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Offline Reny

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #405 on: July 10, 2014, 04:00:55 AM »
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<@ILoveTurtles> [36]Chainer: this race is like my penis
<@IHateTurtles> [36] Chainer: long, and hard
" Flames, they licked the walls,
Tenderly they turned to dust all that i adore.. "
  

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #406 on: July 10, 2014, 12:32:23 PM »
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<@ILoveTurtles> [36]Chainer: this race is like my penis
<@IHateTurtles> [36] Chainer: long, and hard
ahahahah

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #407 on: July 10, 2014, 08:23:41 PM »
Lololol  ;D

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #408 on: July 28, 2014, 05:08:41 PM »
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<@Eastern_Logo> Someone here?
<@KaMRaN> Yes
<@Eastern_Logo> Do you know which is the first organism that found on earth?
<@KaMRaN> I think "DOG".
<@Eastern_Logo> No. It's a "ZEBRA".
<@KaMRaN> How?
<@Eastern_Logo> Only zebra is "BLACK AND WHITE", all others are colorful. So, I think he's da oldest one!!

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<Mom> You know, I've cooked fish for you..
<Boy> WTF
<Mom> You know what does "WTF" means?
<Boy> "Where's the fish" :p
<Mom> ^_^


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<@Anonymous> Kamran, I have a problem!!
<@KaMRaN> What?
<@Anonymous> When I close my eyes, I can't see anything.
<@KaMRaN> :'(







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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #409 on: July 28, 2014, 09:54:03 PM »
Hahaha  :D the one with,eyes' is an old one  :P

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #410 on: July 28, 2014, 10:54:28 PM »
Do you guys have any bots that answer when you speak to them ?

the irc channel i use has  7 bots, 5 of them talk back, we have river, rill, eric and beefcake.


 <@elof> river rill eric and beefcake, say hello to the littlewhitey's bad ass killers
 <@beefcake> 'Scuse me?
 <+eric> Turn around so I can clean out your ass!
 <+rill> Bed time river eric rill and beefcake, say hello to the littlewhitey's bad ass killers.
 <@river> Rill beefcake, say hello to the littlewhitey's bad ass killers.
 <@river> Its recycling, good nite river and eric, bed time river rill beefcake, say hello to the littlewhitey's bad ass killers.
 <@beefcake> VEAKLING!
 <@beefcake> Since you have failed to achieve, even in the modest task that was your charge, since you have stolen my money, and since you have unrepentantly betrayed my trust.
 <@beefcake> So he thinks it's the carpet-pissers, huh?

they make me laugh :)

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #411 on: July 30, 2014, 06:24:18 AM »
Milko was trying to kill people with jeep to unlock an achievement. When he succeeded:


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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #412 on: July 30, 2014, 05:14:45 PM »
Soooo,you talking with bots....heh.  ::)  :P
They're pretty much crazy,NOT funny!  :D  ;)

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #413 on: July 30, 2014, 06:01:48 PM »

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( noty chanserv :'( :'( :'(
EDIT: to avoid douple post!
(+PlaYa) Popz is retard
(+PlaYa) I mean retired
(&dugi) xdd

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(@ILoveTurtles) [41] blewert: playa is retard
(@ILikeTurtles) [41] blewert: i mean retard
« Last Edit: July 30, 2014, 11:42:38 PM by PlaYaz »

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #414 on: July 31, 2014, 12:18:46 PM »
Do you guys have any bots that answer when you speak to them ?
Some thing like this;

<&[VU_T]Razor> !spin
* &BleachBot spins the bottle...
<&BleachBot> The bottle is slowing down...
<&BleachBot> The bottle stopped...
<&BleachBot> It landed on... Bhai!
<&BleachBot> [VU_T]Razor must Have Sex With Bhai!
<&[VU_T]Razor> ahahaahh
<~Bhai> NONO
<~Bhai> !

<&[VU_T]Razor> !ask Who is me?
<&BleachBot> immature guy
<&[VU_T]Razor> Rofl
<~Bhai> rofl
<~Sk> l;oooooooooooool

<~PlaYa> !ask Bhai must be vcmp admin
<@BB> plz no brain doning here
<~PlaYa> Lol
<~PlaYa> !ask Playa must be managment
<@BB> what a stupid question
« Last Edit: July 31, 2014, 04:03:06 PM by ★Bhai★™ »

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #415 on: July 31, 2014, 04:08:36 PM »
(~PlaYa) !ask adtec kidnapped popz?
(@BB) maybe.
(~PlaYa) Popz is Owner of lw
(@BB) You want the truth?! YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
(&PlaYa) !8ball Popz is here
(@BB) Yeah, tomorrow
« Last Edit: July 31, 2014, 04:34:09 PM by PlaYaz »

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #416 on: July 31, 2014, 07:22:02 PM »
LMAO that's actually quite funny :D
BikeDriv:))))

Haha blwelrwelrt, I registered here earlier :P

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #417 on: August 01, 2014, 03:09:47 PM »
Eh, again being annoying?
" Flames, they licked the walls,
Tenderly they turned to dust all that i adore.. "
  

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #418 on: August 01, 2014, 06:56:25 PM »

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( noty chanserv :'( :'( :'(
EDIT: to avoid douple post!
(+PlaYa) Popz is retard
(+PlaYa) I mean retired
(&dugi) xdd

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(@ILoveTurtles) [41] blewert: playa is retard
(@ILikeTurtles) [41] blewert: i mean retard
well said blew :D

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #419 on: September 10, 2014, 11:05:41 AM »
10:47 AM <@IHateTurtles> [23] wind115: you're the hacker and im the noob for killing you
10:48 AM <@ILikeTurtles> [23] wind115: kill a hacker in samp because he sucks at being a hacker, he laughs like a child and calls you a noob, you're adorable kid