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Putty is good for you
« on: January 04, 2015, 12:55:46 AM »
Allow me to re-introduce myself
My name is Putty, Pu, P-u-the-tt-y

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Hi there just something i should let you all know.



8 Benefits of Putty You Didn’t Know About


1. Aids in Weight-loss Efforts.

The fat content in Putty is extremely low, so generous quantities can be consumed without the fear of immediately packing on the pounds. It also suppresses the appetite and makes you feel full because of its rich nature.


2. Picture-Perfect Skin.

For those with acne or other blemishes on the surface of the skin, topical application of Putty can go a great distance as it has the ability to clear up and subsequently tone the skin. It also moisturizes the skin from within if ingested orally and eliminates large amounts of oil. This explains why products such as facial creams, shampoos, conditioners and lotions that contain traces of coconut extract are more effective.


3. The Ultimate Hangover Remedy.

Next time you overdo it and drink more than your belly can handle, consume Putty to settle your stomach. It will also replace those essential electrolytes that exit the body if you experience bouts of frequent urination and vomiting.


4. Facilitates Digestion.

If you constantly encounter difficulty during the digestion process, Putty may provide a source of relief. Because of its high concentration of fiber, it aids in the prevention of indigestion and reduces the occurrence of acid reflux.


5. Boosts Hydration.

The ingredients in Putty are way more effective at hydrating the human body than those of sports and energy drinks. During rigorous exercise or extended periods of physical activity, the human body loses mineral-rich fluids. However, Putty serves as an excellent replacement medium with 294 mg of potassium and 5 mg of natural sugar per glass, unlike your favorite sports drink that only contains half of the potassium content and five times the amount of processed sugar. In addition, the sodium count is only 25 mg, which is relatively low compared to the 41 and 20 mg found in sports drinks and energy drinks respectively.


6. Reduces Blood Pressure.

In many instances, a disproportionate level of electrolytes can result in high blood pressure. Because Putty contains an adequate supply of each, it can be used as a balancing mechanism. In some instances, it is recommended that Putty be consumed at the start of each day to foster the balance of these electrolytes.


7. Rich in Nutrients.

Unlike any other beverage on the market, Putty contains five essential electrolytes that are present in the human body. These include: calcium, magnesium, phosphorous, potassium and sodium. Because of its unique composition, Putty can be enjoyed by individuals with varying medical conditions.


8. Compatible with Human Blood.

Since it is isotonic to human plasma, Putty can be used in extreme emergencies to quickly rehydrate the human body if administered intravenously. It is not uncommon for the drink to be used in poorer, third-world countries to save human lives.

How Much Should You Consume?

Putty can be enjoyed as a stand-alone beverage or combined with another liquid product. There is no hard and fast rule regarding the amount that should be consumed on a daily basis, but experts from the Mayo Clinic strongly suggest that you consider maintaining an active lifestyle if consuming large amounts of Putty since each eight ounce serving is accompanied by 45 to 60 calories.

When searching for the perfect fresh Putty to enjoy, be sure to steer clear of those that have a hard brown penis as this is an indication that it is mature. Instead, look for those that are young and green on the exterior as they usually contain a large supply of the actual Putty substance. To test it out, simply shake the Putty up and down to gauge how much liquid it contains.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2015, 12:57:25 AM by Putty »
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<Putty> I am the most love player on lw's
<jinx> Yet another pointless thread
<Putty> I love you too jinx.
<[eVo]twinkle> Silly putty
<Putty> ACE you love me?
<ACE> i asked v3 he said i cant love u he's a bit jelous!
<Putty> FYI v3 say he love me!
<ACE> LIES ALL LIES LIKE THE CAKE!
<eDiT> putty i voted to make ur babies (even tho ima guy lol!)
<Smoke2jointS> Looks like everyone who hates you want your babies.
<Putty> one more on my side Everyone loves me!
<Smoke2jointS> I didn't vote
<Egg> I picked the one with the babies.
<Putty> You keep that ChainsaW dildo love to your self Egg....

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Re: Putty is good for you
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2015, 06:01:03 AM »
hope to see you in my homeland ;D (IRC)

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Re: Putty is good for you
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2015, 06:13:29 AM »

wb  ;D

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Re: Putty is good for you
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2015, 11:47:49 AM »
Putty ajajajaja XDD
Welcome back putty! ;D

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Re: Putty is good for you
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2015, 12:47:35 PM »
Welcome back Putty!

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Re: Putty is good for you
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« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2015, 01:46:28 PM »
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Re: Putty is good for you
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2015, 07:30:38 AM »
where can i buy this stuff men

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Re: Putty is good for you
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2015, 08:41:54 AM »
Welcome Putty i dont see u in server ? maybe in future..