General IRC Nonsense!

[Ez]

<@PTP-Slut> Quote (No: 35): [02:49] <~Ez> ./ns set greet I suck hairy penis and balls

and yes Ez really said that

I were trying to get some nub to set his greeting to that 

[[V3loc1Ty]]

Best of Bots (and other nublets):

[22:39] <&[v3]> DeliciousCake, by how many points will the Steelers be leading when the SuperBowl ends?
[22:39] <DeliciousCake> [v3]: Steelers gonna win the superbowl ends?
[22:39] <&[v3]> DeliciousCake, uhm yea?
[22:39] <DeliciousCake> [v3]: Yea the start is the long bone in the bush.
[22:40] <&[v3]> i knew it
[22:40] <dugi_> lol long bone in the bush
[22:40] <&[v3]> ^^

[22:41] <&[v3]> So.. what your up to this weekend DeliciousCake?
[22:41] <DeliciousCake> My prayer is a neon deliciouscake.
[22:42] <&[v3]> DeliciousCake had a clown for breakfast huh?
[22:42] <DeliciousCake> [v3]: Do u eat quakers for breakfast huh?

[19:52] <&[v3]> i see this chan explodin soon
[...]
[20:00] <+CoCa> i see this chan explodin soon
[20:00] <&[v3]> lol
[20:00] <&[v3]> same
[20:00] <~eDiT> exploding why
[20:00] <+CoCa> nubs
[20:00] <&[v3]> i said that earlier cuz ur all spamwhorez and insulting each other
[20:00] <&[v3]> thats why ^^
[20:00] <+CoCa> why
[20:01] <~eDiT> lol
[20:01] <&[v3]> and CoCa seems to be my lil fanboybot
[20:01] <&[v3]> ight CoCa?
[20:01] <+CoCa> when u prove u can handle it

[20:03] <&[v3]> did u just touch me from behind CoCa?
[20:03] <+CoCa> u saw what i just said?
[20:03] <&[v3]> yes
[20:04] <+CoCa> lol
[20:04] <&[v3]> perv CoCa
[20:04] <+CoCa> just ban drugz
[20:04] <&[v3]> lol
[20:04] <&[v3]> u heard the bot
[few days later.. another bot though this time]
[13:40] <%Drugz> why why why whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
[13:40] <&[v3]> DeliciousCake why is Drugz drunk again?
[13:40] <+DeliciousCake> [v3]: Give drugz +o.

[19:45] <&[v3]> CoCa
[19:45] <&[v3]> v3 rox!
[19:45] <&[v3]> repeat that for gods sake
[...]
[20:06] <+CoCa> v3 rox!
[20:06] <&[v3]> ^^
[20:06] <&[v3]> bots are so predictable <3
[20:07] <+CoCa> [19:43] <&[v3]> yea shhh CoCa
[20:07] <&[v3]> :o
[20:07] <+CoCa> botlove ^^
[20:07] <&[v3]> lol
[20:07] <+CoCa> nubs
[20:08] <+CoCa> :P

[12:49] <&[v3]> DeliciousCake what the green hell is wrong with you?
[12:49] <+DeliciousCake> [v3]: What the hell are you talking about?" and i'll be like "what the fuck isnt' anyone talking to me? What the hell.
[12:50] <&[v3]> DeliciousCake as a matter of fact, I'm talking to you just right now in this very moment.
[12:50] <+DeliciousCake> [v3]: As a matter of fact, i'm talking to you just saying it doesnt matter.

All that boredom. :s

[jinx]

lol what channel is that?

[[V3loc1Ty]]

lol what channel is that?

#eDiT on gtanet most likely.

[[V3loc1Ty]]

[21:29] <+DeliciousCake> [v3]: Steelers gonna win the superbowl right?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[dannymc18]

[RZK]

Cardinals are gonna win 

@RustySpoon>  4**   EmetoneR killed   [DnA]Abhishek (MP5)
<@RustySpoon>  2[10]   7  [DnA]Abhishek : fuck was on call
<@RastySpoon>  2[19]   7  EmetoneR : xdd
<@RustySpoon>  2[7]   7  [DU]_CoLa_Sky : u fucked ur phone?
<@RastySpoon>  2[7]   7  [DU]_CoLa_Sky : omg so sad
<@RustySpoon>  2[2]   7  SolidShark : i did
<@RustySpoon>  2[2]   7  SolidShark : it was good
<@RastySpoon>  2[10]   7  [DnA]Abhishek : O.o
<@RustySpoon>  2[7]   7  [DU]_CoLa_Sky : really shark?
<@RustySpoon>  2[2]   7  SolidShark : ye
<@RastySpoon>  2[7]   7  [DU]_CoLa_Sky : how about u abhi
<@RustySpoon>  2[26]   7  [KFJ]Zegro : this one is a lot harder
<@RastySpoon>  2[7]   7  [DU]_CoLa_Sky : omg zegro u can do it harder?
<@RustySpoon>  2[7]   7  [DU]_CoLa_Sky : OMG :O
<@RastySpoon>  2[2]   7  SolidShark : epic fail
<@RustySpoon>  2[7]   7  [DU]_CoLa_Sky : pronezz
<@RastySpoon>  2[26]   7  [KFJ]Zegro : gtfo

STFU goes on strike

STFU sets mode: -o Giermek
<Roni> wtf
<+j-king> LOL!
<+Giermek> wtf

* +j-king hugs STFU
* +j-king makes love to &STFU
+j-king waits for his @
<Roni> Ehh king
<@RustySpoon>  2[3]   7  buenatortuga : okw
·<WaRRioR> Really, ill make it Easier...Put your Penis in its Vagina
<+j-king> lol
<Roni> Don't get too excited with you're body!
<+j-king>
<WaRRioR> And then Move Forward and Backwards
<Roni> You may recieve aids
<@RustySpoon>  2[4]   7  [DnA]Baldachyn : if edgar killing me i sucks XD
@RastySpoon>  4**   [KFJ]E6GA killed   [DnA]Baldachyn (Stubby)
<Roni> :<
<+j-king>
STFU sets mode: -o JustYou

@Mistery> 'Ask Who have a pussy here?
<&FlyingPigs>  4Mistery have a pussy here
<@Mistery> :O
<%Deathkiss> lool
<@Mistery> D:!
<@Mistery> 'ask How do you know that?
<&FlyingPigs>  4In your dreams

PWNED

[22:08:36]<[SkT]Dark_Killer>THIS IS MADNESS!!
[22:08:44] <[SkT]Dark_Killer> MADNESS??
[22:08:47] <[SkT]Dark_Killer> THIS
[22:08:47] <[SkT]Dark_Killer> IS
[22:08:47] * [SkT]Dark_Killer was kicked by STFU (Stop flooding! )

[HardyHar]

I would pass him up with ease.

[[V3loc1Ty]]

http://www.nflwallpapers.net/wallpapers/smooth_1440/cardinalslarge.jpg

I ordered a T-Shirt for you danny..

[dannymc18]

5 > 6

[[V3loc1Ty]]

5 > 6
[picblah]

Fix your abacus?

[eDiT]

5 > 6
[picblah]

Fix your abacus?

pwnt!
nice quotes... DeliciousCake is turning into the biggest smartass!

[dannymc18]

[14:12:08] <@Zaina> I once crawled into giant vagina
[14:13:18] <@Rizla> were u reborn Zaina?
[14:13:52] <@Zaina> Nah but I found 10 euro bill

[AJP]

[14:12:08] <@Zaina> I once crawled into giant vagina
[14:13:18] <@Rizla> were u reborn Zaina?
[14:13:52] <@Zaina> Nah but I found 10 euro bill

 

[Ez]

Just a random collection of quotes I've collected over time.

[6] dav3mo: WOTS A NOOB?

<+IHateTurtles> [22] XxShadowFireXx: ID 10 is hacking worse than jeffrey dahmer when he first started using linux. can someone ban him?

<+ILikeTurtles> *** Ez(IRC) banned Borat_Sagdiev for: Cheating is allowed on this server.. "NOTTTT"

<+ILikeTurtles> [13] Carolicious: men are degenerated dinosaurs :/

<@PertyEcho> [5] *** Admin RAC93: Bush is an idiot.  No wonder someone threw shoes at his ass

<@DeliciousCake> Drugz: A maze is a sensory organ found on the moon was my cock deliciouscake!!!!!!

<+DeliciousCake> eDiT: I have a sexy tight ass.

<@Y_Less> Do you reckon we're getting the wrong end of the stick and "cheat" is actually the Polish word for "legal game enhancement"?

<&Popz> i just punched myself in the face when putting on my jumper

<%Peter> death threats, crewmembers giving me naked photo's of themselfes, people showing their penises with plates saying "LVP" next to it, people telling me they wank on my photo.. what the FUCK was I thinking when I entered the SAMP community

<@Donkey> this is what a person said after he watched Hancock
<@Donkey> 'This film sucked maggot shit through a cats anus crack that it ate off of a pile of beatle infested horse manure. '

<&Cibby> NO-ONE FAILS MORE THAN I
<@Ez> DAMN STRAIGHT

(+IKillTurtles) [40] BikeRider to i love you gang (12): shit my fucking penis was on my keyboard

*** [913]DizzyOne(4) to [GucciGirl](41): when i have a picture of you, i wanna get my sperma on it
*** [913]DizzyOne(4) to [GucciGirl](41): my hot sperms

<@PTPSlet> [2] [O_o]Truceco: i cant tell if ur break dancing or lagging

<@PirtyEcho> * Veselko14 (ID:37) has been banned by Admin [Ez] (ID:22) for Pulling weapons out your ass is a great magic trick!

*@PTP-Slet:%#ptpserver* Terens[RUSSIA] (ID: 3) to reisNOmadFRIEND (ID: 14): fuck off stop fucking my brain

<&Cibby> fap
<&Cibby> fap

<&Si|ent> if you are in 2009 and im still in 2008, can you tell me next weeks lottery numbers?