Come to german McDonalds, you have never in your life eaten burgers so likely to give you a heart attack exact 30 years, 57 days and 4 minutes after you ate them.
Also, german McD burgers are near to 30% smaller than american ones, so you can even eat less when paying the same and feel less fat afterwards. And, the unhealthy shit inside is all made of german quality products, featuring the best of our pesticides, nuclear waste dumps and coal plants emissions. All just for you. <3
edit: german burgers don't give cancer. They have been tested. really.
