General IRC Nonsense!

[KmanN]

UPDATE ON THE ANDRE9977 LIVES IN PRIPYAT THING THAT IS INVADING EVERY THREAD ON HERE:

<Andre9977> I'll never play L4D. Just because those guys are out of my window. I can see them trolling the down all the time from the 9th floor in my Chernobyl HDC flat.
<Andre9977> Good that we've barricaded the stairs to 9th floor completely.
<Andre9977> still as you can see from my picture (workspaces topic), I'm running my PC on an emnercengy generator.
<Andre9977> We load it at days at the Chernobyl nuclear plant. The cover over it has holes in it.
<Andre9977> 4th generator is the main source
<Andre9977> though we can get electricity from 3rd one.

 

poor andre lets give him some money and guns

[jinx]

Andre how much radiation do u take daily?

btw knab i hate ur lil sig

im working and i clicked it - gotta love having no Java runtime :p

[KmanN]

Andre how much radiation do u take daily?

btw knab i hate ur lil sig

im working and i clicked it - gotta love having no Java runtime :p

ROFL shhhh! 

[KmanN]

<[--m4fun> want me to cum for you?
<sexy_girl_1989>
<[--m4fun> ?
<[--m4fun> well
<[--m4fun> u want me to?
<sexy_girl_1989> yes plz
<[--m4fun> show me u want me to cum
<[--m4fun> how badly?
<[--m4fun>
<sexy_girl_1989> REALLLLY BADLLLLLLLY
<[--m4fun> i have my hand on my cock
<[--m4fun> temme what u want my hand to do?
<sexy_girl_1989> * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
<sexy_girl_1989> g                                               g 
<[--m4fun> well?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<PunkBoy> hey
<PunkBoy> al?
<PunkBoy> asl
<sexy_girl_1989> 19/f/USA
<PunkBoy> 18/m/germany
<PunkBoy> cool
<PunkBoy> how are you?
<sexy_girl_1989> good u?
<PunkBoy> fine,thanks
<PunkBoy> have msn?
<sexy_girl_1989> yes
<PunkBoy> whats yours addy?
<sexy_girl_1989> * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
<sexy_girl_1989> g                                               g 
---------------------------------------------------------------
<nawty__m> hey babe
<nawty__m> are u alone
<sexy_girl_1989> yes i am :<
<nawty__m> what u wearin now
<sexy_girl_1989> Nothing at all hehe
<nawty__m> haha
<nawty__m> i want to see
<nawty__m> let me add u on msn
<nawty__m> _
<nawty__m> ?
<sexy_girl_1989> * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

[S3rs]

LOL KmanN u perv

[KmanN]

LOL KmanN u perv

lol its to much fun! 

[dannymc18]

How the hell do you "load" a generator.

[THEWICKERMAN]

<Stepsis_RP_fan> we're home alone for the weekend im lying on the couch watching tv in a black skirt leather knee high boots and an emerald green tank top
<SexyMan|18|M|UK> i look over at you and turn around
<SexyMan|18|M|UK> slowly...
<SexyMan|18|M|UK> i bend over....
<Stepsis_RP_fan> i glance over at you 'did you drop something?"
<SexyMan|18|M|UK> i raise my hands slowly up my legs...
<Stepsis_RP_fan> oh baby....
<SexyMan|18|M|UK> i drop my trousers...SEXILY...
<Stepsis_RP_fan> wait 1 min
<Stepsis_RP_fan> whos the girl here?
<SexyMan|18|M|UK> i put my hands on my bare skin...
<Stepsis_RP_fan> im so hard right now baby...
<Stepsis_RP_fan> i move up close to your nice ass
<SexyMan|18|M|UK> i spread my...
<Stepsis_RP_fan> oh yeah baby
<SexyMan|18|M|UK> ASS! COS IM GOATSEING !
<SexyMan|18|M|UK> HERES AN IRL PIC OF ME!

<giant 30 line goatse ASCII drawing here>

<Stepsis_RP_fan> FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

etc


oh yeah none of this is off the lw irc channel...



eDiT:

<JaykE_> for hot pics of naked teens email  sercanimsin_@hotmail.com 
<Kirsty_> JayKe any one can get porn pics ffs
<SexyMan|18|M|UK> yeah heres one
* Astatjee (astarix55@9E6DC141.504C45CD.97FC7C2C.IP) Quit (Quit: )
<SexyMan|18|M|UK> me irl
<SexyMan|18|M|UK> * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
* ten_hard_inches (ten_hard_i@5A8CF2AB.30BA7A18.87C24B70.IP) Quit (Connection reset by peer)

FTW MATERIAL BELOW

<hotguy-cam> hey asl?
<SexyMan|18|M|UK> facepalm.jpg
<hotguy-cam> ?
<SexyMan|18|M|UK> guess
<SexyMan|18|M|UK> guess my asl
<hotguy-cam> why cant you just tell me?
<SexyMan|18|M|UK> whats your iq?
<hotguy-cam> what does my iq have to do with your asl?
<SexyMan|18|M|UK> more than you'd think
<hotguy-cam> did you try to send me a photo or something?
<SexyMan|18|M|UK> lets look at my name.... 18 = age, m = sex, UK = location
<SexyMan|18|M|UK> pic?
<SexyMan|18|M|UK> 1 min
<SexyMan|18|M|UK> * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *


* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * = the top of the ASCII goatse btw lol

[KmanN]

LOL nice one 

[[V3loc1Ty]]

[...]
<hotguy-cam> hey asl?
<SexyMan|18|M|UK> facepalm.jpg
<hotguy-cam> ?
<SexyMan|18|M|UK> guess
<SexyMan|18|M|UK> guess my asl
<hotguy-cam> why cant you just tell me?
[...]

Oh.. My.. God!!
That's almost art right there lol.

[Ez]

<+ILikeTurtles>  *** Popz banned ItsRizlaBitch for: ERROR. [IP:*]
<+ILoveTurtles>  *** Popz banned Popz for: HACKER [IP:*]
<+ILickTurtles>  *** Popz(IRC) banned LnX for: CHITTER [IP:*]
<+ILoveTurtles>  *** Ez(IRC) banned [Ez] for: CHITTER [IP:*]
<+IHateTurtles>  *** Popz(IRC) banned [FireFox] for: HACKER [IP:*]
<+ILoveTurtles>  *** Popz(IRC) banned [NoX]Neonkiller for: HACKER [IP:*]

Turns out all the admins/mods are actually hackers!
 

[eDiT]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA PWNT

[Neonkiller]

I'm srry admin it was my cat

[[Sx]Firefly[UB]]

I'm srry admin it was my cat

drugz gonna kill your cat.... D:

[jinx]

I'm srry admin it was my cat

WAS THAT CAT UR BROTHER? :<