Dear Virus,
I would appreciate that next time you organize a clan meeting on the pyramid you let me know at least 24 hours in advance. I take my task of helikilling you gentlemen off the tip of that edifice quite seriously; and I would much oblige you making it all the more easier. Please have the common decency of doing your part in allowing the server to run more efficiently; it's the circle of life.
Yours truly,
ScottEast