The adventures of a half sighted teenager with glasses are thicker than Jets' (joke, love you babes xxx), who casts gay ass magic spells as an attempt to reveal his masculinity doesn't appeal to me. Also, his mate Ron is a ginger excuse of a human whos days consist of masturbating over half naked women and sticking various cyndrical objects (and his wand) up his arse.
Voldemort looks like a heroin addict who somehow stumbled into a moudly black curtain randomly and decided to wear it one day. I honestly know a guy who lives down the road who looks like Voldemort. He's bald and his nose looks like a scar from a staple too, he doesn't wear that shitty ass cape or whatever you'd call it - but he does kinda talk like him.. you know.. all raspy and hoarse - like he's desperate for his next 'fix' of heroin.
