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Offline Faraday

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #240 on: May 02, 2009, 09:19:13 AM »
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[03:49] <&Popz> enjoy getting your name back

only one word: OWNED

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #241 on: May 02, 2009, 09:40:16 AM »
only one word: OWNED

Its actually stupendously easy, takes about 10 seconds.  I believe you are the one who is "OWNED".

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #242 on: May 02, 2009, 06:23:01 PM »
To be really honest, it took me 3 attempts to succesfully login on my account again due to all this confusion.
Popz sucks yo! :)


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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #243 on: May 02, 2009, 06:34:59 PM »
Look at the name you got kicked as copy and paste and wala




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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #244 on: May 02, 2009, 06:40:05 PM »
I did.. but didn't bare in mind that some managment nublet changed my name to Rizla earlier aswell.. and so on and so on.
Also.. ain't you banned Neonkiller? oO
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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #245 on: May 02, 2009, 07:09:03 PM »
To be really honest, it took me 3 attempts to succesfully login on my account again due to all this confusion.
Popz sucks yo! :)

Take your IP, put it into the magical fairy system... ta-da!

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #246 on: May 02, 2009, 08:55:05 PM »
I did.. but didn't bare in mind that some managment nublet changed my name to Rizla earlier aswell.. and so on and so on.
Also.. ain't you banned Neonkiller? oO
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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #247 on: May 02, 2009, 11:20:20 PM »
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<+UGotServed> brb wife wants me to watch tv....
<+UGotServed> fuck i hate tv
well dominator is still the fucked up forum whore he always was, i am glad that i never see u somewhere ingame.

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #248 on: May 03, 2009, 03:04:02 PM »
0,8 helikills / minute = 48 helikills / hour =  8)

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[15:11:01] <%IWantCake> *** [RUS]helikopta1 killed [FRL]Grey (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:11:49] <%IWantCake> *** [RUS]helikopta1 killed [DT]Durkaaa (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:12:10] <%ILoveCake> *** [RUS]helikopta1 killed [187]Drugz (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:13:05] <%IWantCake> *** [RUS]helikopta1 killed [OS]Kenye_ (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:13:08] <%ILickCake> *** [RUS]helikopta1 killed Still_TMP (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:15:45] <%IKillCake> *** [RUS]helikopta2 killed sn[a]ke[rx] (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:16:08] <%IWantCake> *** [RUS]helikopta1 killed [187]Drugz (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:16:08] <%ILikeCake> *** [RUS]helikopta1 killed [SMK]ordher (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:17:52] <%ILoveCake> *** [RUS]helikopta1 killed Midnighte (Helikill; 93.00 health left)
[15:17:55] <%IWantCake> *** [RUS]helikopta1 killed [ocb]PorKuN[A] (Helikill; 93.00 health left)
[15:18:02] <%ILikeCake> *** [RUS]helikopta1 killed [SMK]ordher (Helikill; 93.00 health left)
[15:18:51] <%ILickCake> *** [RUS]helikopta1 killed Bumer (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:19:06] <%ILikeCake> *** [RUS]helikopta1 killed [OcB]E[x]TaSeX (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:20:15] <%ILoveCake> *** [RUS]helikopta1 killed KRYCHA[PL] (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:20:29] <%IWantCake> *** [RUS]helikopta1 killed Master_J_M (Helikill; 53.00 health left)
[15:21:07] <%IKillCake> *** [RUS]helikopta1 killed [OcB]E[x]TaSeX (Helikill; 53.00 health left)
[15:23:25] <%IWantCake> *** [RUS]helikopta1 killed [SMK]ordher (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:24:44] <%ILoveCake> *** [RUS]helikopta2 killed [BiG]BoSS (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:27:56] <%IKillCake> *** [RUS]helikopta1 killed [187]Drugz (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:27:57] <%IWantCake> *** [RUS]helikopta1 killed [BiG]King (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:29:58] <%ILickCake> *** [RUS]helikopta2 killed [BiG]King (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:32:18] <%ILickCake> *** [RUS]helikopta2 killed [ocb]PorKuN[A] (Helikill; 0.00 health left)
[15:33:12] <%IKillCake> *** [RUS]helikopta1 killed [SMK]ordher (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:40:24] <%IHaveCake> *** [RUS]helikopta1 killed [JOKER]BangBus (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:43:15] <%ILoveCake> *** [RUS]helikopta2 killed [FRL]WetPussy (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:44:29] <%IKillCake> *** [RUS]helikopta2 killed DziaDzia (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:45:24] <%ILikeCake> *** [RUS]helikopta1 killed [v]metallicafan (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:45:24] <%ILoveCake> *** [RUS]helikopta1 killed [INDIA]_Vegeta_ (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:47:10] <%IKillCake> *** [RUS]helikopta2 killed mtv (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:47:25] <%IKillCake> *** [RUS]helikopta1 killed [187]Drugz (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:47:28] <%ILikeCake> *** [RUS]helikopta1 killed [JOKER]BangBus (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:51:42] <%IKillCake> *** [RUS]helikopta2 killed [v]tony_ab (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:53:17] <%ILikeCake> *** [RUS]helikopta2 killed [BiG]King (Helikill; 100.00 health left)
[15:53:48] <%ILikeCake> *** [RUS]helikopta2 killed [INDIA]_Vegeta_ (Helikill; 100.00 health left)

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #249 on: May 03, 2009, 03:07:09 PM »
only one word: OWNED

Its actually stupendously easy, takes about 10 seconds.  I believe you are the one who is "OWNED".

I referred to the prank, so BACK AT YA!

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #250 on: May 04, 2009, 06:02:04 PM »
Quote from: #littlewhitey.lvdm @ GTANet
(18:17) <[OcB]X_ToNy_X> hi any people online?
(18:18) <@SexyCanI> Error: All users are OFFLINE please come back later.
(18:18) * [SAE]Zegro (lol@gtanet-130AF01E.nott.cable.ntl.com) has joined #littlewhitey.lvdm
(18:18) <[SAE]Zegro> noobs
(18:18) <[SAE]Zegro> :(
(18:23) <[OcB]X_ToNy_X> OHH
(18:24) <[OcB]X_ToNy_X> me noob?
(18:24) <[OcB]X_ToNy_X> :(
(18:24) <[OcB]X_ToNy_X> shut up
(18:24) <[OcB]X_ToNy_X> im offine
(18:24) <[OcB]X_ToNy_X> you dindt read SexyCanI? :P
(18:24) * [OcB]X_ToNy_X (David_caba@gtanet-5A11F3C0.red-83-55-155.dynamicip.rima-tde.net) has left #littlewhitey.lvdm

Faaaaail! :D

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #251 on: May 04, 2009, 09:58:26 PM »
another funny irc fail by eDiT  ;D

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[22:54:46] <@eDiT> && FOR EACH RETARD { KICK #littlewhitey.samp.admin $nick }
[22:54:46] * eDbOt sets mode: -Q
[22:54:46] * eDiT was kicked by eDbOt (Retard.)
[22:54:47] * Tumbleweed sets mode: +Q
[22:54:47] * eDiT (eDiT@gtanet-CF634308.rochester.res.rr.com) has joined #littlewhitey.samp.admin
[22:54:47] * Tumbleweed sets mode: +o eDiT
[22:54:50] <@eDiT> WHAT THE HELL
[22:54:52] <@eDiT> WHAT
[22:54:53] <@eDiT> THE FUCK
[22:54:55] <@Carolicious> LOL
[22:54:57] <@eDiT> I SERIOUSLY MADE THAT UP
[22:54:58] <@eDiT> LOL
[22:54:58] <@Carolicious> ROFL
[22:55:00] <@dannymc18> HAHAHAHA
eDbOt obiviously hates his owner  ;D SELFOWNED :-*



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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #252 on: May 14, 2009, 11:42:05 PM »
Quote from:
<@Scott> !8ball Does eDbOt suck?
<@eDbOt> Of course
<@eDiT> && DESCRIBE #littlewhitey.lvdm sucks penis
* @eDbOt sucks penis



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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #253 on: May 15, 2009, 12:16:50 AM »
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[04:32] <+ILickTurtles> [6] *** P0rn has joined the game.
[04:33] <+ILikeTurtles> [6] P0rn: Any admins online?
[04:33] <+ILickTurtles> [21] Bill_Murray: dont think there is an admin. why?
[04:34] <+IHateTurtles> [7] MeloMan: too latr maybe
[04:34] <+ILickTurtles> [6] P0rn: Maybe bill jrray?
[04:34] <+IKillTurtles> [6] *** P0rn has left the game. (Kicked/Banned)
[04:34] *+ILoveTurtles:+#littlewhitey.samp*  *** Bill_Murray banned P0rn for: wephacks ;)

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[01:11] <DeliciousCake> !Translate ger|en v3 du gehirnloses stück primatenscheisse.


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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #254 on: May 15, 2009, 05:19:32 PM »
[16:56:53] <DeliciousCake> dannymc18: I hate it when i play with you.
[16:56:59] <@dannymc18> :(((((((((((((
[16:57:05] <@dannymc18> I know Im good
[16:57:06] <@dannymc18> but come on
[16:57:09] <@dannymc18> 1 more PvP
[16:57:25] <@dannymc18> DeliciousCake, Ill go easy on you
[16:57:35] <DeliciousCake> dannymc18: Fuck me i could use it to be pretty easy.
[16:57:37] <@dannymc18> just 1 more PvP, I beg of you!
[16:57:57] <@dannymc18> ok then, Ill go easy. I promise
[16:58:33] <@dannymc18> DeliciousCake, lets go.  Ill met you at the Isles for some PvP
[16:58:44] <DeliciousCake> dannymc18: Ill be on your blog orginating from an ip at the isles for some pvp.
[16:59:08] <@dannymc18> You can't play through the blog, that's just for tactics.  Start Guild Wars and lets get going
[16:59:21] <DeliciousCake> Lets see if i had it with these silly questions?  Anyway, let's talk about wars.
[16:59:54] <@dannymc18> Well we can do some guild battles later if you want, but I want to kick your ass in some PvP first
[17:00:19] <@dannymc18> DeliciousCake? you coming to guild wars or not?
[17:00:38] <DeliciousCake> dannymc18: Fuck me i could use it if u ate an apple from there u would satisfy ur hunger for some guild battles later if you like wars?
[17:00:58] <@dannymc18> Pfft noob, the apples are such an early quest.  I want some PvP
[17:01:41] <@dannymc18> DeliciousCake! PvP! now!
[17:01:58] <DeliciousCake> dannymc18: Laugh your ass in some pvp first.
[17:02:31] <@dannymc18> DeliciousCake, I will me laughing me ass off, as Ill be kicking yours with my skills
[17:02:40] <DeliciousCake> dannymc18: Ill beat it in your ass.
[17:02:47] <+[Caro]FailPills> haha
[17:03:03] <@dannymc18> DeliciousCake, you couldnt beat me even if I used my monk in PvP
[17:03:19] <DeliciousCake> dannymc18: Now you reminded me of the great success of the smoked dmt experience can also cause difficulties for some pvp.
[17:04:09] <@dannymc18> no you cant
[17:04:19] <DeliciousCake> Not me, i just thought that you cant :p.
[17:04:24] <@dannymc18> DeliciousCake, you havent beaten me once in PVP
[17:04:31] <@dannymc18> so stop showing off to the rest
[17:04:38] <DeliciousCake> dannymc18: I said i had to wait a few times at the isles for some pvp.
[17:04:42] <DeliciousCake> Just showing off to the rest.
[17:04:49] <+[Caro]FailPills> lol!
[17:05:17] <@dannymc18> DeliciousCake, my arse you did.  I destroy you in PvP every time
[17:05:29] <DeliciousCake> dannymc18: Only time i had problem with was racing online, since for some pvp.
[17:05:55] <@dannymc18> Yeah but the beetle races are only special events.  So do you want PvP or a guild battle then?
[17:06:12] <DeliciousCake> I can hear here omg this guy's gonna build a time to drop my mother off at the isles for some pvp.
[17:06:41] <@dannymc18> DeliciousCake, fine, take your mother if you want.  Didnt know she did PvP though.  I'd rather humiliate 2 people than just one.
[17:06:59] <DeliciousCake> dannymc18: I didnt have to disconnect the ap just before flare.. Some other planes ap can land for you.. And we use it for some pvp.
[17:07:43] <@dannymc18> but the alliance points cant help you in pvp, and flare is pretty much useless against my ranger/monk build
[17:08:09] <DeliciousCake> *Points at the veil of sleep. That dull sensation of falling or spinning just before flare.. Some other planes ap can land for you.. And we use it if u ate an apple from there u would satisfy ur hunger for some pvp.
[17:08:42] <@dannymc18> DeliciousCake, ffs, I told you the apple quest is for noobs like you, and sleep is from pokémon not guild wars. So are you coming to the Isles or not?
[17:08:56] <DeliciousCake> dannymc18: All of you at the isles for some reason the fan is designed to go to sleep.
[17:09:25] <@dannymc18> oh fuck you and the PvP, Ill just go do some quests instead
[17:09:41] <DeliciousCake> It's alright buddy. Oo.
[17:09:42] <+[Caro]FailPills> (Oo
[17:09:49] <DeliciousCake> I'm finished talking to me? Oo.
[17:09:56] <+[Caro]FailPills> yes
[17:10:18] <@dannymc18> DeliciousCake, Ill see you if you come on later then.  Ill be doing quests in Elona, whisper me if you want PvP
[17:10:39] <DeliciousCake> dannymc18: Aren't you the one you want pvp.
[17:10:52] <@dannymc18> YES I WANTED PVP BUT YOU WOULDNT COME TO THE ISLES
[17:11:16] <DeliciousCake> You wouldnt get this from any other shy and submissive japanese schoolgirl. She loves shopping, text messaging, and the one with the highest information to the isles.
[17:12:13] <@dannymc18> DeliciousCake, I agree that the Asians are insane at online games, especially ones like Guild Wars, thats why I dont play against them.  So do you want quests or Pvp?
[17:12:23] <DeliciousCake> dannymc18: Because you like wars.
[17:13:33] <@dannymc18> DeliciousCake: I like wars too but I couldnt be arsed doing them, they take too long.  PvP at the isles or quests in Elona?
[17:13:49] <DeliciousCake> dannymc18: I like you at the isles for some pvp.
[17:14:42] <@dannymc18> DeliciousCake: Then quit talking and come to the isles! Right now!
[17:15:05] <DeliciousCake> dannymc18: You can unbann my ip right now and play guitar at the isles for some individuals, especially at higher doses. Difficult integration periods can lead to anxiety, difficulty focusing on the right.
[17:15:41] <@dannymc18> DeliciousCake, thats why I dont use /guitar.  /drums ftw, especially when I'm kicking your ass at PvP at the Isles
[17:15:51] <DeliciousCake> dannymc18: My guitar is a short sword attached to the isles.
[17:16:21] <@dannymc18> DeliciousCake, you're a warrior noob? Thought you were an ele. In any case, rangers ftw, for quests, PvP and guild wars
[17:16:35] <DeliciousCake> dannymc18: I'm kind of ...expecting it to my apartment and tap my dog gives me a noob.
[17:16:55] <@dannymc18> ah just screw you, Im gonna go do some quests
[17:17:02] <@dannymc18> DeliciousCake: bye
[17:17:09] <DeliciousCake> dannymc18: Bye edit :) i go sleep now.
[17:17:44] <@dannymc18> DeliciousCake: fuck eDiT, say goodbye to me
[17:17:56] <DeliciousCake> dannymc18: If edit was the capital when i was just gonna say goodbye.
[17:18:00] <@dannymc18> and come do some PvP when you wake up
« Last Edit: May 15, 2009, 05:22:31 PM by dannymc18 »