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Offline [Dr]Paul

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Things that make u a noobie
« on: October 22, 2008, 05:14:55 PM »
 If u ask if the server is a dm or rpg - u are to much noobie and u cant read.

 If u maintain the same position when u aim and fire - u are dead and been owned. ;)

 If u kill ramming people or just croshing them with a car - u are fagget and a complete noobie.  :'(

 If u are puased - u dont now how to read the rules.  ???

 If u use cheats - u are a damm coward and a big chicken.  >:(

 If u need money and u dont now how make it - .........full noobie  ::)

 If u ask all the time for this kind of things - u are going to receive a bullet in our head by me.

 If u been kill for one player with only 0.10 of health and u acuse him of cheating - u are going to be banned for to much noobishnes.  ;D

 If u are tier to read the Ifs, buy new glasses, haha,

 Now, a little info about the gangs in LW.

 The best gangs in Lw are:

 XM (ex LW)
 XS
 JOKER
 VIRUS (some player needs more skills)
 NX (to much DB, except dugi and nightmare)
 
 And the worst gangs and the more noobish are:

 VG (this gang is big, and full of pure and complete noobies, even db they suck)
 OCB (another problem, noobishnes and folishnes)

Now, some more important, never insult and blame the admin, they are player like u and me, but more skilled.

this is the list of some admin and mod u can find in the server:

 Edit
 Dugi
 Rizla(sco)
 Puberz
 Zamaroth
 Helloimbob
 Jenna
 Tezza
 and more....


 
 
 
 

 


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Re: Things that make u a noobie
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2008, 05:24:17 PM »
NO! U NUB! D:

If u been kill for one player with only 0.10 of health and u accuse him of cheating - u are going to be banned for to much noobishnes

they should be banned, those people ruined vcmp for me, if you kill someone your approximately 90% sure to get 'OMG FUCK YOU LAGGER/HACKER/NOOB/SPAZZER/ etc (basically add ANY weapon to that list lol), as well as the one that makes me so raging its unreal "OMFG 2 ON 1!" ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! ITS TEAM DEATHMATCH FUCKTARDS :@!!! YOUR the reason my keyboard is missing 5 keys and the legs at the bottom lol

anyways, this isn't a thread about vcmp rants, so enough of that :>
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Re: Things that make u a noobie
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2008, 05:41:21 PM »
It happens to me all the times, i was killed tree guys with only the half of life and they was full armed, when they respawn they report me like a cheaters, hahaa, deam noobies.

I make this post because yesterday i found like 5 noobs, really noobs, with no experience, with no skills.

I kill them like 12 times each.

They askin what means "lol, ffs, afk, Imao, and noob, haha, "

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Re: Things that make u a noobie
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2008, 05:48:40 PM »
DBing 20,000 ppl then "retiring" makes u a noob.

asking if theres admin ingame then cheating makes u a noob

saying "ADMEN HOW TO WALK111??1?!?!!?!?!?!??!" makes u a noob

and lastly,

making posts like this .................................




makes u a noob  :-*

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Re: Things that make u a noobie
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2008, 05:54:21 PM »
LOL ;D

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Re: Things that make u a noobie
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2008, 05:56:05 PM »
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making posts like this .................................




makes u a noob  :-*

i was about to post that then deleted it cos i thought it would make me look like a certain unnamed troll around here ::)
« Last Edit: October 22, 2008, 06:27:11 PM by LOLCATZ! »
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Re: Things that make u a noobie
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2008, 05:56:14 PM »
having a [JOKER], [XS], [V] or [XM] infront of ur name makes u a noob also.
i was about to post that then deleted it cos i thought it would make me look like a certain unnamed troll around here ::)
yea damn dugi always trolling these forums.

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Re: Things that make u a noobie
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2008, 06:28:14 PM »
having a [JOKER], [XS], [V] or [XM] infront of ur name makes u a noob also.
i was about to post that then deleted it cos i thought it would make me look like a certain unnamed troll around here ::)
yea damn dugi always trolling these forums.

yeah dugi  :D
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Re: Things that make u a noobie
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2008, 06:31:46 PM »
talk about shit and it slaps u in the face..

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Re: Things that make u a noobie
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2008, 06:32:19 PM »





 VIRUS (some player needs more skills)
 NX (to much DB, except dugi and nightmare)
 
i think you got that wrong it sould be
VIRUS ( COMPLETE NUBS )
Nx (Kick everyones ass)
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Re: Things that make u a noobie
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2008, 06:46:58 PM »
Virus is becoming a better gang, im a better then before, and like 5 player are much better. If u cant see it, is uor problem.

NX (Jonlee, to much DB) is like handsome of Lw, db pro :P. The only way they kill. Jonlee, some times he fight on foot. Nightmare rocks, but is not sooo deam good u say, he is good, but 666 deads, mmm, db maybe, or who nows, i fight against him and some times i left him with to low health. in the past, i cant even hit him but now, im better. he haver to best ratio i think, like 10 or seven, i dont remember.

He is a good oponents. Like u, like rizla.

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Re: Things that make u a noobie
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2008, 06:51:34 PM »
Pd: A reVolution is begun....

What I do now?

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Re: Things that make u a noobie
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2008, 07:35:32 PM »
NX (Jonlee, to much DB) is like handsome of Lw, db pro :P. The only way they kill. Jonlee, some times he fight on foot. Nightmare rocks, but is not sooo deam good u say, he is good, but 666 deads, mmm, db maybe, or who nows, i fight against him and some times i left him with to low health. in the past, i cant even hit him but now, im better. he haver to best ratio i think, like 10 or seven, i dont remember.
usually ppl at lw's who have high ratios have a habit of running away from fights when they have low hp or just dbing. Or they usually hang at nam with 5 other ppl and shoot everyone who comes there. I did maintain a ratio over 40 few days ago for an hour or so without running away from fights or dbing (I didn't have anyone to help me btw). Then someone came and hosed me down with firetruck and db'd me  >:(. Kinda killed the fun lol
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Re: Things that make u a noobie
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2008, 07:51:22 PM »
yay im first in the mod list! :D

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Re: Things that make u a noobie
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2008, 08:44:26 PM »
oh hai ur that fag that annoys me aint ya

i know dugi is such an annoying fag  8)
« Last Edit: October 22, 2008, 09:18:00 PM by LOLCATZ! »
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