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Title: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: splatterpuss on May 22, 2011, 02:47:28 AM
Even admins/mods/regular players make mistakes, this is here to document their hilarious mistakes.
If you feel anything posted here was a mistake or abuse you are wrong, all that is posted here is the funny everyday lives of our staff.
Although if I player insists a factuid ca be removed.

it will be an official rule?
Yea.. parking on yourself to avoid getting killed is a bannable offence.

Seriously?



Would love it if you could knock someone down and place a nade in their mouth.


Would love it sooo much, shame its impossible

I well join but...I need a team
WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM WHO WANTS ME ON THEIR TEAM

Old Name: [JOKER]CJ
New Name: [JOKER]PrEdaToR

yea i killed tis hacker and he dropped like 20mil and kept on growing..... :o :o :o :o

Cheats WON'T be forgiven, and you clearly know that and we don't accept any sorry from anyone. If you cheated, you are OUT

Soo....

DENIED

it name is fluffy she will blow up  lol. she a mean green fighting mechian (https://littlewhiteys.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.trainparty.com%2Fpictures%2FPERCYGREENENGINEPLUSHTOY_sm.JPG&hash=7a0d34039e99253951ee5e8a9d69b12d17b71644) ;D ;D

lol ignore apu,
the tank spawns on top of mount chilliad at 12:00 tuesday
hope this helps :)

Why I hi there fan
I'm Dan the man
Once a noob went and ran
So I just shouted "BAN!"
That's how I came to be in this job
Stuff that in your pipe you old lazy slob.


Well, that, plus being in the beta team from near the start of the games development.

GO IRELAND.

This one was joke from start to end, he was never seriously banned.
plz! it was my brother! i can ask my dad to call you!

my dad say:
Unbann slice right now Mr. Rizla.
Best regards Big Slice.

I R GOOD CLAN FISHERMAN I CATCH LOBBYS AND SALMONS JAJAJJAJAA

Hmm we have recently found a cat to ocupy position of clan cat, would u be comfortable serving under said cat?

second in command cat?

i loved heli boi, that fool never registered his accounts so me and splatter kept registering the names he'd come on under

I have something constructive: Fuck off

Hyp3r - Now this is really special person,you can talk to him about everything,he is trustable guy.

it real i saw popz with hydra
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: [JOKER]Miczi on May 22, 2011, 11:29:40 AM
Lol. But you got nothing on me nab ;)
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: tezza on May 22, 2011, 12:17:07 PM
This was a funny ban appeal from a good while back.

http://forum.littlewhiteys.co.uk/index.php/topic,8661.15.html
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Huggy on May 22, 2011, 12:27:10 PM
This was a funny ban appeal from a good while back.

http://forum.littlewhiteys.co.uk/index.php/topic,8661.15.html
we can't see it :(
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Sharonn on May 22, 2011, 12:33:55 PM
awesome topic:p
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: tezza on May 22, 2011, 12:34:24 PM
Thnx for the heads up, old bans get moved to the mods cave.
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Sadik on May 22, 2011, 03:03:03 PM
LOL @ Slice
Regards, Big Slice
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Devilboy665 on May 22, 2011, 04:36:32 PM
I cant find my ban appley from 2008 :(

naic topic btw. :)
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: [eVo]Rizla on May 22, 2011, 06:26:06 PM
Hey there,

How is eVo doing on this fine lovely day?

- Nemesis.

were all grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat cheers, now dont you post here again mkay... not welcome :)
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Nemesis on May 22, 2011, 08:22:50 PM
lol this is a laugh uz cunts should all grow a spine

A spine? Who taught you that word?

Edit my posts at will, you will because you HAVE the power, so use it, abuse it, i don't give a fuck, you flame other people, then when i tell them about your crack baby problems you go emo and edit my post, well, the doctor did say you'd be a bit 'retarded'.

I have something constructive: Fuck off

next try huh barbie? guess your used to that..

Oh and thanks Rez :)

-Nem out



^Never really liked rez or barbie :<
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: AJP on May 22, 2011, 08:54:20 PM
http://forum.littlewhiteys.co.uk/index.php/topic,3766.msg31673.html#msg31673

oh the shame
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Devilboy665 on May 22, 2011, 09:02:27 PM
http://forum.littlewhiteys.co.uk/index.php/topic,3766.msg31673.html#msg31673

oh the shame
hihi..that was classic! :P
but,u worked naic since then I guess,untill.. :-X
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Gryphus_One on May 22, 2011, 09:07:07 PM
http://forum.littlewhiteys.co.uk/index.php/topic,3766.msg31673.html#msg31673

oh the shame

I thought that asking how to be admin automatically implyied getting discarded for it.
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Devilboy665 on May 22, 2011, 09:09:18 PM
I thought that asking how to be admin automatically implyied getting discarded for it.
There is a difference in "asking for" and "asking how to" ;)

my humble opinion.
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: iMJets on May 22, 2011, 11:09:36 PM
find some on me peaseeee
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: [eVo]Rizla on May 22, 2011, 11:54:39 PM
also had a funny time with a highly intelligent noob

(https://littlewhiteys.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi79.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj155%2Fr1zla%2Fsamp%2Fsa-mp-078.jpg&hash=41ed332c3da38ff807e07fd6df6602bdc320a5fd)
(https://littlewhiteys.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi79.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj155%2Fr1zla%2Fsamp%2Fsa-mp-079-1.jpg&hash=d82115ff18bdd7d9390136f9b1f9bbd7d15d4643)
(https://littlewhiteys.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi79.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj155%2Fr1zla%2Fsamp%2Fsa-mp-080-1.jpg&hash=d4706c3d58143351e734f059e50c049508523d8c)
(23:29:43) ‹+IHateTurtles› *** BabyBoy(12) to ItsRizlaBitch(38): how u do that
(23:29:54) ‹+IHateTurtles› *** ItsRizlaBitch(38) to BabyBoy(12): wat?
(23:30:09) ‹+IHateTurtles› *** BabyBoy(12) to ItsRizlaBitch(38): tele through wall
(23:30:16) ‹+ILikeTurtles› *** ItsRizlaBitch(38) to BabyBoy(12): cant u tele 2 ppl?
(23:30:21) ‹+ILikeTurtles› *** BabyBoy(12) to ItsRizlaBitch(38): no
(23:30:26) ‹+ILikeTurtles› *** ItsRizlaBitch(38) to BabyBoy(12): haha
(23:30:32) ‹+IHateTurtles› *** BabyBoy(12) to ItsRizlaBitch(38): how do i
(23:30:52) ‹+ILikeTurtles› *** ItsRizlaBitch(38) to BabyBoy(12): i can give u link but i want jetpack 1st
(23:31:56) ‹+ILikeTurtles› *** BabyBoy(12) to ItsRizlaBitch(38): well ok but if i get banned then my next name will be Bashass
(23:32:04) ‹+IHateTurtles› *** ItsRizlaBitch(38) to BabyBoy(12): ok
(23:32:08) ‹+ILickTurtles› *** ItsRizlaBitch(38) to BabyBoy(12): i will give u money
(23:32:17) ‹+ILickTurtles› *** BabyBoy(12) to ItsRizlaBitch(38): here goes nutin
(23:32:26) ‹+IHateTurtles›  *** -LWBot- banned BabyBoy for: Jetpack. [IP:68.34.200.22]
(https://littlewhiteys.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi79.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj155%2Fr1zla%2Fsamp%2Fsa-mp-081.jpg&hash=2abc9c346f4e534064966a5029ddb27f7047c789)
now u see him
now u dont
(https://littlewhiteys.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi79.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj155%2Fr1zla%2Fsamp%2Fsa-mp-082.jpg&hash=a125e26c4722b7e071b32920edac6cb992634325)


 :D

kinda offtopic but its worth reposting, 1 of my funnier encounters with a cheater
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Caturday on May 23, 2011, 08:25:12 AM
Shame most of my old posts have been locked away in a top secret bunker or are to extreme pre-watershed
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: iMJets on May 23, 2011, 08:45:48 AM
Posting my share of funny things, from the past. Wasn't really a noob, but thought these were funny posts. hah
Hyp3r - Now this is really special person,you can talk to him about everything,he is trustable guy.

GUYS IM GETING A PONY TATTOO  ;D
/me giggles

nah champ shes mine now :D i always win :p i guess maybe cause im me :o

Lol Annakey left Jets?

lol no this was before Anna married Jets

Jets was to over-protective. (calling me retard like over 9000 times and shooting me because anna shot me and i shot back (was a fault btw)
fail

just are lames like jets dbing me and later he said gf LOL!

metal u didnt kill jets yet? lmao
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: AJP on May 23, 2011, 08:55:43 AM
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Daniel. on May 23, 2011, 04:24:50 PM
it real i saw popz with hydra
>:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Dominator on May 23, 2011, 07:44:28 PM
joker scott ashuhsauashu

http://forum.littlewhiteys.co.uk/index.php/topic,7202.msg52548.html#msg52548

COOL CAMOUFLAGES THANKS

edit: new link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IacHlbKl80c

gf jets :D
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: KmanN on May 24, 2011, 06:04:26 PM
hahaha thread made me laugh reading some my old stuff. yey for being a noob at one time!
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: AJP on May 30, 2011, 01:09:07 PM
(https://littlewhiteys.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FAvNEa.png&hash=131758cb294bc3905ac97d23f693b01cb884065f)


not a post but this was when reny joined lw's and I showed him around with my helicopter
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Disco on May 30, 2011, 06:59:15 PM
oh i got some very very very funny pms from reny ;) but i keep them for me :D
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Daniel. on May 30, 2011, 07:54:42 PM
oh i got some very very very funny pms from reny ;) but i keep them for me :D

pics, or lies.
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Disco on May 30, 2011, 08:17:42 PM
lies then
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Reny on May 30, 2011, 09:17:42 PM
oh i got some very very very funny pms from reny ;) but i keep them for me :D
PM me! :D
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Gryphus_One on May 30, 2011, 09:56:47 PM
Wow curious to see that his first nick was Renatodb while he hates db... ::)
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Freak on May 30, 2011, 09:59:21 PM
This doesn't proove that he were db-er. ::)
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Gryphus_One on May 30, 2011, 10:01:42 PM
This doesn't proove that he were db-er. ::)

I know but is curious anyway.
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: iMJets on May 31, 2011, 02:00:29 AM
Some people never get over the noobiness and there regulars ^_^
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Reny on May 31, 2011, 08:52:03 AM
Mhm yeah, once again, db in my name wasn't related to drive-bying, i didn't even knew what is it, i always saw in chat "fuckin db idiot" or something like that, and i was like "wtf did i do" ..xD
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: AJP on May 31, 2011, 09:18:25 AM
actually his first nick was [CRO]Renatodb, and when he said that I thought for sure he was undercover.
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Reny on May 31, 2011, 11:02:10 AM
actually his first nick was [CRO]Renatodb, and when he said that I thought for sure he was undercover.
Yeah, it was [CRO]Renatodb for like 4 days then it was Renatodb then i got into UB. :P
Btw, why did you thought i was undercover lol?
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: AJP on May 31, 2011, 03:48:48 PM
By somethings you said I thought either I had hit a gold mine or you were an undercover LVP player or something. Also you got decent in fighting rly fast which was suspicious :P By now I think that if you were someone undercover I would have to applaud you for fooling me, don't think I know anyone would last this long just to troll, but until proven otherwise you are just Reny for me.
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Reny on May 31, 2011, 06:20:30 PM
By somethings you said I thought either I had hit a gold mine or you were an undercover LVP player or something. Also you got decent in fighting rly fast which was suspicious :P By now I think that if you were someone undercover I would have to applaud you for fooling me, don't think I know anyone would last this long just to troll, but until proven otherwise you are just Reny for me.
Yeah, i remember alot of other players that thought i was undercover because i improved really fast in shooting, but i was always afraid of Forgive and Jets, thought that i wouldn't be able to beat em ever, even when i learn. :P
and nope, i'm still only Reny that started samp 2009 ;).
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: [JOKER]Miczi on May 31, 2011, 07:57:39 PM
By somethings you said I thought either I had hit a gold mine or you were an undercover LVP player or something. Also you got decent in fighting rly fast which was suspicious :P By now I think that if you were someone undercover I would have to applaud you for fooling me, don't think I know anyone would last this long just to troll, but until proven otherwise you are just Reny for me.

Any of you read "The Age of Five" by Trudi Canavan? :P Maybe Reny was undercover for such a long time that he believed he is someone else ;)

Reny, when I met you, when we were looking for the sheep farm with a heli, were you still new to the server? You used the nick Renatodb back then :P
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Reny on May 31, 2011, 08:00:51 PM
By somethings you said I thought either I had hit a gold mine or you were an undercover LVP player or something. Also you got decent in fighting rly fast which was suspicious :P By now I think that if you were someone undercover I would have to applaud you for fooling me, don't think I know anyone would last this long just to troll, but until proven otherwise you are just Reny for me.

Any of you read "The Age of Five" by Trudi Canavan? :P Maybe Reny was undercover for such a long time that he believed he is someone else ;)

Reny, when I met you, when we were looking for the sheep farm with a heli, were you still new to the server? You used the nick Renatodb back then :P
Yep , i was still new to the server then, why do you ask? :D
Oh btw, i bet i wouldn't guess the right place in two times if i'm sent to transport someone to both farms. :P
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: [JOKER]Miczi on May 31, 2011, 09:02:14 PM
By somethings you said I thought either I had hit a gold mine or you were an undercover LVP player or something. Also you got decent in fighting rly fast which was suspicious :P By now I think that if you were someone undercover I would have to applaud you for fooling me, don't think I know anyone would last this long just to troll, but until proven otherwise you are just Reny for me.

Any of you read "The Age of Five" by Trudi Canavan? :P Maybe Reny was undercover for such a long time that he believed he is someone else ;)

Reny, when I met you, when we were looking for the sheep farm with a heli, were you still new to the server? You used the nick Renatodb back then :P
Yep , i was still new to the server then, why do you ask? :D
Oh btw, i bet i wouldn't guess the right place in two times if i'm sent to transport someone to both farms. :P

Cause I thought it wasn't such a long time ago xd Do you remember if I had any clan back then?
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Reny on May 31, 2011, 10:35:45 PM
By somethings you said I thought either I had hit a gold mine or you were an undercover LVP player or something. Also you got decent in fighting rly fast which was suspicious :P By now I think that if you were someone undercover I would have to applaud you for fooling me, don't think I know anyone would last this long just to troll, but until proven otherwise you are just Reny for me.

Any of you read "The Age of Five" by Trudi Canavan? :P Maybe Reny was undercover for such a long time that he believed he is someone else ;)

Reny, when I met you, when we were looking for the sheep farm with a heli, were you still new to the server? You used the nick Renatodb back then :P
Yep , i was still new to the server then, why do you ask? :D
Oh btw, i bet i wouldn't guess the right place in two times if i'm sent to transport someone to both farms. :P


Cause I thought it wasn't such a long time ago xd Do you remember if I had any clan back then?
I don't remember, sorry :D
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: splatterpuss on May 31, 2011, 10:50:30 PM
By somethings you said I thought either I had hit a gold mine or you were an undercover LVP player or something. Also you got decent in fighting rly fast which was suspicious :P By now I think that if you were someone undercover I would have to applaud you for fooling me, don't think I know anyone would last this long just to troll, but until proven otherwise you are just Reny for me.

Any of you read "The Age of Five" by Trudi Canavan? :P

This is kind of weird because I don't normally read books but I was bored so my flatmate lent me the first of her 'black magician' books and now I'm on the second one and it's very good.
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: [LW][KFJ]Zegro REPRESENT on June 01, 2011, 12:59:18 PM
not a post but I remember explaining to jets why he should stop using joypad to fight when he first started.

rewind a year or 2 more and I remember darius laughing at me because I said he 2shotted (meaning he 8shotted because of lag but mixed up the words because I didn't know what 2shot was :D)
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Gryphus_One on June 01, 2011, 01:40:43 PM
not a post but I remember explaining to jets why he should stop using joypad to fight when he first started.

Wow I never imagined Jets using joypad!!! :o

But I guess you would tell him the following: ;)

I CAN HEAR YOUR JOYPAD MOTHERFUCKER
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: [LW][KFJ]Zegro REPRESENT on June 01, 2011, 03:34:32 PM
not a post but I remember explaining to jets why he should stop using joypad to fight when he first started.

Wow I never imagined Jets using joypad!!! :o

But I guess you would tell him the following: ;)

I CAN HEAR YOUR JOYPAD MOTHERFUCKER

yes.

I also remember showing slidebug to eDiT when he was an admin, and telling him it was called 'moonwalking' (I discovered it myself and thought it was a new bug because I didn't play WW at the time :D).

2 years later people were still calling it that l0l
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: tezza on June 01, 2011, 04:18:32 PM
By somethings you said I thought either I had hit a gold mine or you were an undercover LVP player or something. Also you got decent in fighting rly fast which was suspicious :P By now I think that if you were someone undercover I would have to applaud you for fooling me, don't think I know anyone would last this long just to troll, but until proven otherwise you are just Reny for me.

Any of you read "The Age of Five" by Trudi Canavan? :P

This is kind of weird because I don't normally read books but I was bored so my flatmate lent me the first of her 'black magician' books and now I'm on the second one and it's very good.

I couldnt get through that 1, didnt really like or feel any empathy for the girl.
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: AJP on June 01, 2011, 04:28:09 PM
not a post but I remember explaining to jets why he should stop using joypad to fight when he first started.

he still uses joypad from time to time
Title: Re: Posts from regular players when they were noobs :D
Post by: Darius on March 16, 2013, 12:07:21 AM
rewind a year or 2 more and I remember darius laughing at me because I said he 2shotted (meaning he 8shotted because of lag but mixed up the words because I didn't know what 2shot was :D)
LMFAO, I sort of vaguely remember that xD