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[EnzoMortelli]

ANOTEHR?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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TIL the earth-venus vector does this aswell.

[[V]Playa]

lol nerds

[Freak]

lol nerds

Stay out of their turf!

[BikeDriver]

http://9gag.com/gag/aMQ4pBA

YAY I MANAGED TO GET IT ROLLIN'
It should end up on the hotpage in a few hours.

Not bad for a first sneak peek of my game =D

[Runey]

 

[BikeDriver]

Here you can haz. Awesome GTA 5 Online racing moments on PS4:

Bitch trying to ram me:



Closest race I ever had on PS4:
http://i.giphy.com/xTiTnMgNrUAJK89RLi.gif
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[Naoufal]

Here you can haz. Awesome GTA 5 Online racing moments on PS4:

Bitch trying to ram me:



Closest race I ever had on PS4:
http://i.giphy.com/xTiTnMgNrUAJK89RLi.gif
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Woah at the 2nd gif, nice one!

[BikeDriver]

Yep, it was incredibly close. He would have beaten me if it wasn't for the barrier in the middle... and I don't lose often.

Time difference was 0.05 seconds.

[BikeDriver]

i have had gta 5 on steam for months and still didn't play it. These races seem entertaining and it's making me think of all the fun i've been missing.

Races are really tough, thought. As a noob it won't be easy to get started.

You will have to buy a car of each class and fully tune it. Then you need a garage big enough to store at least 10 vehicles. Getting only that far will take you at least 100 hours... Alternatively you could only join races with "Custom Cars" = Off or search for a Crew that only hosts such races.
On PC you will also need an XBOX 360 gamepad, if you seriously ever want to play with the big fish )

So the 2 extremes are:
Stay a noob and win max. 10% of the races or become good, win up to 75% of all races (that's about the absolute maximum one can achieve from joining random 2-32 player races) but that's really time-consuming and at times you will most likely want to smash everything around you. The GTA Online community is one of the worst there is.

If you want to get started, watch the videos of this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/user/hwkabro

He is a racing genius who will teach you all the tricks. He also has a correct and complete list of the fastest vehicles of each class.

[Habdel]

http://9gag.com/gag/aMQ4pBA

YAY I MANAGED TO GET IT ROLLIN'
It should end up on the hotpage in a few hours.

Not bad for a first sneak peek of my game =D

Wow you managed to make your game famous on 9gag, nice
Remember us when you get to the top!!

[BikeDriver]

http://9gag.com/gag/aMQ4pBA

YAY I MANAGED TO GET IT ROLLIN'
It should end up on the hotpage in a few hours.

Not bad for a first sneak peek of my game =D

Wow you managed to make your game famous on 9gag, nice
Remember us when you get to the top!!

It's not really famous as is didn't make it to the hotpage (yet) ;_;

Not sure why people still like the post. By now, it should be hidden VERY far behind in the endless amount of posts on 9gag.

It takes about five minutes to get all of this on PC. I have bought every expensive car, all the planes (including the gold one of course) and all the other stuff, and I still have around $100kk (not like I can do anything with it anyway). Money is no issue on the PC version. It's literally lying on the streets.

That's bullshit.
If you have 100kk, you either spent way too much RL monies on shark cards, you are level 500+ and/or you cheated, which might get you banned or put into the cheater poll. Simple as that.

[Runey]

Here you can haz. Awesome GTA 5 Online racing moments on PS4:

Bitch trying to ram me:



Closest race I ever had on PS4:
http://i.giphy.com/xTiTnMgNrUAJK89RLi.gif
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Nice, you've got some skills i can tell.... Those were really tough tho, but when it comes to me, madness overruns me and i lose the race in 85%+ cases. :/ Good job on making the gifs!

[Cheater21]

Kong: hows vcmp
White: Idk
Kong: you also left?
White: Im just online for some 1 server
White: And thats all
Kong: xe?
White: Dead
Kong: Fucking aki
White: Paying host
Kong: He is a tard
White: Lol
Kong: advance payment
White: But why da fak
White: I mean
Kong: nyb honey singh still around??
White: The server is dead
White: Idk
White: I dont play at lw
White: I mean i dont even play gtavcmp
Kong: http://ulkgang.com/viewtopic.php?f=21&sid=2ffd3489f66595916723a7f4cb6a27c8&p=2454#p2454
Kong: wtf
Kong: you know man honestly i believe if it was made direct by vcmp
Kong: our community wouldnt be full of tards
Kong: Ye
Kong: people who dont deserve to be in power are having superme powers
Kong: lick the ass of devs
Kong: and become a beta terester
Kong: cancer
Kong: fuclk
Kong: vcmp is screwed
White: lol
Kong: one day lw will burn in ashes
White: Ye
Kong: and i pity all the staff members
White: They are all asslickers
Kong: they waste so much time doing absolutely unproductive things
White: Yeah
White: Fuck them all
Kong: kick him
Kong: yeah ban him
Kong: banned
Kong: fucked
Kong: gosh wtf is this
White: then you act as a boss
White: We have a hreat support
Kong: hey i banned you faggot
White: great*
Kong: and the devs are like let them fight
Kong: ulk is blk blk is ulk
Kong: wtf
Kong: let ulk settle their internal clan  matters
Kong: N-word
White: The support link of the help section up on the vcmp browser
White: Doesnt even works
White: Wat da fuck
White: It gives some 404 error
Kong: support comprises 12 yr old scumbags
White: How fucking lame
White: VRocker doesnt gives a fuck
White: About anything
Kong: vrocker is a noob
Kong: he runs a vps box
Kong: thats all
White: Lol yeah
Kong: he knows shit
Kong: hey im the hosting provider
Kong: vrocker hosting
Kong: trademark, patents belong to mr.vrocker
Kong: who the fuck is vrocker exactly
White: Lol vcmp has like 12 "owners" and the game is still broken
Kong: tell him to get his ass company registered first
Kong: lool
White: What game has 12 owners?
White: Wata fuck
Kong: maxorater
Kong: i dont even know that guy
White: Who the fuck is he
Kong: he doesnt want to show up
Kong: he wants to be in the sahdows
White: He came from a shit hole
Kong: who is falcon
White: And now "LETS MAKE HIM OWNER"
White: "HIS NAME IS OP"
Kong: stormeus is his spokesperson
White: "HEY GUYS DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DIDNT GAVE A SHIT ABOUT THE ERROR YESTERDAY"
Kong: everybody licks stormeus black cock lol
Kong: morphine
White: Did you saw his real pic?
White: xD
Kong: all the beta testers no teresters
Kong: ye
White: They are lamers
Kong: morphine is the biggest one
Kong: i will never get tired of cursing that faggot
White: Even my little brother can script something better then all them
Kong: i once took this to his face
Kong: and he ran way
Kong: fag
White: Lmao
White: Hahah
White: Fuck them all
Kong: wtf is scripting
White: Lw added some modded plane
White: And all of them think ITS COOL
White: LW IS NEW
White: OH MA GAD
Kong: lw is ka deathmatch server
Kong: idk if you were around that time
Kong: but i was
White: They didnt gave a fuckign shit before on 0.3
Kong: i played there
White: And now they just added a fucking modded plane?
Kong: Wtf
Kong: lw was ka deathmatch
Kong: 0.3z was better
Kong: they are stupid
Kong: they should've synced 0.3
White: Asslickers
Kong: but not remove the glitches
Kong: mastering the glitches is an art
Kong: they completely ruined the experience for me
White: Cola z0w is back
Kong: i will never get tired of cursing that faggot
White: Even my little brother can script something better then all them
Kong: i once took this to his face
Kong: and he ran way
Kong: fag
White: Lmao
White: Hahah
White: Fuck them all
Kong: wtf is scripting
White: Lw added some modded plane
White: And all of them think ITS COOL
White: LW IS NEW
White: OH MA GAD
Kong: lw is ka deathmatch server
Kong: idk if you were around that time
Kong: but i was
White: They didnt gave a fuckign shit before on 0.3
Kong: i played there
White: And now they just added a fucking modded plane?
Kong: Wtf
Kong: lw was ka deathmatch
Kong: 0.3z was better
Kong: they are stupid
Kong: they should've synced 0.3
White: Asslickers
Kong: but not remove the glitches
Kong: mastering the glitches is an art
Kong: they completely ruined the experience for me
Kong: this is one big reason i was never interested in 0.4
Kong: but for xe's sake i insisted george to script this sht
White: Fuck them all
White: Duz clan is abck
White: back/
Kong is now Online.
White: They all came also from fucking nowhere
White: And now they are all admins
Kong: gta vc being a 2003 game doesnt have any flexibility in the game
Kong: they have made the gameplay once again rigid
Kong: yeah fuck em
Kong: all lw staff
Kong: i pity them
White: Fuck them all
White: DUZ is dead
White: Like KA
Kong: XE was the best
White: ULK
White: Every fucking clan
Kong: 0.3's end marked the end of an era
White: Even DNA
White: All bullshit
Kong: XE is the longest running and successful server in the vcmp history
White: Yes
Kong: dna sucks
White: It fucking was
Kong: most of them are trolls
White: Brb phone
White: ....
Kong: i feel proud to be a former member of XE staff because we all exposed some major glitches about which other server admins never got any dreams. it was us who made the efforts, from the widescreen fov to f1 my memory is still fresh. despite that XE staff recieved the most criiticism, do you know why? because other people were too jealous of us, they secretely admired us but never showed any signs and instead pretended something else. they'd tell us xe is a noob server but in their hearts they knew xe was the real deal.
Kong is now Away.
White: True
White: Gotta damn agree with that
White: ULK was a great clan
White: And xe had mostly good admins
White: Expect of some N-wordz
Kong is now Online.
Kong: most of the non ulk staff members were good tho
Kong: nicoarin was a good guy
Kong: someone manipulated him
Kong: i bet my ass
White: :/

[Runi]

[Decent_946]

This is called a bike

- souly :DDD