Things that make u a noobie

[[V]ACE]

o.0 umm the ultimate question to this guide is y?

If ur a nub, then uve gotta know it! and if u dont then i will gladly tell you

U know if ur med like wicker, that makes u a nub

Also, as a serious note:
[V] are getting better (well the few players i have seen) but i think some of there players need much more work on fighting before being allowed into LW's lol (a better recuitment technique might be an idea - ive had 3 of ur players either try to db or run me over! haha never succeed)

What about when people ask "Were is the bank? ive never played in sp" im sry if u havent player the game in sp and completed it then go online mod u must be a noob!

you know when your an ultimate noob when dbing by yourself isnt enough - u need 3 people to dv one person! Then your a fully fledged nub

[[W]IDmad]

[V] are getting better (well the few players i have seen) but i think some of there players need much more work on fighting before being allowed into LW's lol (a better recuitment technique might be an idea - ive had 3 of ur players either try to db or run me over! haha never succeed)

eh how can u say that? lw's is the place where noobs start and get better before they move to other servers

[DJ_Contagious]

lemme add a couple more


if you run in banks to avoid dying, you are a noob

If you argue with admins/mods for kicking/banning you, you are a noob

If you join a different clan every week, you are a noob (lols)

If you DB like your life depended on it, and then claim you pwn everyone, you are a noob

If you just chill on the Pirate Ship and stay there for like an hour (irl), you are a noob

If you make a gang in-game just to get all the territories, you are a noob

If you wait from 10:00 on Friday (in-game) at Area 69 for Fluffy to spawn, you are a noob

If you start bitching for like 10 mins when Fluffy is stolen as SOON as you get it, you are a noob

If you get car-jacked/bike-jacked and complain like a bitch, you are a noob

If you try to steal someones car at race start EVEN THOUGH THE CARS ARE LOCKED, you are a noob

If you bitch and insult ppl in other languages, you are a noob

If you steal ACE's sheep, you are a noob (def)

If you try to steal the cars on the Admin roof EVEN THOUGHT THEY ARE LOCKED AS WELL, you are a noob



LASTLY, if you ignored this entire post, you are the biggest noob of them all

[THEWICKERMAN]

lemme add a couple more


if you run in banks to avoid dying, you are a noob

If you argue with admins/mods for kicking/banning you, you are a noob



If you wait from 10:00 on Friday (in-game) at Area 69 for Fluffy to spawn, you are a noob

If you start bitching for like 10 mins when Fluffy is stolen as SOON as you get it, you are a noob

If you bitch and insult ppl in other languages, you are a noob

If you steal ACE's sheep, you are a noob (def)

If you try to steal the cars on the Admin roof EVEN THOUGHT THEY ARE LOCKED AS WELL, you are a noob

LASTLY, if you ignored this entire post, you are the biggest noob of them all

guilty as charged, madre puta :-*btw sometimes the admins cars aren't locked

[Neonkiller]

O a guide on how to be a noob how nice
NIGHTMARE IS [Nx]'s NUB!!!
you too edit shhhhhhhhhh

[AlvarEEEz[1g]~]

You calling me a db'er? I'll rape you ingame furriz

[KmanN]

You calling me a db'er? I'll rape you ingame furriz

getting freaking are we?

[Pluisje]

meh it... the thing that makes u a nooby is also that when ure spamming:nooby

or like capsing all the time:nooby

also when ure spawnkilling and dont know what ure saying and doing:nooby

[Raku]

WTF?

[[V]ACE]

If you steal ACE's sheep, you are a noob (def)

yep steal any of my sheep and u are a noob! on so many levels!

some of there players need much more work on fighting before being allowed into LW's

eh how can u say that? lw's is the place where noobs start and get better before they move to other servers

Well, i mean go to a trainnig server, (after theve joined) and show them what lead aiming is, hitboxes, 'lag' etc... Also i know players who havent moved to other servers.

[SUPERBAD]

if you dive that deep in the ocean that u cant get alive back to water surface, you are a noob.
If you are looking for unicorns in the game, you are a noob.
If you are looking for aliens on LWs, you are a noob, its not idiana jones 4.
If you try escape with the pirate ship, you are a noob.
If you read this, you are probably a noob.

[Shark]

If you play on LW, you're a nab.

[eDiT]

If you play on LW, you're a nab.

If you DONT play on LWs, your a nab * D:

[THEWICKERMAN]

If you play on LW, you're a nab.

your obviously joking since you have one of the highest times on the server 

[eDiT]

If you play on LW, you're a nab.

your obviously joking since you have one of the highest times on the server 

Lies!
No he doesn't!
Pube and v3 are in the lead!