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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #195 on: March 04, 2009, 08:11:48 AM »
-_- why don't you folks go write a book instead, I know interwebs be serial business but this...

don't ya think thats one disturbing book? ::)


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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #196 on: March 04, 2009, 08:23:56 AM »
ahh peter post the whole irc chat :D

Did not!
hax!
hai peter :)

O_o
-_- why don't you folks go write a book instead, I know interwebs be serial business but this...

don't ya think thats one disturbing book? ::)

It would have been, until Rizla started his Dell-computer-crap, partypooping like Mr. Buzz Killington

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #197 on: March 04, 2009, 06:54:31 PM »
rofl rizla on kills your buzz when he is buzz or high which is 99.999999 % of the time D:
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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #198 on: March 04, 2009, 11:00:42 PM »
-_- why don't you folks go write a book instead, I know interwebs be serial business but this...

ewww

ACE's cyber sex + book ...

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #199 on: March 04, 2009, 11:14:39 PM »
GO OUT AND BUY "ACE's and V3 guide to havin' relations" :D in all perverted stores now!


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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #200 on: March 05, 2009, 12:40:31 PM »
GO OUT AND BUY "ACE's and V3 guide to havin' relations" :D in all perverted stores now!


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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #201 on: March 05, 2009, 02:02:07 PM »
rofl rizla on kills your buzz when he is buzz or high which is 99.999999 % of the time D:

lolwut?


er yeah .... sorry i interupted .... your .... orgy?

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #202 on: March 05, 2009, 02:16:16 PM »
rofl rizla on kills your buzz when he is buzz or high which is 99.999999 % of the time D:

lolwut?


er yeah .... sorry i interupted .... your .... orgy?

kinda yes

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #203 on: March 05, 2009, 03:08:14 PM »
rofl rizla on kills your buzz when he is buzz or high which is 99.999999 % of the time D:

lolwut?


er yeah .... sorry i interupted .... your .... orgy?
not mine it was peters and ace i was just holding the cam :D
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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #204 on: March 05, 2009, 07:02:20 PM »
also Dugi was with peter and he was watchin :D

er yeah .... sorry i interupted .... your .... orgy?

apology accepted :D


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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #205 on: March 08, 2009, 06:31:25 PM »
<[_Crazy_]> omg, i only ask can u unban me, and u say me about terminators


cracked me up  :D

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #206 on: March 08, 2009, 06:35:43 PM »
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<[_Crazy_]> i already make topic on forum
<Slice> so don't come hating on me!
<[_Crazy_]> but no answer
<PuBerZ> lol
<PuBerZ> considering ur using a bug
<PuBerZ> to do it
<PuBerZ> have some common sense
<[_Crazy_]> can i ask there for unban?
<[_Crazy_]> i already make topic on forum
<[_Crazy_]> but no answer
<Slice> I have anything but common sense
<PuBerZ> i noticed
<PuBerZ> which 1 is ur appeal
<krishnana> Athrokk?
<[_Crazy_]> PuBerZ u ask me?
<dannymc18> Crazy, believe it or not
<PuBerZ> [_Crazy_]? post the link to your appeal
<[_Crazy_]> one second
<Slice> no it's lars turan
<PuBerZ> http://forum.littlewhiteys.co.uk/index.php/topic,7584.0.html
<PuBerZ> ?
<PuBerZ> dannymc18 will deal with anything you need
<PuBerZ> he is ban master
<dannymc18> dannymc18 will kick you in the teeth and call you his bitch
<PuBerZ> the dudes with & and ~ next to there names are just bots
<dannymc18> Make me management and ill deal with his ancient ban!
<dannymc18> until then, treadmill!
<[_Crazy_]> so i can be unbanned?
<[_Crazy_]> dannymc18 ?
<PuBerZ> are you the terminator [_Crazy_]?
<PuBerZ> i have to ask
<[_Crazy_]> no i don't terminator
<[_Crazy_]> :D
<PuBerZ> have you come to rain justice on us all, especially dannymc18
<dannymc18> HE IS THE SKYNET
<dannymc18> HE MUST BE STOPPED
<[_Crazy_]> i don't know english well
<PuBerZ> SKYNET WILL KILL US ALL
<dannymc18> http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A1%D0%BA%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%BD%D0%B5%D1%82
<PuBerZ> GET IN DA CHOPPA
<krishnana> wut
<dannymc18> [_Crazy_] = http://skynet.ua/
<dannymc18> WE'RE DOOMED
<[_Crazy_]> lol
<[JOKER]Scott> what language do you speak Crazy?
* MAN_KILLER32 (cj_sanandr@A51C2C91.E0A47DA3.BE5C1131.IP) has joined #littlewhitey.lvdm
<[_Crazy_]> Ukraine/Russia/English
<[JOKER]Scott> oh cant help you there
* Obito has quit (Quit: )
<[_Crazy_]> dannymc18 from where u know this adress?
<[_Crazy_]> url
<dannymc18> I am the terminator
<dannymc18> come to stop you
<[_Crazy_]> OMG
<[_Crazy_]> ok
<[_Crazy_]> UPYACHGKA WILL KILL YOU UGH!11!11!
<PuBerZ> are you the real john conner?
* MAN_KILLER32 (cj_sanandr@A51C2C91.E0A47DA3.BE5C1131.IP) has left #littlewhitey.lvdm
<[_Crazy_]> ÓÏß×ÊÀ1!1ÏÎÏß×ÅÌÑß ÒÓÏÛÅ ÀÌÅÐÈÊÎÑÛ!????!!1!ËßËßË11ÉÀÈÄÎÒ ÓÁÅÉÒÅÌÅÍßÊÍÎÍÈÁÓËÜ!!!
<[_Crazy_]> :OO
<[_Crazy_]> OLOLOLO11!!11
<[_Crazy_]> UPYACHKA
<dannymc18> that would be an ecumenical matter
<PuBerZ> COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
<dannymc18> john connor isnt russian!
<dannymc18> he's skynet impersonating him!
<dannymc18> DONT FALL FOR THE TRAP
<[_Crazy_]> omg, i only ask can u unban me, and u say me about terminators
<PuBerZ> LOL
<[_Crazy_]> I don't from SkyNet
<[JOKER]Scott> Im the girl Terminator from Terminator 3... the worst terminator of all
<[_Crazy_]> i from OstrovNet
<[_Crazy_]> bastards
<[_Crazy_]> -_-
<PuBerZ> were only joking around man, chill
<dannymc18> t-1000
<PuBerZ> JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN
<[_Crazy_]> Yea, there is the network SkyNet in our city
<[JOKER]Scott> :S
<[_Crazy_]> but i in the OstrovNer
<[_Crazy_]> OstrovNet
<PuBerZ> you must go and destroy skynet
<PuBerZ> then unban
<[JOKER]Scott> yes
<PuBerZ> save the future
<[JOKER]Scott> you must press the "N" key
<[_Crazy_]> omg
<[JOKER]Scott> instead of the "Y" key
* Rizla has quit (Ping timeout)
<dannymc18> if we unban you will you stop the nuclear destruction?
<[_Crazy_]> u so stupid americans
<PuBerZ> :(
<[_Crazy_]> or etc
<PuBerZ> im british
<[JOKER]Scott> I'm not american
<[_Crazy_]> nvm
<dannymc18> is duine éireannach mé
<[JOKER]Scott> Im half spanish
<PuBerZ> [_Crazy_] wait 1` minite, i find out
<PuBerZ> minute*
<[_Crazy_]> >_<
<dannymc18> (>o':'o>)
<PuBerZ> :ß
<John_Connor> ._,
<PuBerZ> HOLY SHIT
<PuBerZ> COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
<John_Connor> ok
* John_Connor is now known as Popz
<Popz> bored already
<PuBerZ> go play with ya self
<[_Crazy_]> so can someone unban me, ONLY UNBAN?
<dannymc18> dont encourage him
<dannymc18> ffs
<dannymc18> you have to wait for Terminator Dugi
<PuBerZ> just wait crazy, the admin that banned you is not around
<kenny01> KJHFKSJHSKLF HSFSKFS LSK FHS FLKSHS
<[_Crazy_]> for fucking sake
<dannymc18> he'll post in your thread as soon as he sees it
<kenny01> JFS  HCIUSHL FSH OVHSOFSHP(* S SUH&*S%D SD -0
<kenny01>  ISHF*( KL HFSULH*_R#@"SFS_F(*# %
<PuBerZ> DEY TUK OUR KJJHJHHKHHJJH's
<[_Crazy_]> i hate terminators for now
* dannymc18 sets ban on *!*@littlewhiteys.co.uk
<[_Crazy_]> :'(
<dannymc18> eeep
<PuBerZ> kenny, mix?
<dannymc18> that bans everyone
<dannymc18> damn kenny
* dannymc18 removes ban on *!*@littlewhiteys.co.uk
<kenny01> [ Winamp: Solar Fields - The Shard (John Kenneth Remix) :: 00:01/05:01 @ 256kbps ]
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<PuBerZ> aww
<kenny01> haven't touched it today
<PuBerZ> u made him leave danny
* dannymc18 NP: House
<PuBerZ> u didnt save his soul
<krishnana> I liked that guy
<krishnana> (no homo)
<Popz> homo
<krishnana> ok
<Popz> :)
<carolyn> :<
<dannymc18> and... end
<PuBerZ> he was the 1 and only john conner
<PuBerZ> were all going to die
<PuBerZ> you fools
<PuBerZ> and its dugis fault
<krishnana> <[_Crazy_]> omg, i only ask can u unban me, and u say me about terminators
<krishnana> for some reason I keep laughin with that line

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #207 on: March 08, 2009, 06:36:11 PM »
[18:15:47] <[_Crazy_]> can i ask there for unban?
[18:15:50] <[_Crazy_]> i already make topic on forum
[18:15:55] <[_Crazy_]> but no answer
[18:16:28] <@PuBerZ> which 1 is ur appeal
[18:17:14] <krishnana> Athrokk?
[18:17:20] <[_Crazy_]> PuBerZ u ask me?
[18:17:22] <@dannymc18> Crazy, believe it or not
[18:17:25] <@PuBerZ> [_Crazy_]? post the link to your appeal
[18:17:40] <[_Crazy_]> one second
[18:17:52] <+Slice> no it's lars turan
[18:17:53] <@PuBerZ> http://forum.littlewhiteys.co.uk/index.php/topic,7584.0.html
[18:17:54] <@PuBerZ> ?
[18:18:09] <[_Crazy_]> yea
[18:18:36] <@PuBerZ> dannymc18 will deal with anything you need
[18:18:46] <@PuBerZ> he is ban master
[18:18:52] <@dannymc18> dannymc18 will kick you in the teeth and call you his bitch
[18:19:09] <@PuBerZ> the dudes with & and ~ next to there names are just bots
[18:19:47] <@dannymc18> Make me management and ill deal with his ancient ban!
[18:19:52] <@dannymc18> until then, treadmill!
[18:20:30] <[_Crazy_]> so i can be unbanned?
[18:21:26] <[_Crazy_]> dannymc18 ?
[18:22:38] <@PuBerZ> are you the terminator [_Crazy_]?
[18:22:40] <@PuBerZ> i have to ask
[18:22:51] <[_Crazy_]> no i don't terminator
[18:22:52] <[_Crazy_]> :D
[18:22:57] <@PuBerZ> have you come to rain justice on us all, especially dannymc18
[18:23:18] <@dannymc18> HE IS THE SKYNET
[18:23:21] <@dannymc18> HE MUST BE STOPPED
[18:23:31] <[_Crazy_]> i don't know english well
[18:24:02] <@PuBerZ> SKYNET WILL KILL US ALL
[18:24:06] <@dannymc18> http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A1%D0%BA%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%BD%D0%B5%D1%82
[18:24:11] <@PuBerZ> GET IN DA CHOPPA
[18:24:14] <krishnana> wut
[18:24:41] <@dannymc18> [_Crazy_] = http://skynet.ua/
[18:24:43] <@dannymc18> WE'RE DOOMED
[18:24:48] <[_Crazy_]> lol
[18:25:04] <[JOKER]Scott> what language do you speak Crazy?
[18:25:19] <[_Crazy_]> Ukraine/Russia/English
[18:25:30] <[JOKER]Scott> oh cant help you there
[18:25:32] <[_Crazy_]> dannymc18 from where u know this adress?
[18:25:40] <[_Crazy_]> url
[18:25:47] <@dannymc18> I am the terminator
[18:25:49] <@dannymc18> come to stop you
[18:25:53] <[_Crazy_]> OMG
[18:25:56] <[_Crazy_]> ok
[18:26:03] <[_Crazy_]> UPYACHGKA WILL KILL YOU UGH!11!11!
[18:26:10] <@PuBerZ> are you the real john conner?
[18:26:32] <[_Crazy_]> ÓÏß×ÊÀ1!1ÏÎÏß×ÅÌÑß ÒÓÏÛÅ ÀÌÅÐÈÊÎÑÛ!????!!1!ËßËßË11ÉÀÈÄÎÒ ÓÁÅÉÒÅÌÅÍßÊÍÎÍÈÁÓËÜ!!!
[18:26:34] <[_Crazy_]> :OO
[18:26:41] <[_Crazy_]> OLOLOLO11!!11
[18:26:43] <[_Crazy_]> UPYACHKA
[18:26:49] <@dannymc18> that would be an ecumenical matter
[18:27:00] <@PuBerZ> COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
[18:27:02] <@dannymc18> john connor isnt russian!
[18:27:08] <@dannymc18> he's skynet impersonating him!
[18:27:12] <@dannymc18> DONT FALL FOR THE TRAP
[18:27:14] <[_Crazy_]> omg, i only ask can u unban me, and u say me about terminators
[18:27:17] <@PuBerZ> LOL
[18:27:29] <[_Crazy_]> I don't from SkyNet
[18:27:31] <[JOKER]Scott> Im the girl Terminator from Terminator 3... the worst terminator of all
[18:27:32] <[_Crazy_]> i from OstrovNet
[18:27:34] <[_Crazy_]> bastards
[18:27:36] <[_Crazy_]> -_-
[18:27:45] <@PuBerZ> were only joking around man, chill
[18:27:47] <@dannymc18> t-1000
[18:28:02] <@PuBerZ> JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN
[18:28:07] <[_Crazy_]> Yea, there is the network SkyNet in our city
[18:28:13] <[JOKER]Scott> :S
[18:28:14] <[_Crazy_]> but i in the OstrovNer
[18:28:18] <[_Crazy_]> OstrovNet
[18:28:25] <@PuBerZ> you must go and destroy skynet
[18:28:27] <@PuBerZ> then unban
[18:28:29] <[JOKER]Scott> yes
[18:28:32] <@PuBerZ> save the future
[18:28:45] <[JOKER]Scott> you must press the "N" key
[18:28:52] <[_Crazy_]> omg
[18:28:54] <[JOKER]Scott> instead of the "Y" key
[18:29:01] <@dannymc18> if we unban you will you stop the nuclear destruction?
[18:29:08] <[_Crazy_]> u so stupid americans
[18:29:13] <@PuBerZ> :(
[18:29:13] <[_Crazy_]> or etc
[18:29:15] <@PuBerZ> im british
[18:29:15] <[JOKER]Scott> I'm not american
[18:29:21] <[_Crazy_]> nvm
[18:29:22] <@dannymc18> is duine éireannach mé
[18:29:24] <[JOKER]Scott> Im half spanish
[18:29:35] <@PuBerZ> [_Crazy_] wait 1` minite, i find out
[18:29:40] <@PuBerZ> minute*
[18:29:48] <[_Crazy_]> >_<
[18:30:01] <@dannymc18> (>o':'o>)
[18:30:15] <@PuBerZ> :ß
[18:30:28] * Popz is now known as John_Connor
[18:30:32] <&John_Connor> ._,
[18:30:36] <@PuBerZ> HOLY SHIT
[18:30:42] <@PuBerZ> COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
[18:30:48] <&John_Connor> ok
[18:30:53] * John_Connor is now known as Popz
[18:30:57] <&Popz> bored already
[18:31:20] <@PuBerZ> go play with ya self
[18:31:35] <[_Crazy_]> so can someone unban me, ONLY UNBAN?
[18:31:36] <@dannymc18> dont encourage him
[18:31:37] <@dannymc18> ffs
[18:31:49] <@dannymc18> you have to wait for Terminator Dugi
[18:31:53] <@PuBerZ> just wait crazy, the admin that banned you is not around
[18:32:01] <&kenny01> KJHFKSJHSKLF HSFSKFS LSK FHS FLKSHS
[18:32:04] <[_Crazy_]> for fucking sake
[18:32:05] <@dannymc18> he'll post in your thread as soon as he sees it
[18:32:07] <&kenny01> JFS  HCIUSHL FSH OVHSOFSHP(* S SUH&*S%D SD -0
[18:32:11] <&kenny01>  ISHF*( KL HFSULH*_R#@"SFS_F(*# %
[18:32:13] <@PuBerZ> DEY TUK OUR KJJHJHHKHHJJH's
[18:32:24] <[_Crazy_]> i hate terminators for now
[18:32:27] * dannymc18 sets mode: +b *!*@littlewhiteys.co.uk
[18:32:27] <[_Crazy_]> :'(
[18:32:30] <@dannymc18> eeep
[18:32:33] <@PuBerZ> kenny, mix?
[18:32:34] <@dannymc18> that bans everyone
[18:32:36] <@dannymc18> damn kenny
* Retrieving #littlewhitey.lvdm modes...
[18:32:38] * dannymc18 sets mode: -b *!*@littlewhiteys.co.uk
[18:32:44] <&kenny01> [ Winamp: Solar Fields - The Shard (John Kenneth Remix) :: 00:01/05:01 @ 256kbps ]
[18:32:48] * [_Crazy_] (crazysereg@FCA889A0.A454C527.416D1048.IP) Quit (Quit: )
[18:32:52] <@PuBerZ> aww
[18:32:53] <&kenny01> haven't touched it today
[18:32:56] <@PuBerZ> u made him leave danny
[18:32:58] * @dannymc18 NP: House
[18:33:03] <@PuBerZ> u didnt save his soul
[18:33:07] <krishnana> I liked that guy
[18:33:21] <krishnana> (no homo)
[18:33:27] <&Popz> homo
[18:33:35] <krishnana> ok
[18:33:38] <&Popz> :)
[18:34:11] <@carolyn> :<
[18:34:35] <@dannymc18> and... end

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #208 on: March 08, 2009, 06:42:54 PM »
I got there first  :-X

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Re: General IRC Nonsense!
« Reply #209 on: March 08, 2009, 08:06:06 PM »
Quote from: Query with Drugz
(21:01:47) <Drugz> slice slice
(21:02:02) <Slice> drugz drugz
(21:02:25) <Drugz> listen this
(21:02:30) <Slice> okay
(21:02:32) <Slice> this gonna be funny
(21:02:34) <Slice> :D
(21:02:37) <Drugz> i will shit on you
(21:02:50) <Drugz> fuck your house
(21:02:59) <Drugz> fuck your wife
(21:03:05) <Drugz> fuck your kids
(21:03:12) <Drugz> fuck your family
(21:03:21) <Drugz> fuck your jewelry
(21:03:37) <Drugz> fuck your life
(21:03:45) <Drugz> fuck your car
(21:03:57) <Drugz> fuck your spouse
(21:04:04) <Drugz> fuck your rings
(21:04:15) <Drugz> fuck your things
(21:04:39) <Drugz> i will spit on you
(21:04:49) <Drugz> the end