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Offline [JOKER]Miczi

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[FINISHED]The Great Unserious JOKER's Race #1
« on: July 19, 2010, 12:41:56 PM »
>>>>>>The Great Unserious JOKER's Race #1<<<<<<


What the fuck?! What's so special in this race?!
First of all, the prizes! First prize is 10 millions $! There are also bonus prizes being planned, about which I will write later (they might be even bigger than the main prize!). What is more, it's a clan/gang race! Of course, individual racers can start but... They won't last long... ;)

Why? Becase it's an unserious race! Everything allowed! Clan or gang can set as many racers as they want to, but also they can (and should ;) ) have ppl responsible for other things! You can't drive faster than the guy in front of you? Then your clan should make him drive slower! Or better blow the motherfucker up  ;D Rustler pilots, dbers, blockers to get rid of other racers, also spare cars located somewhere on the route in case the main car gets destroyed (most of them will, I hope ;)   ). Bonus prizes for the most effective in killing clan assured!

Awesome! What's the route?
Normal "All Arround San Andreas" - 2 laps

How can I sign up?!
You don't have to! All you have to do is participate in the race! Just be there!

THIS SATURDAY, 31th of July, 7PM GMT! <<<COUNTDOWN HERE>>>

Will JOKER participate?
ARE YOU INSANE?! CAUSE WE ARE AND WE WILL!! :D


Any rules?!
Only a few:

1. HAVE FUN! NO FLAMING, NO CRYING!

2. NO TEAMING UP WITH OTHER CLANS! YOU'VE GOT A TAG? THEN STICK WITH GUYS WITH THE SAME TAG! EVERY OTHER TAG ON THE RACE IS A TARGET FOR YOU ;)

3. NO BIKES ON THE START LINE! After a disscusion on JOKER Forum we've got to conclusion that the race would be much more competitive, if every racer would start with a car. You can use bikes, during the race, you can even win the race with it, but yoiu cannot start with the bike or you will be disqualified!

4. ROAD BLOCKS, KAMIKAZE ATTACKS AND OTHER CREATIVE IDEAS ARE... DESIRABLE AND THEY WILL BE AWARDED ;D
 
I think that's all, the topic will be updated all the time ;) See you on the start line!


NEWS:

24th of July - the race has been postponed for saturday, 31st of July, due to LW's network problems
27th of July - the route has been changed
28th of July - the new route has been tested and we decided to change it for a normal All Arround SA - 2 laps.
« Last Edit: August 07, 2010, 12:36:50 PM by [JOKER]Miczi »
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Offline Friskyyyy

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Re: The Great Unserious JOKER's Race #1
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2010, 12:53:02 PM »
nice
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Re: The Great Unserious JOKER's Race #1
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2010, 01:13:42 PM »
Awesome :)

Dun cry if i win the race alone  ;D ;D
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Re: The Great Unserious JOKER's Race #1
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2010, 01:32:51 PM »
good idea :D
i'd like to be there  ;)
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Re: The Great Unserious JOKER's Race #1
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2010, 02:05:06 PM »
Bribe rustler fags = victory assured
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Re: The Great Unserious JOKER's Race #1
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2010, 02:07:16 PM »
Quote from: AJP on July 19, 2010, 02:05:06 PM
Bribe rustler fags = victory assured
especially if all are online :x
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Re: The Great Unserious JOKER's Race #1
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2010, 03:50:28 PM »
ye awesome i will win 8)
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Re: The Great Unserious JOKER's Race #1
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2010, 07:38:57 AM »
nice
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Re: The Great Unserious JOKER's Race #1
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2010, 09:43:51 AM »
Rules updated: Somehow I forgot about the bike rule, dunno how as I'm sure I wrote it (I must have deleted it accidentally):

Quote from: [JOKER]Miczi on July 19, 2010, 12:41:56 PM



3. NO BIKES ON THE START LINE! After a disscusion on JOKER Forum we've got to conclusion that the race would be much more competitive, if every racer would start with a car. You can use bikes during the race, you can even win the race with it, but you cannot start with the bike or you will be disqualified!


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Re: The Great Unserious JOKER's Race #1
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2010, 09:45:03 AM »
Quote from: [JOKER]Miczi on July 20, 2010, 09:43:51 AM
Rules updated: Somehow I forgot about the bike rule, dunno how as I'm sure I wrote it (I must have deleted it accidentally):

Quote from: [JOKER]Miczi on July 19, 2010, 12:41:56 PM



3. NO BIKES ON THE START LINE! After a disscusion on JOKER Forum we've got to conclusion that the race would be much more competitive, if every racer would start with a car. You can use bikes during the race, you can even win the race with it, but you cannot start with the bike or you will be disqualified!


Wait wait. Start without bike, but during the race you can change car to bike? :D
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Re: The Great Unserious JOKER's Race #1
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2010, 09:49:13 AM »
Yep. We can't disallow people to use bikes, because there will probably be some dbers on bikes, so it would be difficult to control, so we want to give a little advantage for cars (time you will have to waste for getting on a bike can be priceless  8)
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Re: The Great Unserious JOKER's Race #1
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2010, 10:52:43 AM »
what the fuck why so serious :D
good luck all but JOKERs will win ;)
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Re: The Great Unserious JOKER's Race #1
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2010, 11:56:52 AM »
This is going to be biiiig!
I will be there, at least i will try to be.
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Re: The Great Unserious JOKER's Race #1
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2010, 09:56:32 PM »
We are thinking about changing the route, cause Bikerr showed us how easy is to get from the old airport to MC, route is almost straight except the mountain ;)

I know the event is almost here, but I don't see anything bad in changing the route, it doesn't affect the main idea ;)

So any suggestions? :D Remember that in LW's race system you can choose only the start and the finish, there are no checkpoints in custom race.
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Re: The Great Unserious JOKER's Race #1
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2010, 11:02:35 PM »
Quote from: [JOKER]Miczi on July 22, 2010, 09:56:32 PM
We are thinking about changing the route, cause Bikerr showed us how easy is to get from the old airport to MC, route is almost straight except the mountain ;)

I know the event is almost here, but I don't see anything bad in changing the route, it doesn't affect the main idea ;)

So any suggestions? :D Remember that in LW's race system you can choose only the start and the finish, there are no checkpoints in custom race.

make a checkpointed race...but i dont think thats possible
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