There have been many cases of admins misleading both other admins and, even worse, the public as a whole. This really has to stop.
For example, this:
WATCH ME AND LOVE ME!!!!!
'Duelling me is harder than fisting a velociraptor'
Check out all my pics at image shack!
In regards to the first link, I was extremely excited at getting the chance to both watch and love splatterpuss. However, all that was offered was some horribly weird youtube video. I then thought that perhaps by watching the horrible video in its entirey, I would then be offered the chance to make love to splatterpuss.
Suffice to say, said chance did not materialise.
In regards to the second item, I have only had the opportunity to do one of these things so far, therefore a proper conclusion can not be drawn. As a result, I believe this statement to be extremely misleading and intended to be fact when it is not, and due to this I find it highly offensive.
I would therefore like to opportunity to duel splatterpuss at some point in the future, so I can compare the 2 experiences and then judge whether this statement is in fact true or not.
Finally, the 3rd item depressed me the most. After being let down by the first 2 items, I was really looking forward to looking at pics of splatterpuss. Again, these were nowhere to found - flagrant false advertising and misleading of players, and should be dealt with harshly.
In addition, despite the claim of "pics" at that webpage, I wasn't able to find any porn at all, let alone splatterpuss porn. Please rectify this immediately.
When this phrase was originally uttered by "[ThugMansion]" I immediately investigated the claim and found it horribly false. Therefore, I do not believe "eDiT" should be propagating these lies any further, and I will not be satisified with anything less then a 2 month ban.
CLICK HERE FOR FREE CAKE!!!
Buoyed with the promise of free cake, as I had assumed would arrive due to it being advertised by a supposidly trustworthy admin, I immediately went to the web site in anticipation of recieving my free cake.
I got an 80's semi-hit from an aging English pop-rocker. I have since been informed that this does not, in fact, qualify as cake.
Sex is cool
During an unseasonably hot period of weather, I was in need of refreshing coolness. Therefore, I took admin SUPERBAD's suggestion. I did not get cooled down. Quite the opposite in fact. I would like to know where this claim arose from and, if no evidence can be brought forward, I want this person dealt with.
WE CAN'T STOP HERE! THIS IS BAT COUNTRY!
After the failed attempt at getting cool, me and my partner needed a relaxing experience after being positively infuriated by the lack of promised coolness on the hot day. With the promise of viewing native bats, we sought out Here with the hope of being both calmed down by the beauty of a colony of bats, and hopefully cooled by the flapping action of their wings. We discovered that Here is not actually bat country. Such an outragious claim by an admin should not be tolerated.
This is just plain wrong on so many levels.
In short, I hope you can now see how many problems you have with your admin team, who go around constantly misleading, abusing, and generally lying to everyone involved in the server. It really has to stop. In some cases these claims are made in almost every one of their posts!
Please, please do something about it.
Sincerely,
A. Parody.
On behalf of (the) Concerned Unappreciated No-nonsense Totalitarian Forever Lasting Association (of) Players Society
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