Just got some things to say..

[Sneaky]

Not sure where to start, and not sure why I am posting this, but I just wanted to tell my "sa-mp story" and some other things!

First of all.. I have been in the sa-mp community for about 2 years, I orginally registered my account on the sa-mp forums cause I got banned from littlewhitey's, I grew out to a well known member and scripter of the sa-mp community, I have improved my english 1000% by being in this community, I have learned scripting and many more thanks to this community! My interest in computers and anything which has something todo with computers grew due this community, even my current education (Information & Communications Technologies - ICT) I am doing kinda cause of sa-mp
I have been playing at littlewhitey's for 2 years, littlewhitey's was the first server I ever joined.. started playing as a complete noob with a few real life friends of mine, I remember screaming "CHEATER" and remember I was too slow to read the chat (due the amount of people chatting) and that caused me to use CAPSLOCK alot so my friends wouldn't miss what I was saying 

Few months afther that my friend found a server called "Public Enemy - Los Santos" (PEN1) which I started playing at.. it was and still is the best gamemode around if you know howto play it (IMO).. thats also the server where I created my first clan called "Homies For Life" (most lame name ever.. I didn't came up with it btw ) it's also the place where I saw Ninety Nine Blazed (NB) getting created, they started recruiting and as most of you know they grew out to one of the most notorious clans ever.. me and my friends hated them and we were always getting totally owned by them, now it's all good and still hang around with them daily at gamesurge

I played PEN1 for a very long time (and lw in the mean time, when I was sick of getting pwnd by NB), even am creating a gamemode at the moment which is similair (but better ofcourse) based on idea's of PEN1 (check my signature).

Afther PEN1 died, I started playing at littlewhitey's again.. quickly afther that started my own clan at a server called San Fierro Fugitive (which was an pen1 modification) together Tr1ViUm who is now in MOB  called Ecstasy To game a.k.a Ecstasy Clan/X2G - recruited a few old NB and SMITH members and randoms..

X2G later died due inactive members.. I joined SiN which WAS an great clan with great members that was the time where I was at my best and owned lots of people.. 0.1b <3. Left 2 months or so afther that, due a SiN clan training which got out of hand and me and 2 others got banned from

Started X2G again.. and it died again, then joined other clans.. but it didn't felt good, thats when I joined The Cherry Poppers, and had a great time . I didt left CP tho cause I always felt like running my own shit, which felt better then just be a member of something, besides that CP didn't seem to care much about what was going on in the clan

I cant fully remember how I joined clans and started clans, its a big ass story and quite confusing.. I have been in about 10 clans thats why.. *HFL*, [EGA], [SiN], [X2G], [MW], [SaW], [CP], [JOKER] and [SWK] are the clans I have been in (and some more I cant remember).. so yea i dont remember it all


Now I've got a few other things to say which have been bugging me, I'll try to keep it as nice as possible 

I've been accused by a few people (I wont say there names) of being an cheater, hacker, flamer, and bug abuser, I even been accused of giving a moderator cheats.. what the.. fuck?

1) I got accused of cheating by someone cause I used sawnoff infinite shot bug on an clan server, while running with them. This is an BUG.. I would NEVER cheat and I DONT CHEAT.

2) I am not an hacker, using an infinite shot bug is not HACKING. Besides I dont know how to hack!

3) I hardly every flame.. I dont know how else to say it.. but i hardly do.. sure I flamed a few times but who doesnt? Sure I got pissed off by certain people which caused me to flame.. bah anyways.

I once made and massive rant post about a certain clan on the old littlewhitey's forums then got my halfop removed on the lvdm channel at irc and got accused of "boycotting lw" due it. So I will think twice before starting to flame or creating such a rant again. Sorry!

4) Bug Abuse.

Sure I do bug abuse. Who doesn't? But NOT at LW.. I only bug abuse at servers where it is allowed.. when I do bug abuse Im not even enjoying it, I dont even like the switching "bug". and cause of one of my clan members used bugs at LW doesn't mean MY whole clan are bug abusers for fuck sake.
Same thing for flaming and such^ if there is one member of MY clan flaming or doing something which is not allowed you CAN NOT reflect that on the whole clan thank you!

5) An admin here accused me of me giving a moderator cheats, who gave it to someone else who got banned.

I wont even reply on that.. seriously how the fuck do you come up with that shit


Ok now something else again, I have been accused of boycotting littlewhitey's, WHICH IS NOT TRUE. Yea at one point I hated littlewhitey's but it was NEVER my intention to boycott littlewhitey's! The real boycotter here is IDMAD. Every post by him contains something about "how great LVP is". Man I got respect for you.. you are an good player but for fuck sake, I dont come to LVP forums to advertise LW now do I?

About the linx ban.. I know 100% sure he did NOT cheated. I know it does look like he cheated but I've got very very good reason to think he is not a cheater. (twinkle please pm me) and IMO this guy deserves another change!!

About the clan rivality, and this comes from both sides - for fuck sake stop accusing eachother of using torrents/cheats/bugs etc, this is a damn 18+ game and I feel like im in some damn kindergarten, can we just play the damn game without flaming eachother and have FUN for once?? Incase some of you didnt noticed yet, WE made Simon leave LW the admin team and the scripting team cause of all the drama^ and I really feel sorry for that cause I think Simon is a great guy/scripter/admin!!!

-

I just felt like saying this all, im SO sick of all this drama in sa-mp, competition is nice.. but when you start flaming, accusing eachother of things, even bring up real life threats ist just pathetic IMO.

I apoligize for the things I have said to people, I apoligize for accusing people of doing things, im sorry for the flaming I did and I hope you all enjoyed my sa-mp story / "rant".
I hope this wont turn into some flame war, and understand where I am coming from.. I'm not that good in saying things or explaining things, admins feel free to lock this topic, I just wanted people to read it^

~ Sneaky



 

[Sneaky]

The point is, im sick of the drama in sa-mp I've been here for 2 years and I had enough of it already. I just want to play the damn game, have fun be respected as a person and clan and work on my stats, please stop calling me cheater, hacker, bug abuser and bring up real life stuff which has nothing todo with this game. Please leave my clan alone, if someone from my clan decides to do something like flaming or similair please do not reflect that on the whole clan, we are all individuals thanks

[funnyguy]

Hmm, i accually enjoyed reading that  it was great hearing about your life in SAMP. Personally, i also think Jinx didnt cheat. Anyways, that was a great post and thanks for sharing, i might do that sometime (even though i have only been on SAMP for hardly a month) but ya, i enjoyed it. 

[Raku]

AMEN !
Everytime you fight someone and kill him,he is like :
"omg lag"
"omg lagger!"
"omg bug abuser tec/sawn"
"omg cheater"
"omg runner"
"omg sucker"
"omg idiot stupid fucking bitch SDHOQWD @!*#^!@(#!@!@#"
"omg 10000 shoots!"
"omg buy a new PC NUB!"
"omg blablalba"
"omg!"
Its getting fucking annoying,in the end its just a game where everyone gets killed and kills.
Have some fucking fun!

[Sneaky]

ya you got it deagle

[jinx]

Hmm, i accually enjoyed reading that  it was great hearing about your life in SAMP. Personally, i also think Jinx didnt cheat. Anyways, that was a great post and thanks for sharing, i might do that sometime (even though i have only been on SAMP for hardly a month) but ya, i enjoyed it. 

no i didnt cheat D: !!!!!!!!!!!11 ur talking about linx i suspect..

Now my turn is coming tommorow.

* jinx starts writing.

k nevermind I got bored.

Well, here goes mine along with snicky's post. Warning: super ultra mega long.

What's my history at a long glance?

       Well, the only thing I can remember about when I started is that it was around the middle of 2006. The reason I remember that is because it was cold and really boring, doing the usual stay-up-till-5am routine which I won't do during my own worst nightmare anymore, and hey, it was summer vacation for me. Just remembering sitting behind my monitor watching my frozen breath float into the AC vent above it makes me shed a tear or two. So ya, about two years now. Back then, there was no eVo, no allies, no enemies. Hell, I was just another nub named Fox (In case you're wondering, I changed it because of FoxHound.... *remembers foxhound saying "no they mean me u fucking nub"*).

      About a few months in, I joined my very first clan. Oh, the joys of having friends. [BCF] it was called, and to this day I still don't know what the fuck it stands for. Then, one day, some noob comes along heli hacking. Me and BK_Banga hop in and some nub tells me he's gonna get us banned for hacking while I'm laughing my ass off watching the heli teleport underground and grind him to shreds at 100 miles an hour. Little did I know, he did. I came back and met my first admin who I am friends with now. Simon was his 
name, and I asked him why he banned me and said I was still banned. Seconds later I was banned again.

      About a month later I come back under a new name that many associate with better times. kamikaze enters the Littlewhitey's realm of doom......

      I think I got in to my first big-time clan about January of 2007. How I got in, I think I remember. I just got flat out BORED and started hopping into random cars and drivebying. A blue Infernus drives by so I randomly hop in.

      That ride changed my SA-MP life forever.

     Who would be driving that Infernus but FoxHound himself, the man I suspected to be the cleverest hacker of all time and who I seriously wanted to strangle. Later on, he tells me "Put (S) at the end of your name so my friends don't shoot you". I never left (S) nor will I ever think about leaving. That was my introduction in to the gang days earlier I was so jealous of. The Outlawz. God, I wish I could be like that again.

      Most of the period of half a year zoomed by so fast I can barely remember how it was before I left for Iraq for that famous 3 months. All I can remember is it changed. And not for the better.

      All the people I knew were so glad I was back, and they all told me of the famous Outlawz vs. W war.   
Ironic as I missed it for a real one.

      Everything stayed basically the same since then, except most of my real true friends are long gone from SA-MP now. Here's some names....  FoxHound quit, GanjaMan quit, Sanquentin quit, grizzlybear is banned now I suspect, Z.Money disappeared, crazyapu quit, Ryank!lla is long gone, Ghost quit...


What about clan history at a quick glance as not to make it a megapost?

Well, BCF was my first one, except all of them are either dead IRL or banned.

[eVo].. There's a long one.

I loved being in eVo when I joined. There wasn't a happier person in SA-MP i'd suspect. I liked Rizla like my own brother, mook is freakin awesome and Rez was a really compassionate player who I respected a lot. Except, eventually, I got to really seeing the inner workings. Rez.. I won't make too much of a nasty from here, but he lead the clan like they were lemmings and he was the head lemming. I still respect him as a fighter but not as a person anymore. Otherwise, he is a really good friend. Rizla... a good, compassionate fighter but double sided on the occasion you leave the clan on a bad note.

(S) is one I can't describe, as my leader and best friend is no longer with us as a player. I still speak to good ol foxy every once in a while, but mostly to play C&C 3 Tiberium Wars with Ghost, or bug him to come in-game then make fun of Canadians.

More of a history of myself than anything else, along with things I feel I want people to know.

Hope you had a fun read.

Total time took to make: over half an hour :x

[[SaW]Flyby]

I was born in out in the wilderness, I was left to fend for my self for most of my life. It was at one point during my daily survival walk that a PC dropped from the sky and hit me on the head. When I awoke, this PC stood before, as if it were some kind of internetz giving machine. There was nothing I could say, my voice had grew wings and left my mouth. The only thought that ran through my head was "...damn im kind of hungry." As if the PC could read my thoughts, the screen automatically turned on and infront me was a website for Papa Panchos Pizza. Although before I could order there was an advertisement of SAMP with a picture of Popz and Lnx nerdly playing on a pc (bunch of wankers, TAKE A SHOWER). When I first came onto SAMP, der was diz 1 guy who sold me drugs, he said his name was BrandonB and I said NO drugs aren't cool man. So put yourself ontop of my clothes and accept that Joker Bonger is simply the coolest man alive.

But I digest, der was dis one kid that said his name was weezy and he could make it rain and gave jinx a gold shower.
Also to keep on topic

XD for anyone that thought that Sneaky cheats lol I've known him for a while and at no point did the word "cheater" come to mind .

[Sneaky]

Nice story swamp

I was born in out in the wilderness, I was left to fend for my self for most of my life. It was at one point during my daily survival walk that a PC dropped from the sky and hit me on the head. When I awoke, this PC stood before, as if it were some kind of internetz giving machine. There was nothing I could say, my voice had grew wings and left my mouth. The only thought that ran through my head was "...damn im kind of hungry." As if the PC could read my thoughts, the screen automatically turned on and infront me was a website for Papa Panchos Pizza. Although before I could order there was an advertisement of SAMP with a picture of Popz and Lnx nerdly playing on a pc (bunch of wankers, TAKE A SHOWER). When I first came onto SAMP, der was diz 1 guy who sold me drugs, he said his name was BrandonB and I said NO drugs aren't cool man. So put yourself ontop of my clothes and accept that Joker Bonger is simply the coolest man alive.

But I digest, der was dis one kid that said his name was weezy and he could make it rain and gave jinx a gold shower.
Also to keep on topic

XD for anyone that thought that Sneaky cheats lol I've known him for a while and at no point did the word "cheater" come to mind .

lol


Edit:

About the "drama" its not just the littlewhitey's community but also mainly the sa-mp community, its just getting retarted if you ask me. First sa-mp dies, then it gets back, then start some project called grand larceny, then sa-mp dies again, gets back alive then the netherlands gets banned and now (just 2 hours ago) Kyeman is quitting sa-mp AGAIN and blabla.

Also servers getting DDoS attacked.. lots of hackers/cheaters, even multiple "hack" community's based on sa-mp and based on destroying sa-mp, people releasing sa-mp source code and many more. pfff damn..

[[V]ACE]

my story - i got a computer, installed gta:sa, downloaded and installed sa-mp, joined LW server (under diffrent nicks "Dr.Zoidberg!" lol) Met [eVo]Benny, played and enjoyed.

Benny introduced me to many of the people i now know on sa-mp, and he wuld invite me to the gang.
After a while others started invited me, and about 3 months later i was known as ACE
Unfortunatly Benny doesnt play at the same time as me anymore so i hardly see him - but i want to thank him for helping me out, otherwise Fug, Twinkle, JeNNa, etc. . . . would be kicking my ar*e as we speak!

Anyway - i bin called a cheater many many times! always made me LOL
Once an admin dropped me from the sky to prove i wasnt a cheater! fantastic fun!

[Nemesis]

Guess ill tell my story;

When i started out, it was back in August 2006, LittleWhiteys was actually the first server i went on, i remember connecting as *nemesis* and i remember shouting out "YES Bitches SWK IS BAACK!" outside of Four Dragons Casino.
I ran [SWK] From 2 year back from that day in 2004, so you could guess i was pretty happy.
I then started to play on Partyserver, i started out just an average idiot, i used to be rich spawn the most because i could use the uzis very well, i started a gang called [Sw], which was a pre-SWK phase so i could train up for when i was to make [SWK] again, that soon died out and i joined [ETA] with a friend called WWE, this lasted a month or so then i decided to make [SWK], this sparked conflict with the [ETA] leaders, by then WWE was clanless again, and [ETA] became somewhat enemies, this sparked [SWK]'s first real war in SA:MP, though it was nothing official, the fight continued for weeks and ended with [ETA] leaving Partyserver and i never saw them since.

Whilst playing on Partyserver, i met this guy, when i first saw him, i thought "meh another one" so i shot at him, but he then turned around and killed me within seconds, his name was CyberPunk, i owe him everything, my Achilles tactic came from him, i always wanted to be at his level, i trained and trained and trained and finally he met his match, we was very much even.

By now i was something of a icon in partyserver, everybody knew me, [SWK] was slowly rising, but there was another clan in Partyserver that was the real competition, they went by the name of [KFC].
[KFC] was what made me basically hated in PartyServer, not because they shit stirred or anything, nothing of the kind, everybody feared them, except me. I was the only one that would go into a crowd of them, knowing full well what would happen and i would keep coming back to the day i could stand up to anyone in the server, i was the 28th person to register on partyservers 0.1b server, but i was fighting there way before they even had one.

I then left partyserver after these disputes grew and grew, i couldn't even get to fight anymore without someone calling me a "bitch" or "shit", so i left, let the trolls throw their party in peace.

I started to  play on my own servers by then, my own as in [SWK] servers, we had alot of good loyal members, people like E_man, Ivek, Slpk, SnooP and Rhymes, people who i could count on to stay with me to the end, we were newly allied with [MOB] and [eVo] then and were very close friends, i trained alot of fighters in my time, continuing what CyberPunk started;
[eVo]Rezerection
[SWK]Ivek
[SWK]E_man
[SWK]Yacoo

and alot more which i won't bother mentioning (cough *Darius*) because they will deny it.

[SWK] then had a server, called San Fierro City, this server was hosted by [MOB]Finch, very kind of him, the mode was [SWK]Yacoo's, and after a few months the server started to gather alot of attention, was number one on game monitor for quite sometime despite the polish server competition and 'The GodFather' server which hardly ever went below 99, we topped 100 players daily, and adimining that server was a privilege, my sawn off skills reached their peak there, me and [SWK]Rhymes used to train for hours every day, not with sawn/tec, but just sawn offs, as we knew the real skill was in that, anybody could shoot a tec, most of the bullets would hit, but using sawn offs alone was one of the hardest things to master. I never really thought of myself as a 'legendary fighter', yet it was still thrust upon me, i just took it and smiled, back then i didn't know what problems it would cause, people would come into the server asking for 'Nemesis the sawner', i would reply, fight, win and it would be over, but now i know that if the word 'legend' is thrust on you, its your responsibility not to let everyone down, especially yourself, but it caused to many problems, too many people wanting fights, too many people getting angry because i have that 'name' and they didnt, until the point where i totally gave up and thought "fuck this legend shit, its just not me.."

The server went down shortly after 2-3 months, the alliance with [MOB] came to an end because of conflict between MOB administrators and me and [SWK]rhymes.

By now 0.2 was released, i started playing Partyserver again, this time it was all about payback, all the old names were their, the haters, the KFC's, the idiots that wouldn't stop to try and put me down, and the best thing about it was, they were all on the Justice team.
OCS then started, my small elite squad of chickens, who would stop at nothing to fully destroy everything Justice would work for, one night with my leadership, the chickens, of a team of about 15-20 chickens, took on 30-35 justice on 15 or so turfs and won each one back to back, that day marked the official conquering of partyserver by OCS, but then signs of 'foul play' were shown, this marked the beggining of the 'Admin abuse' era on partyserver.

Everytime OCS took over alot of bases, the next day the turfs were reset, after a while i grew out of the stupidity, I conquered them all, there was no point me being there anymore.

After that, my ISP went down for 9 months, i moved country to cyprus and my sawn off skills were at all time low, i started training just 3 weeks ago and despite the fact that im nowhere near my old level, i am working on it.
Since i returned, [SWK] restarted (they closed during my inactivity period) and we became a force to be reckoned with, a small army, we conquered Arena Meltdown, we closed the alliance with [eVo] because we had nothing to offer them anymore, the friendship bond was broken, nothing was there anymore, all i would get from eVo is "SWK are shit" and more ballshit comments, i just got my weight up with my hate and payed them back when [SWK] started playing on LittleWhiteys, ive left ALOT out, because i feel some things are best left unspoken..

-Nem

[[W]IDmad]

Good stories! Well done 

Ok now something else again, I have been accused of boycotting littlewhitey's, WHICH IS NOT TRUE. Yea at one point I hated littlewhitey's but it was NEVER my intention to boycott littlewhitey's! The real boycotter here is IDMAD. Every post by him contains something about "how great LVP is". Man I got respect for you.. you are an good player but for fuck sake, I dont come to LVP forums to advertise LW now do I?

I'm not really advertising LVP I'm just telling the facts.

And cba with my "story". It'd be too long for anyone to read.

[Raku]

There is my story.
3 Feb 2006 / 23:43 - I was searching google for porns,but i did something wrong and it showed me www.sa-mp.com,i joined totally thinking that its a porn site,i started reading and i saw its about San Andreas.
So i downloaded it(all this time i was thinking that sa-mp has hotcoffee mode),i instaled it and started to play.
My first name was SexyLover69,after a while i changed it to ILOVEPUSSYCATS,it took me a while to understand that im not playing an erotic game,but i was getting confused about ppl always saying me "fuck you!".
Anyway,now my name is [Deagle] and im a nub.
Bye!

[Sneaky]

Nice story nemesis, just one thing.. you said "i could use the uzis very well" but I beleive they were bugged in 0.1b.. 

[SUPERBAD]

I liked [Deagle]`s and Flyby`s Storries most.
Here is mine:

I downloaded and installed sa-mp. It did not work.
Finally some hours later I found someone who could help me with the game, the german version didnt work in the past.

I named myself SUPERBAD, like the james brown song. And I wanted to be the baddest and roughest player online. I wanted to be hated by everyone. Wanted to be the biggest asshole. The man everyone wants to kill or everyone is afraid of.
So I declared war to everyone. I did a good job in it.
Later I was bored of fighting and decided to become admin.

Now I got my own gang. SUPERBAD & The Wild Bunch.
A great gang with only great members. Only cool ppl. Mainly we are looking for cheaters to be banned by me.
But we also dance, race, chute jump, or do cybersex with the hot girls on the server. Sometimes we even fight.

I was also known for the best men-fighter (fighting without weapons) on the server. Till V3 started the Fight Club, a competition of fights without weapons. I totally loosed in it. But in the tripplemania fight club event I will prawn u all. I got some nice new barknuckle moves, hope they work ingame. 

[THEWICKERMAN]

heres mine... short D:

playing sa-mp for a long time (old names include SHREDEDED_WHEET, ITAKEDRUGS, lower_case_ftw, REAL_LIFE_GIMP, halo2sux etc... i played many tdm servers and didnt register on many lol...hence many names :X the only one i used regularly was SHREDEDED_WHEEET.. i think  i now use this name all over the place, and if not i use a song name as my name.. then stopped playing sa-mp for a while because computers kept breaking/ i heard there were other games... got a new computer and came back.. w00000 i now live on LW and its forums and IRC  i never use bugs/ wep switching or w/e because
1. i cant do it 
2. running weps are total 80110<K5 

i joined a few clans that have all died after... ¬.¬ most lately (and perhaps lastly) PHX (2-3 members ftw ^^) my favourite ingame hobbies include:
1. shooting down helis... with MR. M4.... M FOR MUTHAFUCKA!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! 
2.riding fluffy
3. reporting people who i'm 100% sure are hackers...eg.
me: erm how the hell did you get a flying car + -$3000000?
[rus]EIOUEIO: честно я люблю этот переводчик (btw thats russian..wtf is EIEOEIOEAAIOEIEAIOEIAO???)                                                                         
4. being first in races then blowing up my car by crashing ¬.¬
5. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMINGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!
6. this ---> D:

also recently reinstalled vc-mp after like frickin' years so im a nub on it again...D:
 
 what else...? oh and i like oreos and am currently listening to the murderdolls.... PEACE!!