lemme add a couple more
if you run in banks to avoid dying, you are a noob
If you argue with admins/mods for kicking/banning you, you are a noob
If you join a different clan every week, you are a noob (lols)
If you DB like your life depended on it, and then claim you pwn everyone, you are a noob
If you just chill on the Pirate Ship and stay there for like an hour (irl), you are a noob
If you make a gang in-game just to get all the territories, you are a noob
If you wait from 10:00 on Friday (in-game) at Area 69 for Fluffy to spawn, you are a noob
If you start bitching for like 10 mins when Fluffy is stolen as SOON as you get it, you are a noob
If you get car-jacked/bike-jacked and complain like a bitch, you are a noob
If you try to steal someones car at race start EVEN THOUGH THE CARS ARE LOCKED, you are a noob
If you bitch and insult ppl in other languages, you are a noob
If you steal ACE's sheep, you are a noob (def)
If you try to steal the cars on the Admin roof EVEN THOUGHT THEY ARE LOCKED AS WELL, you are a noob
LASTLY, if you ignored this entire post, you are the biggest noob of them all