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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #105 on: December 22, 2008, 11:16:06 PM »
<hipy> 00:09:27 -AuthServ- You must have security override on to use this command.
<hipy> ?
<hipy> how
<LOLCATZ> do /activate security override [phase 2 on]
<hipy> unkonw command
<LOLCATZ> -.-
<LOLCATZ> do /phase 2 activate first then
<LOLCATZ> and do not type firt then
<LOLCATZ> .-.
<hipy> i dont get this
<LOLCATZ> did it work?
<hipy> 00:11:05 Unknown command: PHASE
<hipy> 00:11:17 -AuthServ- phase is an unknown command.
<LOLCATZ> ok try this
<LOLCATZ> type /i fail so hard
<LOLCATZ> :DD::DD:
<hipy> dam im not used to this

2 mins later

<LOLCATZ> wait hipy /activate security override NO CAPS
<hipy> omfg i cant type anymore
<hipy> 00:14:15 Unknown command: AVTIVE
<hipy> 00:14:21 Unknown command: ACTIVTIVE
<hipy> XDD
<LOLCATZ> win x2
<@Neonkiller> failed
<LOLCATZ> :DDDDD
<@eDiT> lmao

(failure removed, i hate you edit.. -.-)

:D
« Last Edit: December 22, 2008, 11:19:02 PM by LOLCATZ! »
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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #106 on: December 22, 2008, 11:17:08 PM »
NUB!
All mIRC commands return in caps ._.

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #107 on: December 22, 2008, 11:20:17 PM »
owned ^^

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #108 on: December 22, 2008, 11:39:32 PM »
owned ^^

but you entered commands i made up  >:(
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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #109 on: December 23, 2008, 07:07:54 AM »
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*+IKillTurtles:+#littlewhitey.samp* *** Large cash increase: Chris_Johnson( 25 )'s cash increased from $30000 to $50000 Small Bank
<%Ez> !cash reset 25
<+ILikeTurtles> [IRC] * Ez has taken your cash.
*+ILikeTurtles:+#littlewhitey.samp* *** Large cash increase: Chris_Johnson( 25 )'s cash increased from $-60000 to $50000 Small Bank
<%Ez> !cash reset 25
<+ILoveTurtles> [IRC] * Ez has taken your cash.
*+IHateTurtles:+#littlewhitey.samp* *** Large cash increase: Chris_Johnson( 25 )'s cash increased from $0 to $75000 Small Bank
<%Ez> !cash reset 25
<+ILoveTurtles> [IRC] * Ez has taken your cash.
*+ILikeTurtles:+#littlewhitey.samp* *** Large cash increase: Chris_Johnson( 25 )'s cash increased from $0 to $75000 Unknown
<%Ez> !cash reset 25
<+IKillTurtles> [IRC] * Ez has taken your cash.
*+ILoveTurtles:+#littlewhitey.samp* *** Large cash increase: Chris_Johnson( 25 )'s cash increased from $0 to $75000 Unknown
<%Ez> !cash reset 25
<+IHateTurtles> [IRC] * Ez has taken your cash.
*+ILickTurtles:+#littlewhitey.samp* *** Large cash increase: Chris_Johnson( 25 )'s cash increased from $0 to $75000 Unknown
*+IKillTurtles:+#littlewhitey.samp* *** Large cash increase: Chris_Johnson( 25 )'s cash increased from $0 to $75000 Small Bank
<%Ez> !cash reset 25
<+ILikeTurtles> [IRC] * Ez has taken your cash.
*+IHateTurtles:+#littlewhitey.samp* *** Large cash increase: Chris_Johnson( 25 )'s cash increased from $0 to $75000 Small Bank
<%Ez> !cash reset 25
<+ILikeTurtles> [IRC] * Ez has taken your cash.
*+IHateTurtles:+#littlewhitey.samp* *** Large cash increase: Chris_Johnson( 25 )'s cash increased from $0 to $75000 Small Bank
<%Ez> !cash reset 25
<+ILoveTurtles> [IRC] * Ez has taken your cash.
*+ILikeTurtles:+#littlewhitey.samp* *** Large cash increase: Chris_Johnson( 25 )'s cash increased from $0 to $75000 Unknown
<%Ez> !cash reset 25
<+ILikeTurtles> [IRC] * Ez has taken your cash.
*+ILickTurtles:+#littlewhitey.samp* *** Large cash increase: Chris_Johnson( 25 )'s cash increased from $0 to $75000 Unknown
<%Ez> !cash reset 25
<+ILoveTurtles> [IRC] * Ez has taken your cash.
<+IKillTurtles> *** Ez(IRC) banned Chris_Johnson for: I HAZ TAKEEN YOUR CASH BISH [IP:**.**.**.**]

Having fun pissing hacker off  :)

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #110 on: December 23, 2008, 10:38:33 AM »
looooooooooooooooool :D

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #111 on: December 23, 2008, 10:40:04 AM »
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02:15:48 (Oogie) nub nub
02:15:53 (eDiT) hahahahaaa
02:15:57 (eDiT) !k neonkiller fail ;)
02:15:57 * Neonkiller was kicked by ChanServ ((eDiT) fail ;))
02:15:57 * Joins: Neonkiller (~Neonkille@adsl-243-54-56.bix.bellsouth.net)
02:15:57 * ChanServ sets mode: +o Neonkiller
02:16:08 (Neonkiller) !k eDiT your face
02:16:08 * eDiT was kicked by ChanServ ((Neonkiller) your face)
02:16:08 * Joins: eDiT (~editowns@cpe-67-240-186-71.rochester.res.rr.com)
02:16:08 * ChanServ sets mode: +o eDiT
02:16:13 (eDiT) !k neonkiller no u
02:16:13 * Neonkiller was kicked by ChanServ ((eDiT) no u)
02:16:14 * Joins: Neonkiller (~Neonkille@adsl-243-54-56.bix.bellsouth.net)
02:16:14 * ChanServ sets mode: +o Neonkiller
02:16:19 (Neonkiller) !k eDiT no you
02:16:19 * eDiT was kicked by ChanServ ((Neonkiller) no you)
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02:16:20 (eDiT) !k neonkiller no u
02:16:20 * Neonkiller was kicked by ChanServ ((eDiT) no u)
02:16:20 * Joins: Neonkiller (~Neonkille@adsl-243-54-56.bix.bellsouth.net)
02:16:20 * ChanServ sets mode: +o Neonkiller
02:16:21 (Neonkiller) !k eDiT no you
02:16:21 * eDiT was kicked by ChanServ ((Neonkiller) no you)
02:16:22 * Joins: eDiT (~editowns@cpe-67-240-186-71.rochester.res.rr.com)
02:16:22 * ChanServ sets mode: +o eDiT
02:16:22 (eDiT) !k neonkiller no u
02:16:22 * Neonkiller was kicked by ChanServ ((eDiT) no u)
02:16:22 * Joins: Neonkiller (~Neonkille@adsl-243-54-56.bix.bellsouth.net)
02:16:23 * ChanServ sets mode: +o Neonkiller
02:16:23 (Neonkiller) !k eDiT no you
02:16:24 * eDiT was kicked by ChanServ ((Neonkiller) no you)
02:16:24 * Neonkiller was kicked by ChanServ ((eDiT) no u)
02:16:24 * Joins: eDiT (~editowns@cpe-67-240-186-71.rochester.res.rr.com)
02:16:24 * ChanServ sets mode: +o eDiT
02:16:24 * Joins: Neonkiller (~Neonkille@adsl-243-54-56.bix.bellsouth.net)
02:16:25 * ChanServ sets mode: +o Neonkiller
02:16:27 (Neonkiller) doh
02:16:28 (eDiT) !k neonkiller no u
02:16:28 * Neonkiller was kicked by ChanServ ((eDiT) no u)
02:16:29 * Joins: Neonkiller (~Neonkille@adsl-243-54-56.bix.bellsouth.net)
02:16:29 (eDiT) lmao
02:16:30 * ChanServ sets mode: +o Neonkiller
02:16:31 (eDiT) lag
02:16:33 (Neonkiller) !k eDiT no you
02:16:34 (eDiT) :D
02:16:34 * eDiT was kicked by ChanServ ((Neonkiller) no you)
02:16:35 * Joins: eDiT (~editowns@cpe-67-240-186-71.rochester.res.rr.com)
02:16:36 * ChanServ sets mode: +o eDiT
02:16:36 (Neonkiller) doh
02:16:38 (Neonkiller) rofl
02:16:43 (eDiT) :D
02:20:09 * Joins: NaD (~n@NaD1.wears-pink.gamesurge)
02:27:42 (lolzebra) how can i not have ppl buy my properties
02:27:53 (lolzebra) the one i bought just got bought out, and i cant buy it now.
02:34:13 (eDiT) bai
02:34:20 * eDiT is now known as eDiT|
02:46:48 (Oogie) meh what's the point in estimated time left on torrents
02:46:52 (Oogie) it was 3 hours 1 hour ago
02:46:53 (Oogie) now 5
02:46:56 (Oogie) >.<
* hipy takes Edit's and neonkillers @
« Last Edit: December 23, 2008, 10:43:21 AM by hipy »

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #112 on: December 23, 2008, 04:08:31 PM »
<+Elmo> =P
<+Elmo> so hanney
<+Elmo> hows your sleep
<@Hanney> great
<@Hanney> ... i dreamed about you
<@Hanney> elmo
<@Hanney> i was in
<+Elmo> -____________________________-
<@Hanney> sesame street with you
<+Elmo> omfg
<@Hanney> and we beat up big bird
<@Hanney> and eat him
<+Elmo> rofl
<@Hanney> in a romantic dinner
<+Elmo> xD ok and then?
<@Hanney> then it changed
<@Hanney> and u were ...
<@Hanney> there
<@Hanney> u had hanged ur self
<@Hanney> Sad
<@Hanney> and i thought maybe you didnt enjoy the chicken
<@Hanney> and i woke up

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<@Polonez> !ban xpre armour hack
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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #113 on: December 25, 2008, 11:19:39 PM »
MORE #TEENS :o

<hott_m_> wanna cyber sex baby?
<CAM2CAM_LULZ_XD> sure :D
<hott_m_> i walk into the room with you, you have your back turned
<hott_m_> i walk over to you and slow touch you and you turn to face me
<CAM2CAM_LULZ_XD> oh im so turned on right now...
<CAM2CAM_LULZ_XD> just wait a min though, im shaving off all my pubes cos there itcy and red and crab/headlice infested
<CAM2CAM_LULZ_XD> and i gotta shower too, theres this horribe yellow stuff in the space between my fat folds
<hott_m_> filthy whore
<CAM2CAM_LULZ_XD> you like it thta way :D!
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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #114 on: December 26, 2008, 02:31:24 AM »
MORE #TEENS :o

<hott_m_> wanna cyber sex baby?
<CAM2CAM_LULZ_XD> sure :D
<hott_m_> i walk into the room with you, you have your back turned
<hott_m_> i walk over to you and slow touch you and you turn to face me
<CAM2CAM_LULZ_XD> oh im so turned on right now...
<CAM2CAM_LULZ_XD> just wait a min though, im shaving off all my pubes cos there itcy and red and crab/headlice infested
<CAM2CAM_LULZ_XD> and i gotta shower too, theres this horribe yellow stuff in the space between my fat folds
<hott_m_> filthy whore
<CAM2CAM_LULZ_XD> you like it thta way :D!
loool rofl

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #115 on: December 26, 2008, 06:29:21 PM »

<hott_m_> filthy whore
<CAM2CAM_LULZ_XD> you like it thta way :D!

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #116 on: December 27, 2008, 10:06:18 PM »
<LOLCATZ> ZOMFG IT ARE NOT INSTALLED :p
<j-king> '-'
<LOLCATZ> after hdd died
<LOLCATZ> :(
<LOLCATZ> gotta find dick
<LOLCATZ> ...
<j-king> D:!?
<LOLCATZ> *dick
<j-king> :O?!?
<Carolicious> :/
<LOLCATZ> *DISK


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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #117 on: January 02, 2009, 12:19:31 AM »
[18:53] <uberfox> *yawn*
[18:53] <uberfox> we used to do one word story on MTAVC
[18:53] <uberfox> it was a lot funnier
[18:54] <KmanN> so try that D:
[18:54] <KmanN> 3 word is hard
[18:54] <uberfox> ok
[18:54] <uberfox> knab
[18:55] <uberfox> u start
[18:55] <KmanN> ok
[18:55] <KmanN> uberfox
[18:56] <uberfox> had
[18:56] <KmanN> A
[18:56] <uberfox> lot
[18:56] <KmanN> of
[18:56] <uberfox> big
[18:56] <KmanN> long
[18:56] <uberfox> rubber
[18:56] <KmanN> dildos
[18:56] <uberfox> which
[18:56] <KmanN> he
[18:56] <uberfox> had
[18:56] <KmanN> for
[18:57] <uberfox> knab
[18:57] <KmanN> who
[18:57] <uberfox> was
[18:57] <KmanN> bent
[18:57] <uberfox> over
[18:57] <KmanN> with
[18:57] <uberfox> sneaky
[18:57] <KmanN> who
[18:57] <uberfox> wasnt
[18:58] <KmanN> wearing
[18:58] <uberfox> any
[18:58] <KmanN> pants
[18:58] <uberfox> but
[18:58] <KmanN> had
[18:58] <uberfox> rockets
[18:58] <KmanN> in
[18:58] <uberfox> his
[18:58] <KmanN> butt
[18:58] <uberfox> to
[18:58] <KmanN> fire
[18:59] <uberfox> at
[18:59] <KmanN> dugi
[18:59] <uberfox> while
[18:59] <KmanN> popz
[18:59] <uberfox> ate
[18:59] <KmanN> edits
[18:59] <uberfox> sheep
[18:59] <KmanN> and
[18:59] <uberfox> detonate
[19:00] <uberfox> d*
[19:00] <KmanN> some
[19:00] <uberfox> C4
[19:00] <KmanN> that
[19:00] <uberfox> was
[19:00] <KmanN> straped
[19:00] <uberfox> to
[19:00] <KmanN> oogie's
[19:01] <uberfox> bike
[19:01] <KmanN> which
[19:01] <uberfox> was
[19:01] <KmanN> pink
[19:01] * PuuBerZ sets mode: +m
[19:01] * PuuBerZ sets mode: -m
[19:01] <uberfox> with
[19:01] <@PuuBerZ> flowers
[19:01] <uberfox> on
[19:01] <@PuuBerZ> the
[19:01] <KmanN> handle
[19:01] <@PuuBerZ> bars
[19:02] <uberfox> which
[19:02] <@PuuBerZ> killed
[19:02] <uberfox> kenny
[19:02] <KmanN> pubez
[19:02] <@PuuBerZ> then
[19:02] <KmanN> cryed
[19:02] <uberfox> over
[19:02] <KmanN> kennys
[19:03] <uberfox> toilet
[19:03] <KmanN> that
[19:03] <uberfox> was
[19:03] <KmanN> golden
[19:03] <uberfox> and
[19:03] <@PuuBerZ> shiney
[19:03] <uberfox> with
[19:03] <KmanN> with
[19:03] <@PuuBerZ> sparkling
[19:03] <uberfox> flowers
[19:04] <KmanN> then
[19:04] <uberfox> puked
[19:04] <KmanN> on
[19:04] <uberfox> edit
[19:04] <KmanN> who
[19:04] <uberfox> was
[19:04] <KmanN> eating
[19:04] <uberfox> lollipops
[19:05] <KmanN> and
[19:05] <uberfox> sitting
[19:05] <KmanN> on
[19:05] <uberfox> a
[19:05] <KmanN> HUGE
[19:05] <uberfox> polka-dotted
[19:05] <KmanN> cat
[19:05] <uberfox> named
[19:05] <KmanN> fluffy
[19:06] <uberfox> the
[19:06] <KmanN> cat
[19:06] <uberfox> who
[19:06] <KmanN> smelled
[19:06] <uberfox> cakes
[19:06] <KmanN> up
[19:06] <uberfox> dannymc18's
[19:06] <KmanN> ass
[19:07] <uberfox> which
[19:07] <KmanN> was
[19:07] <uberfox> eating
[19:07] <KmanN> some
[19:07] <uberfox> babies
[19:07] <KmanN> with
[19:07] <uberfox> oogie
[19:08] <KmanN> then
[19:08] <uberfox> exploded
[19:08] <KmanN> on
[19:08] <uberfox> kenny01's
[19:08] <KmanN> face
[19:08] <uberfox> while
[19:08] <KmanN> eDiT
[19:08] <uberfox> fell
[19:09] <KmanN> over
[19:09] <@PuuBerZ> IT'S TEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HOTTTTTTTTTTTT
[19:09] <uberfox> puuberz
[19:09] <uberfox> 's
[19:09] <KmanN> hawt
[19:09] <uberfox> sweaty
[19:09] <KmanN> mom
[19:09] <@PuuBerZ> hawt sauce on feet
[19:09] <uberfox> during
[19:09] <KmanN> a
[19:10] <uberfox> its one word story pube
[19:10] <uberfox> large
[19:10] <@PuuBerZ> bagofyourmomspubes
[19:10] <KmanN> storm
[19:10] <uberfox> raining
[19:10] <KmanN> animals
[19:10] <@PuuBerZ> and
[19:10] <uberfox> feces
[19:11] <@PuuBerZ> and
[19:11] <KmanN> pubes
[19:11] <uberfox> while
[19:11] <@PuuBerZ> he
[19:11] <uberfox> shot
[19:11] <KmanN> a
[19:11] <@PuuBerZ> himself
[19:11] <uberfox> deer
[19:11] <@PuuBerZ> and
[19:11] <uberfox> died
[19:11] <KmanN> from
[19:11] <@PuuBerZ> and
[19:11] <@PuuBerZ> then
[19:11] <uberfox> AIDS
[19:11] <@PuuBerZ> slowly
[19:11] <KmanN> and
[19:11] <uberfox> ate
[19:12] <KmanN> cocks
[19:12] <uberfox> in
[19:12] <KmanN> a
[19:12] <uberfox> bucket
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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #118 on: January 02, 2009, 12:21:47 AM »
^^ lmfao

a lot funnier when you look back on it ^^
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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #119 on: January 02, 2009, 12:26:46 AM »
rofl it is funny reading it xD
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