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Title: Won't be playing - LIES
Post by: blewert on April 01, 2010, 05:49:40 PM

Sorry guys, but just like Faraday (quite a coincedence) I too won't be playing SA-MP for a while. What seemed as a normal morning today, turned out to be very extraordinary. Whilst I was innocently toasting some bread this morning, I accidentally burnt some toast whilst I was cooking. The spring keeping the toast down then flicked up and bits of burnt toast got in my eyeballs, causing a very hot burning/irrative sensation in my retina. I riled in pain and tried to wash the bits of burnt toast from my eyeballs, but it was too late. The burnt toast was already lodged in my retina and was flaking apart, now there was evergrowing burnt toast crumbs in my eye. This may seem funny, but it's true.. and I'd take offence if you thought it was funny.

I went to the hospital and they said they are going to try put me on some anti-inflammatories and if they have to, perform surgery. But they said frankly (and much to my appreciation) that they didn't think my eyes were going to make it through. I'm blind and there's little chance of me regaining sight again, so I thought it'd be pointless playing SA-MP now that I'm probably never going to see again. Too all the smarty-pants out there who think it'd not possible for me to type this out whilst blind, a family member is typing this message out.

Thanks to all the people who made littlewhitey's possible, namely the SuperMunkeyZ, management and all the admins. Some of the players too, but that list is too long. You all know who you are. Well I guess this is the final farewell, goodbye, and I won't see you again. (quite literally)

\o

APRIL FOOLSSSSSSSSS

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: iShine on April 01, 2010, 05:50:25 PM

oh noes
take care

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: FailPills on April 01, 2010, 05:59:32 PM

OH SO YOU JUST GONNA LEAVE??? AFTER EVERYTHING WE BEEN THROUGH???!?

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: Alvar on April 01, 2010, 06:00:47 PM

Fuuuck man, most sincere compassion!

PS! If this is a hoax, then fu.

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: Sadik on April 01, 2010, 06:00:53 PM

wow 3 admins left same day what a sad day :(
Goodluck with your eye man

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: mayhem on April 01, 2010, 06:01:54 PM

Good luck my master!

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: Carolicious on April 01, 2010, 06:22:20 PM

with eyes or without, you'll still be my sexybum trewelb  :-*
good luck men.

p.s.: if you choose to come to germany, i'll surely do my best to fix the problem (you know i love burned toast crumbs and licking.)

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: MidNight on April 01, 2010, 06:42:26 PM

oh meen i cant belive it  :'(

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: Voodoo on April 01, 2010, 06:46:16 PM

midnight, asslicker .. however, blewert i hope u get well soon man .. there was some nice days pwning with u  :D

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: MidNight on April 01, 2010, 06:48:10 PM

Quote

midnight, asslicker

EJ FU STUPID BICH!!
I DONT GIVE A TOOTHLESS WHORE THAT U DONT LIKE
ME AND WANNA TAKE ME DOWN EVERY TIME U SEE ME!!!
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: Daniel. on April 01, 2010, 06:48:59 PM

Hope you get fine blewert,i also had some trouble with my eye's a while ago,gl :)

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: Swanson on April 01, 2010, 06:52:20 PM

Omg I hope this is a bad 1 april joke...

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: [eVo]Rizla on April 01, 2010, 07:39:20 PM

more ppl have died from toast related injuries than from weed 8)

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: enkei on April 01, 2010, 07:52:41 PM

(https://littlewhiteys.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdicemonkey.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F05%2Fdaredevil.jpg&hash=94a2d48d205a369e4890b4463326e33a63354264)

Why were you cooking toast? Wouldnt you be toasting toast? Better question.. Why was your face directly above the toaster? Also, unless your toaster was custom-machined from the infrastucture of a grenade launcher, i dont see why toast would have launched at you. But truely a cacophonous event none the less.

I guess now you'll have to order Dragon Voice recognition software to chat with us..

http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/112724097/dragon+voice+recognition+software?tab=summary (http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/112724097/dragon+voice+recognition+software?tab=summary)

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: [NAB]DarkZomb on April 01, 2010, 07:56:13 PM

LOL BLESWERS, you got owned by a toast machine xD

jkin, get well man :D

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: [V]jOjO. on April 01, 2010, 08:04:05 PM

/me looks at the calendar. x)))))))))))))))))
/me winz x))))))))))))))))

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: tony_ab on April 01, 2010, 08:06:12 PM

actually all the things what happened TODAY are fake. INCLUDING death of Munkeys, and all those admins/players leaving.
omg look, APRIL FOOLS

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: MidNight on April 01, 2010, 08:09:19 PM

Quote from: tony_ab on April 01, 2010, 08:06:12 PM

actually all the things what happened TODAY are fake. INCLUDING death of Munkeys, and all those admins/players leaving.
omg look, APRIL FOOLS

hmm that woud be great and i coud say a nice lil HEY FUCK YOU!! xD

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: [V]jOjO. on April 01, 2010, 08:11:48 PM

Quote from: tony_ab on April 01, 2010, 08:06:12 PM

actually all the things what happened TODAY are fake. INCLUDING death of Munkeys, and all those admins/players leaving.
omg look, APRIL FOOLS

/me has won before you x) xP

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: Dominator on April 01, 2010, 08:27:05 PM

Quote from: tony_ab on April 01, 2010, 08:06:12 PM

actually all the things what happened TODAY are fake. INCLUDING death of Munkeys, and all those admins/players leaving.
omg look, APRIL FOOLS

The dead of the [M] squad is real


Thanks for ruining the party btw

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: Sadik on April 01, 2010, 08:29:38 PM

So rizlas is fake too?

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: Friskyyyy on April 01, 2010, 08:31:06 PM

April's 1 =D don't joke heli masta ;]

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: Sadik on April 01, 2010, 08:33:41 PM

wow this aint a nice joke i thought this was real

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: Daniel. on April 01, 2010, 08:36:51 PM

so this is all bullshit? ffs.

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: MidNight on April 01, 2010, 08:39:14 PM

(https://littlewhiteys.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.fanpop.com%2Fimages%2Fimage_uploads%2Fold-man-simpson--the-simpsons-553865_467_509.jpg&hash=28ae8053fc1019628283cf07d624a24fe7341958)

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: MidNight on April 01, 2010, 08:40:00 PM

(https://littlewhiteys.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.unclebarky.com%2Flist_files%2Fpage9_blog_entry25_8.jpg&hash=cb49821f76b91fa369e714dec016a378fc974c39)

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: wWallie on April 01, 2010, 08:54:02 PM

Hello MidNight, I was wondering what your current age is, can you inform me?
Thanks in advance.



Kind regards,
wWll

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: blewert on April 01, 2010, 08:57:51 PM

Quote from: enkei on April 01, 2010, 07:52:41 PM

(https://littlewhiteys.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdicemonkey.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F05%2Fdaredevil.jpg&hash=94a2d48d205a369e4890b4463326e33a63354264)

Why were you cooking toast? Wouldnt you be toasting toast? Better question.. Why was your face directly above the toaster? Also, unless your toaster was custom-machined from the infrastucture of a grenade launcher, i dont see why toast would have launched at you. But truely a cacophonous event none the less.

I guess now you'll have to order Dragon Voice recognition software to chat with us..

http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/112724097/dragon+voice+recognition+software?tab=summary (http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/112724097/dragon+voice+recognition+software?tab=summary)

a) Cooking imo implies heating something enough to burn it, but not burn it too much. Toasting toast just sounds strange anyways :p!

b) I was looking into it directly because I wanted to see if you could see a magical realm of imagination in there. That's what the voices inside my head are telling me at least.

c) On a serious note, I have actually had burnt toast flick in my eye before, it hurts like fuck. I don't know what's up with my toaster, but the power of the spring makes the toast stop violently, which in turn makes the fragile parts of the toast (the burnt bits) fly off. Maybe everyday toasters are less violent, but it seems like mine wants to flick pieces of burnt toast into the eyes of passers-by. It's a rebel to society, fucking up the world one piece of toast at a time.

d) cacophonous. WAT!

e) Voice regonition sucks, and I wouldn't want you to hear my welsh accent. You'd laugh at me! :'( D'OH

Quote from: masterbeef on April 01, 2010, 06:52:20 PM

Omg I hope this is a bad 1 april joke...

Good news my dearest duswat! ... It is!

If I really had gone blind I wouldn't have even bothered posting it on this forum because you are all douchebags. (april foooooooools!)


also, happy April Fools day! :D

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: Voodoo on April 01, 2010, 09:00:24 PM

(https://littlewhiteys.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthxforthe.info%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F12%2Ffuck-yeah.jpg&hash=ac628b176068cbb4529d9232f001ca6ae3a6c224)

 ;D  ;D

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: MidNight on April 01, 2010, 09:04:17 PM

aaa fuck that everything men....

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: Swanson on April 01, 2010, 09:06:17 PM

I really hope you never get blind cause that sucks, you can't helikill that way. And what is life without helikilling?

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: mayhem on April 01, 2010, 09:11:30 PM

Nice joke :p

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: Sadik on April 01, 2010, 09:13:28 PM

Quote from: blewert on April 01, 2010, 08:57:51 PM

Quote from: enkei on April 01, 2010, 07:52:41 PM

(https://littlewhiteys.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdicemonkey.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F05%2Fdaredevil.jpg&hash=94a2d48d205a369e4890b4463326e33a63354264)

Why were you cooking toast? Wouldnt you be toasting toast? Better question.. Why was your face directly above the toaster? Also, unless your toaster was custom-machined from the infrastucture of a grenade launcher, i dont see why toast would have launched at you. But truely a cacophonous event none the less.

I guess now you'll have to order Dragon Voice recognition software to chat with us..

http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/112724097/dragon+voice+recognition+software?tab=summary (http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/112724097/dragon+voice+recognition+software?tab=summary)

a) Cooking imo implies heating something enough to burn it, but not burn it too much. Toasting toast just sounds strange anyways :p!

b) I was looking into it directly because I wanted to see if you could see a magical realm of imagination in there. That's what the voices inside my head are telling me at least.

c) On a serious note, I have actually had burnt toast flick in my eye before, it hurts like fuck. I don't know what's up with my toaster, but the power of the spring makes the toast stop violently, which in turn makes the fragile parts of the toast (the burnt bits) fly off. Maybe everyday toasters are less violent, but it seems like mine wants to flick pieces of burnt toast into the eyes of passers-by. It's a rebel to society, fucking up the world one piece of toast at a time.

d) cacophonous. WAT!

e) Voice regonition sucks, and I wouldn't want you to hear my welsh accent. You'd laugh at me! :'( D'OH

Quote from: masterbeef on April 01, 2010, 06:52:20 PM

Omg I hope this is a bad 1 april joke...

Good news my dearest duswat! ... It is!

If I really had gone blind I wouldn't have even bothered posting it on this forum because you are all douchebags. (april foooooooools!)


also, happy April Fools day! :D

Fuck you":) a normal joke would be alright but not this kind of joke.

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: MidNight on April 01, 2010, 09:15:46 PM

Quote from: wWallie on April 01, 2010, 08:54:02 PM

Hello MidNight, I was wondering what your current age is, can you inform me?
Thanks in advance.



Kind regards,
wWll

(https://littlewhiteys.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.babypicturesphotos.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F03%2Fhappy-baby-photos.png&hash=c5586841424acace546ab5775356c32a34da943b)
TH4TS M3 1M C00L D00D 3H?

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: Voodoo on April 01, 2010, 09:18:09 PM

Quote from: MidNight on April 01, 2010, 09:15:46 PM

Quote from: wWallie on April 01, 2010, 08:54:02 PM

Hello MidNight, I was wondering what your current age is, can you inform me?
Thanks in advance.



Kind regards,
wWll

(https://littlewhiteys.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.babypicturesphotos.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F03%2Fhappy-baby-photos.png&hash=c5586841424acace546ab5775356c32a34da943b)
TH4TS M3 1M C00L D00D 3H? xD

(https://littlewhiteys.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc04.deviantart.net%2Ffs45%2Ff%2F2009%2F101%2Fb%2Fe%2FFACEPALM__Jack_Skellington_by_A_S_K_08.jpg&hash=b538d1578edd3a491f5bcc4cfcbec5b97dfdac6d)

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: iShine on April 01, 2010, 09:21:02 PM

you made me cry, trewelb

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: [JOKER]Miczi on April 01, 2010, 10:00:27 PM

Good fight... I mean joke  ;D

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: [V]jOjO. on April 01, 2010, 10:08:34 PM

Quote from: Dominator on April 01, 2010, 08:27:05 PM

Quote from: tony_ab on April 01, 2010, 08:06:12 PM

actually all the things what happened TODAY are fake. INCLUDING death of Munkeys, and all those admins/players leaving.
omg look, APRIL FOOLS

The dead of the [M] squad is real


Thanks for ruining the party btw

Blind blewert is no party. :'(
EVIL BLEWAART !!!!!  I believed it at the begining tbh x( then I thought if someone is blind, informing sa-mp players won't be on his check list. ;D maybe n3rds x)))))))).  Is the toast ok or was it completely burnt ? x))))))))))))))))
/me runs

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: Me[T]aL_ on April 01, 2010, 10:15:58 PM

omg blewert well i read the end and i didnt fall for it MUWAJAJAJJAA

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: Faraday on April 01, 2010, 11:59:29 PM

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Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: blewert on April 02, 2010, 12:08:37 AM

Quote from: Faraday on April 01, 2010, 11:59:29 PM

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lmfao

Title: Re: Won't be playing
Post by: wWallie on April 02, 2010, 03:28:27 AM

Quote from: [JOKER]Miczi on April 01, 2010, 10:00:27 PM

Good fight... I mean joke  ;D

xDDDDDDD so sharp!!!!! ajaja

Title: Re: Won't be playing - LIES
Post by: enkei on April 02, 2010, 02:05:52 PM

So nobody got the Daredevil joke?