol
(02:05:21) ‹@Rizla› ...
 >:(  ;D
:D
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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #161 on: February 13, 2009, 01:05:59 AM »
wow eDbOt has been stirring up conversations with me!
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(20:01:12) <@eDiT> your a hard one
(20:01:21) <@eDbOt> 's what she said
(20:01:23) <@eDiT> LOL
(20:01:23) <@Neonkiller> LOL
(20:01:26) <@eDbOt> AHHHHHHHHH
(20:01:29) <@eDiT> LOL
(20:01:42) <@eDbOt> maybe me
(20:01:47) <@Neonkiller> :o
(20:01:48) <@eDiT> maybe you what?
(20:02:37) <@eDbOt> DAT HO AINT NOT WEARIN DA HEADSCARVES
(20:02:41) <@eDiT> wtf
(20:02:49) <@Neonkiller> wth
(20:03:46) <@eDbOt> whats the main language in austria?
(20:03:52) <@Neonkiller> uh...
(20:03:56) <@eDbOt> yeah but i need to save them as .vtf or .vmt files
(20:04:52) <@Neonkiller> :P
(20:04:54) <@eDbOt> edit is a stupid nub
(20:04:57) <@eDiT> motherfucker
(20:04:58) <@Neonkiller> TRUE
(20:05:01) <@Neonkiller> HAHAHAHAHHAHA'
(20:05:04) <@eDbOt> lol deop mute
(20:05:08) <@Neonkiller> :o
(20:05:09) <@eDiT> !deop edbot
(20:05:13) <@eDiT> DEOP DAMNIT
(20:05:19) <@eDbOt> !kb
(20:05:19) * Tumbleweed sets mode: +b *!*@am.edits.bot
(20:05:19) * eDbOt was kicked by Tumbleweed (Requested (eDbOt))
(20:05:20) <@eDiT> LOL
(20:05:27) <@Neonkiller> wtf lol
(20:05:35) <@Neonkiller> OWNT
(20:05:37) <@Neonkiller> LOL
he ended up banning himself, lol


oh, 5 minutes later..
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20:06:33) <@Neonkiller> do !kb again edbot
(20:06:37) <@eDbOt> wut
(20:06:44) <@Neonkiller> don't act dumb
(20:07:03) <@eDiT> edbot !kb yourself
(20:07:11) <@eDiT> WAIT I GOT A BETTER IDEA
(20:07:18) <@eDiT> edbot i got a joke for you
(20:07:39) <@eDbOt> yeah danny
(20:07:44) <@eDiT> okay so /hop, /part and /quit were in a bot. /hop fell out, and /part drowned, whos left?
(20:07:51) <@eDiT> its not /part
(20:07:52) <@eDiT> its not /hop
(20:07:57) * @eDbOt (i@am.edits.bot) Quit (Quit: ?)
(20:07:59) <@eDiT> LOL
he's more smart than we thought!
« Last Edit: February 13, 2009, 01:09:00 AM by eDiT »
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Offline dannymc18

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #162 on: February 13, 2009, 09:10:09 AM »
Last one's faked!
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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #163 on: February 14, 2009, 07:06:14 PM »
Quote from: dannymc18 on February 13, 2009, 09:10:09 AM
Last one's faked!
You're faked!
For fucks sake wheres f3llah1n when you need him? Jesus.
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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #164 on: February 20, 2009, 06:29:45 AM »
<[Tw]ScottShagger> !8ball Will I be a rockstar?
<@ChanServ> [Tw]ScottShagger: No.
<[Tw]ScottShagger> xD
<krishnana> !8ball will he be a rapper?
<@ChanServ> krishnana: It is decidedly so.
<krishnana> !8ball will he be in videoclips with hot chicks?
<@ChanServ> krishnana: Yes.
<krishnana> !8ball will he wear blingbling and have clueless lyrics?
<@ChanServ> krishnana: Sure.  Yeah.  Exactly.
<[Tw]ScottShagger> lol!
<krishnana> ... its obvious you'll be the next crappy rapper

<krishnana> !8ball am i going to sleep now with a f*cked up sleeppattern?
<@ChanServ> krishnana: Absolutely not.
<krishnana> !8ball can you please say yes to the previous question of mine?
<@ChanServ> krishnana: I think so.  What was the question again?
<krishnana> !8ball am i going to sleep now with a f*cked up sleeppattern?
<@ChanServ> krishnana: Absolutely not.
<krishnana> THEN GTFO

In the end he approved of me takin a sleep, and yesh, quotin yourself is awesomes.
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