littlewhitey's Servers Forum (SA-MP/VC-MP/MTA/Zomboid)
SA-MP Server - 54.38.156.202:7777 => General => Topic started by: [Dr]Paul on October 22, 2008, 05:14:55 PM
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If u ask if the server is a dm or rpg - u are to much noobie and u cant read.
If u maintain the same position when u aim and fire - u are dead and been owned. ;)
If u kill ramming people or just croshing them with a car - u are fagget and a complete noobie. :'(
If u are puased - u dont now how to read the rules. ???
If u use cheats - u are a damm coward and a big chicken. >:(
If u need money and u dont now how make it - .........full noobie ::)
If u ask all the time for this kind of things - u are going to receive a bullet in our head by me.
If u been kill for one player with only 0.10 of health and u acuse him of cheating - u are going to be banned for to much noobishnes. ;D
If u are tier to read the Ifs, buy new glasses, haha,
Now, a little info about the gangs in LW.
The best gangs in Lw are:
XM (ex LW)
XS
JOKER
VIRUS (some player needs more skills)
NX (to much DB, except dugi and nightmare)
And the worst gangs and the more noobish are:
VG (this gang is big, and full of pure and complete noobies, even db they suck)
OCB (another problem, noobishnes and folishnes)
Now, some more important, never insult and blame the admin, they are player like u and me, but more skilled.
this is the list of some admin and mod u can find in the server:
Edit
Dugi
Rizla(sco)
Puberz
Zamaroth
Helloimbob
Jenna
Tezza
and more....
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NO! U NUB! D:
If u been kill for one player with only 0.10 of health and u accuse him of cheating - u are going to be banned for to much noobishnes
they should be banned, those people ruined vcmp for me, if you kill someone your approximately 90% sure to get 'OMG FUCK YOU LAGGER/HACKER/NOOB/SPAZZER/ etc (basically add ANY weapon to that list lol), as well as the one that makes me so raging its unreal "OMFG 2 ON 1!" ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! ITS TEAM DEATHMATCH FUCKTARDS :@!!! YOUR the reason my keyboard is missing 5 keys and the legs at the bottom lol
anyways, this isn't a thread about vcmp rants, so enough of that :>
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It happens to me all the times, i was killed tree guys with only the half of life and they was full armed, when they respawn they report me like a cheaters, hahaa, deam noobies.
I make this post because yesterday i found like 5 noobs, really noobs, with no experience, with no skills.
I kill them like 12 times each.
They askin what means "lol, ffs, afk, Imao, and noob, haha, "
;D
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DBing 20,000 ppl then "retiring" makes u a noob.
asking if theres admin ingame then cheating makes u a noob
saying "ADMEN HOW TO WALK111??1?!?!!?!?!?!??!" makes u a noob
and lastly,
making posts like this .................................
makes u a noob :-*
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LOL ;D
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making posts like this .................................
makes u a noob :-*
i was about to post that then deleted it cos i thought it would make me look like a certain unnamed troll around here ::)
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having a [JOKER], [XS], [V] or [XM] infront of ur name makes u a noob also.
i was about to post that then deleted it cos i thought it would make me look like a certain unnamed troll around here ::)
yea damn dugi always trolling these forums.
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having a [JOKER], [XS], [V] or [XM] infront of ur name makes u a noob also.
i was about to post that then deleted it cos i thought it would make me look like a certain unnamed troll around here ::)
yea damn dugi always trolling these forums.
yeah dugi :D
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talk about shit and it slaps u in the face..
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VIRUS (some player needs more skills)
NX (to much DB, except dugi and nightmare)
i think you got that wrong it sould be
VIRUS ( COMPLETE NUBS )
Nx (Kick everyones ass)
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Virus is becoming a better gang, im a better then before, and like 5 player are much better. If u cant see it, is uor problem.
NX (Jonlee, to much DB) is like handsome of Lw, db pro :P. The only way they kill. Jonlee, some times he fight on foot. Nightmare rocks, but is not sooo deam good u say, he is good, but 666 deads, mmm, db maybe, or who nows, i fight against him and some times i left him with to low health. in the past, i cant even hit him but now, im better. he haver to best ratio i think, like 10 or seven, i dont remember.
He is a good oponents. Like u, like rizla.
Pd: A reVolution is begun....
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Pd: A reVolution is begun....
What I do now?
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NX (Jonlee, to much DB) is like handsome of Lw, db pro :P. The only way they kill. Jonlee, some times he fight on foot. Nightmare rocks, but is not sooo deam good u say, he is good, but 666 deads, mmm, db maybe, or who nows, i fight against him and some times i left him with to low health. in the past, i cant even hit him but now, im better. he haver to best ratio i think, like 10 or seven, i dont remember.
usually ppl at lw's who have high ratios have a habit of running away from fights when they have low hp or just dbing. Or they usually hang at nam with 5 other ppl and shoot everyone who comes there. I did maintain a ratio over 40 few days ago for an hour or so without running away from fights or dbing (I didn't have anyone to help me btw). Then someone came and hosed me down with firetruck and db'd me >:(. Kinda killed the fun lol
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yay im first in the mod list! :D
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oh hai ur that fag that annoys me aint ya
i know dugi is such an annoying fag 8)
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o.0 umm the ultimate question to this guide is y?
If ur a nub, then uve gotta know it! and if u dont then i will gladly tell you
U know if ur med like wicker, that makes u a nub
Also, as a serious note:
[V] are getting better (well the few players i have seen) but i think some of there players need much more work on fighting before being allowed into LW's lol (a better recuitment technique might be an idea - ive had 3 of ur players either try to db or run me over! haha never succeed)
What about when people ask "Were is the bank? ive never played in sp" im sry if u havent player the game in sp and completed it then go online mod u must be a noob!
you know when your an ultimate noob when dbing by yourself isnt enough - u need 3 people to dv one person! Then your a fully fledged nub
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[V] are getting better (well the few players i have seen) but i think some of there players need much more work on fighting before being allowed into LW's lol (a better recuitment technique might be an idea - ive had 3 of ur players either try to db or run me over! haha never succeed)
eh how can u say that? lw's is the place where noobs start and get better before they move to other servers
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lemme add a couple more
if you run in banks to avoid dying, you are a noob
If you argue with admins/mods for kicking/banning you, you are a noob
If you join a different clan every week, you are a noob (lols)
If you DB like your life depended on it, and then claim you pwn everyone, you are a noob
If you just chill on the Pirate Ship and stay there for like an hour (irl), you are a noob
If you make a gang in-game just to get all the territories, you are a noob
If you wait from 10:00 on Friday (in-game) at Area 69 for Fluffy to spawn, you are a noob
If you start bitching for like 10 mins when Fluffy is stolen as SOON as you get it, you are a noob
If you get car-jacked/bike-jacked and complain like a bitch, you are a noob
If you try to steal someones car at race start EVEN THOUGH THE CARS ARE LOCKED, you are a noob
If you bitch and insult ppl in other languages, you are a noob
If you steal ACE's sheep, you are a noob (def)
If you try to steal the cars on the Admin roof EVEN THOUGHT THEY ARE LOCKED AS WELL, you are a noob
LASTLY, if you ignored this entire post, you are the biggest noob of them all
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lemme add a couple more
if you run in banks to avoid dying, you are a noob
If you argue with admins/mods for kicking/banning you, you are a noob
If you wait from 10:00 on Friday (in-game) at Area 69 for Fluffy to spawn, you are a noob
If you start bitching for like 10 mins when Fluffy is stolen as SOON as you get it, you are a noob
If you bitch and insult ppl in other languages, you are a noob
If you steal ACE's sheep, you are a noob (def)
If you try to steal the cars on the Admin roof EVEN THOUGHT THEY ARE LOCKED AS WELL, you are a noob
LASTLY, if you ignored this entire post, you are the biggest noob of them all
guilty as charged, madre puta :-*btw sometimes the admins cars aren't locked
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O a guide on how to be a noob how nice :D
NIGHTMARE IS [Nx]'s NUB!!! :P
you too edit shhhhhhhhhh
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You calling me a db'er? I'll rape you ingame furriz
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You calling me a db'er? I'll rape you ingame furriz
getting freaking are we?
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meh it... the thing that makes u a nooby is also that when ure spamming:nooby
or like capsing all the time:nooby
also when ure spawnkilling and dont know what ure saying and doing:nooby
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WTF?
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If you steal ACE's sheep, you are a noob (def)
yep steal any of my sheep and u are a noob! on so many levels! some of there players need much more work on fighting before being allowed into LW's
eh how can u say that? lw's is the place where noobs start and get better before they move to other servers
Well, i mean go to a trainnig server, (after theve joined) and show them what lead aiming is, hitboxes, 'lag' etc... Also i know players who havent moved to other servers.
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if you dive that deep in the ocean that u cant get alive back to water surface, you are a noob.
If you are looking for unicorns in the game, you are a noob.
If you are looking for aliens on LWs, you are a noob, its not idiana jones 4.
If you try escape with the pirate ship, you are a noob.
If you read this, you are probably a noob.
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If you play on LW, you're a nab.
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If you play on LW, you're a nab.
If you DONT play on LWs, your a nab * D:
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If you play on LW, you're a nab.
your obviously joking since you have one of the highest times on the server ;D
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If you play on LW, you're a nab.
your obviously joking since you have one of the highest times on the server ;D
Lies!
No he doesn't!
Pube and v3 are in the lead!
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If you play on LW, you're a nab.
your obviously joking since you have one of the highest times on the server ;D
LOL owned.
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This thread is in obvious creation because of my noobness in starting a few threads for help. Well thankfully most of the server isnt full of tw@ts like you making fun of people.
We were all noobs once, remember that buster.
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the gangs make me lulz
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This thread is in obvious creation because of my noobness in starting a few threads for help. Well thankfully most of the server isnt full of tw@ts like you making fun of people.
We were all noobs once, remember that buster.
lol. dont think so
but funny you think its made because of you :).
:D we call here everybody noob, even good regulars from other servers :D
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This thread is in obvious creation because of my noobness in starting a few threads for help. Well thankfully most of the server isnt full of tw@ts like you making fun of people.
We were all noobs once, remember that buster.
If you think you are a noob, and everyone thinks you are a noob, YOU ARE A NOOB
lols
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This thread is in obvious creation because of my noobness in starting a few threads for help. Well thankfully most of the server isnt full of tw@ts like you making fun of people.
We were all noobs once, remember that buster.
If you think you are a noob, and everyone thinks you are a noob, YOU ARE A NOOB
lols
noob 8)
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If you make a gang in-game just to get all the territories, you are a noob
If you wait from 10:00 on Friday (in-game) at Area 69 for Fluffy to spawn, you are a noob
If you start bitching for like 10 mins when Fluffy is stolen as SOON as you get it, you are a noob
You know me so well
If you eat your a noob
If you sleep your a noob
If you breath your a noob
If you are human your a noob
If you laugh at peoples spelling and grasp of english on the internet, then you just fail