General IRC Nonsense!

[Reny]

<@ILoveTurtles> [36]Chainer: this race is like my penis
<@IHateTurtles> [36] Chainer: long, and hard

[Quickplay]

<@ILoveTurtles> [36]Chainer: this race is like my penis
<@IHateTurtles> [36] Chainer: long, and hard

ahahahah

[Runey]

Lololol 

[KaMRaN]

<@Eastern_Logo> Someone here?
<@KaMRaN> Yes
<@Eastern_Logo> Do you know which is the first organism that found on earth?
<@KaMRaN> I think "DOG".
<@Eastern_Logo> No. It's a "ZEBRA".
<@KaMRaN> How?
<@Eastern_Logo> Only zebra is "BLACK AND WHITE", all others are colorful. So, I think he's da oldest one!!

<Mom> You know, I've cooked fish for you..
<Boy> WTF
<Mom> You know what does "WTF" means?
<Boy> "Where's the fish" :p
<Mom> ^_^


Badass Anonymous

<@Anonymous> Kamran, I have a problem!!
<@KaMRaN> What?
<@Anonymous> When I close my eyes, I can't see anything.
<@KaMRaN>

[Runey]

Hahaha  the one with,eyes' is an old one 

[elof]

Do you guys have any bots that answer when you speak to them ?

the irc channel i use has  7 bots, 5 of them talk back, we have river, rill, eric and beefcake.


 <@elof> river rill eric and beefcake, say hello to the littlewhitey's bad ass killers
 <@beefcake> 'Scuse me?
 <+eric> Turn around so I can clean out your ass!
 <+rill> Bed time river eric rill and beefcake, say hello to the littlewhitey's bad ass killers.
 <@river> Rill beefcake, say hello to the littlewhitey's bad ass killers.
 <@river> Its recycling, good nite river and eric, bed time river rill beefcake, say hello to the littlewhitey's bad ass killers.
 <@beefcake> VEAKLING!
 <@beefcake> Since you have failed to achieve, even in the modest task that was your charge, since you have stolen my money, and since you have unrepentantly betrayed my trust.
 <@beefcake> So he thinks it's the carpet-pissers, huh?

they make me laugh

[KaMRaN]

Milko was trying to kill people with jeep to unlock an achievement. When he succeeded:

[Runey]

Soooo,you talking with bots....heh.   
They're pretty much crazy,NOT funny!   

[[V]Playa]

noty chanserv
EDIT: to avoid douple post!
(+PlaYa) Popz is retard
(+PlaYa) I mean retired
(&dugi) xdd
And
(@ILoveTurtles) [41] blewert: playa is retard
(@ILikeTurtles) [41] blewert: i mean retard

[Bhai]

Do you guys have any bots that answer when you speak to them ?

Some thing like this;

<&[VU_T]Razor> !spin
* &BleachBot spins the bottle...
<&BleachBot> The bottle is slowing down...
<&BleachBot> The bottle stopped...
<&BleachBot> It landed on... Bhai!
<&BleachBot> [VU_T]Razor must Have Sex With Bhai!
<&[VU_T]Razor> ahahaahh
<~Bhai> NONO
<~Bhai> !

<&[VU_T]Razor> !ask Who is me?
<&BleachBot> immature guy
<&[VU_T]Razor> Rofl
<~Bhai> rofl
<~Sk> l;oooooooooooool

<~PlaYa> !ask Bhai must be vcmp admin
<@BB> plz no brain doning here
<~PlaYa> Lol
<~PlaYa> !ask Playa must be managment
<@BB> what a stupid question

[[V]Playa]

(~PlaYa) !ask adtec kidnapped popz?
(@BB) maybe.
(~PlaYa) Popz is Owner of lw
(@BB) You want the truth?! YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
(&PlaYa) !8ball Popz is here
(@BB) Yeah, tomorrow

[BikeDriver]

LMAO that's actually quite funny

[Reny]

Eh, again being annoying?

[Runey]

noty chanserv
EDIT: to avoid douple post!
(+PlaYa) Popz is retard
(+PlaYa) I mean retired
(&dugi) xdd
And
(@ILoveTurtles) [41] blewert: playa is retard
(@ILikeTurtles) [41] blewert: i mean retard

well said blew

[[V]Playa]

10:47 AM <@IHateTurtles> [23] wind115: you're the hacker and im the noob for killing you
10:48 AM <@ILikeTurtles> [23] wind115: kill a hacker in samp because he sucks at being a hacker, he laughs like a child and calls you a noob, you're adorable kid