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Offline Jamiro

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I'm going to tell a story
« on: October 12, 2008, 04:16:49 AM »
Going around in a Infernus east of LV, I find a [Jocker], shoot me, and what I still sneak in a burger shot, to my surprise inside was my personal enemy [Jocker]craze, which minutes before calling it continue until the area 51 for Muet give and take of the reward, nothing less 900k!!
wow, that scourge was worth a lot. This is how your humble narrator, seeing this guy turned its gaze on, and where I put the eye, put the bullet, with 4 accurate shots to the abdomen of Craze gave death. The very queer demanded by the chat, having lost their money, is his custom mourn by the [Jocker]craze haha. Do not forget that it was the bride, another jock who shocked by the death of his partner, came gushing to shoot, I hit some shots aka-47, but fell to tiezo my feet thanks to accurate shooting of my Sawnoff. - (Edit by lisa: You mean switching - thats what I banned you on)
Wow, 2 jockers dead and my pockets with 1,000,000 dollar's!, There was no bank nearby, so I took a car and left for scrap thulius Avenue, the drop was running because he could not lose this money, but As strange and unexpected here, was present omniprescent The WOW! The admin has abused its power removed from my car, in full avenue! , So I ran to a bank, the road became eternal, then the message You are banned from this server 0!

[jocker]CrazE manipulated into tears at the admin! that fag ¬¬

to lose his seat in reward money, claimed by supposed "cheats" and his ill-fated narrator gave kick, caused by a weeping baby.

Thus, attentive readers, as I tell a little story courage, cunning, money and frustration in the city of Lv corrupt, corrupted by the Gods admins, which give their children to eat more and consensual ones, who see a subject to them break your ass, go out to defend, awwww, Little Withey's corrupt server.

Bann for etteernaly unscrupulous admins who corrupt a  server that is LW.

until the next friends.

The Admin in this history is Lisa, which protect to their offspring, but it's a bad manager server for being somewhat objective and in addition to not recharge their tec's (switching)

Next story with pictures: P


...Ron_Suicida...your victimizer
« Last Edit: October 12, 2008, 10:23:55 AM by Crushinator »

Offline KmanN

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Re: I'm going to tell a story
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2008, 04:40:40 AM »
wow i didnt even under stand a damn thing you just said  ??? ??? ??? ???
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Re: I'm going to tell a story
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2008, 04:43:36 AM »
4 words
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Btw you should make a ban appeal and not go crying and saying OMG ADMIN ABUSE
and it's [JOKER] not [Jocker]
« Last Edit: October 12, 2008, 04:46:45 AM by Neon's Fluffyâ„¢ FTW »




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Re: I'm going to tell a story
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2008, 09:21:46 AM »
Those [Jocker]s sure are manipulative assholes, aren't they...

Also I see you like online translators! Here's what I could make out of it:

-He (Jamiro) killed [JOKER]CrAzE, who most likely had a bounty on him (we were playing with that today- we put large bounties on Craze then protected him)
-He killed another JOKER, then grabbed a car to drive to a bank.
-He was mysteriously "removed from his car" by an admin.
-He ran to a bank.
-He was banned from the server.

He then claims that the admin who banned him was "Lisa", and that Craze manipulated this "Lisa" into banning him.

Offline [JOKER]sugar

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Re: I'm going to tell a story
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2008, 09:58:45 AM »
u mean lisa his bride rofl rofl none the less made for good bloody reading that did

can i be a bridesmaid craze???



if it aint what i wanna hear then dont say nothing at all x

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Re: I'm going to tell a story
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2008, 10:22:34 AM »
1. I did not originally ban him for money hacking
2. He was never unbanned
3. He was ban evading
4. I caught him switching
5. A admin pointed out he was ban evading
6. Hes a cheating nub

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Offline [V]ACE

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Re: I'm going to tell a story
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2008, 11:01:26 AM »
wtf????As it is said on radio in san andreas -"If you people could try to make sence, thats all im asking"

Im gonna guess that if your banned from the server it was for a good reason, not because "Admin abuse" "Preference over other players" or anything of the sort.
One interesting note - Y would jocker, joker (or who ever it was) want you to be kicked/banned? This would mean that
(a) they couldnt kill you
(b)have no chance of gettin their cash back

hmmmm i could make a clan called jocker . . . . . "we are jocker and we like the straps!" ^^

and tnxs for the short summary Chainer cus i seriuosly hadnt a clue WTF was goin on lol :D


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Re: I'm going to tell a story
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2008, 01:07:12 PM »
Its that time of the year where n00bs bitch about me when they are caught breaking the rules. Currently 2 of them are doing it!

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Re: I'm going to tell a story
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2008, 01:09:50 PM »
Going around in a Infernus east of LV, I find a [Jocker], shoot me
those jockers are traitorous swines ;_;
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was present omniprescent The WOW!
OMG!111 WOW!!
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The admin has abused its power removed from my car, in full avenue! , So I ran to a bank, the road became eternal, then the message You are banned from this server 0!
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[jocker]CrazE manipulated into tears at the admin! that fag ¬¬ to lose his seat in reward money, claimed by supposed "cheats" and his ill-fated narrator gave kick, caused by a weeping baby.
weeping babies are a samp bug, should be fixed in 0.2.5 ._.
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Thus, attentive readers, as I tell a little story courage, cunning, money and frustration in the city of Lv corrupt, corrupted by the Gods admins, which give their children to eat more and consensual ones, who see a subject to them break your ass, go out to defend, awwww, Little Withey's corrupt server.

1. no your not couragoes or cunning
2. your ass is broken? lol much?
3. gtfo pl0x
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Re: I'm going to tell a story
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2008, 01:37:27 PM »
1. I did not originally ban him for money hacking
2. He was never unbanned
3. He was ban evading
4. I caught him switching
5. A admin pointed out he was ban evading
6. Hes a cheating nub
i also caught him using no reload for sawn offs!!

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Re: I'm going to tell a story
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2008, 03:47:32 PM »




Still waiting for Carolicious to give me her milk :(

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Re: I'm going to tell a story
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2008, 03:57:40 PM »
Waste of time attempting to encrypt the mainpost.
Now get the fuck outta here cheater.

"Aaaaahhhhhh.. I got banned for exploiting bugs / cheating.
OMG OMG OMG!! ADMEN ABUSE!!!!!!!!!! ALL ADMENS NO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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« Last Edit: October 12, 2008, 04:08:30 PM by [V3loc1Ty] »


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Re: I'm going to tell a story
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2008, 04:05:17 PM »
I way like to point out the ONLY way you killedme was by firing 6 shots at me the moment i left the red marker in burger shot and why lie that you didnt hack LMFAO
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Re: I'm going to tell a story
« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2008, 04:06:27 PM »
I way like to point out the ONLY way you killedme was by firing 6 shots at me the moment i left the red marker in burger shot and why lie that you didnt hack LMFAO

SHUT UP JOCKER FAGGOT  >:( YOU MANIPULATE INTO TEARS :@
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