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Taken from the LVP SWK starter post, with their new gangsta theme for april fools, our first post redone:
SWK was formed back up in December 2004 by Nemesis And Bulletz,
which grew phat on tha streetz of MTA:0.3+,
props ta its loyal thugz like fuckin Lucifer (aka Sifer), PurpZ, Achillez n' nuff muthafuckin more.
Achillez fuckin started hustlin Nemesis whoz ass all up in tha time was still straight-up much freshly smoked up ta gamin itself, however wit his crazy-ass muthafuckin help da perved-out muthafucka soon became a top MTA playa, a revolver practitioner wit a appetite fo' "group wars".
Achillez then suffered a underground accident which resulted up in his ass havin ta move ghetto from England, he left SWK wit pride afta muthafuckin helpin SWK win tha four wars they attended up in tha MTA:VC era; His name is still used up in respect fo' all dat schmoooove muthafucka had done
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Da clan then lost interest up in MTA when Bulletz left tha clan,
which resulted up in tha clan disbanding.
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They then restarted up in August 2006, Now up in tha handz of Nemesis tha Co-Founder n' SWK MTA:VC's only Gay Fox Ranked member, they dominizzled tha streetz of Partyserver before tha 0.2 era, LVP along wit they fresh LVP squad n' Littlewhiteys at will, Da clan had nuff legendz but tha one legit legend of SWK up in SA:MP was rhymes, whoz ass argubly became SA:MP's top sawn off fighter, Nemesis whoz ass trained his ass n' flossed his ass his thugged-out lil' potential which lead ta tha formation of tha "rhymes tactic" - which is now bein practised by tha second dopest wielder of dis tacic, Nemesis.
13th September 2007 was tha clans closin date all up in tha handz of Nemesis, whoz ass had moved ghetto n' did not expect a return ta SA:MP, tha clan closed while at its straight-up peak, wit tha LVP squad thugz still pourin in.
But now, SWK be at its third generation, which started on 10th October 2007 n' is still goin phat todizzle, n' will undoubdtedly outlive most of tha clans up in tha GTA MP franchise
SWK Has been a original gangsta clan fo' over five muthafuckin years now, always bustin what tha fuck we want when we want to, our phat asses don't "go wit tha flow", or imitate other clans yo, but dis is exactly why we done been so successful n' outlasting.
Our thugged-out asses cannot be penetrated, our clan is built on loyalty n' trust, our memberlist consistz of thugz from all over tha ghetto, dominantly Dutch however, we is a unit dat has every last muthafuckin necessitizzle needed up in every last muthafuckin single individual ta create a gangbangin' funk filled but dedicated crew of Elites.
Our Recruitment has always been strict, our crazy asses have nuff ex-thugz whoz ass seem ta be thinkin they is up in some way above our asses yo, but tha fact is: Any SWK spawned clans is inferior, be it funk factor, leadershizzle ability, loyalty or intellectual ability, tha only legit SWK's is tha ones still bustin tha tag, which is why admission is strict yo, but fo' phat reasons.
I think i should just keep this as our real first post
