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Offline Mahrozulamin

Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #30 on: June 05, 2015, 07:22:38 AM »
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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Offline SultanSaleem

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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #31 on: October 16, 2015, 04:18:25 AM »
(BUMMED)

Never tell someone the three things in your life.

1)...
2)...
3)...

Like i said never tell someone the three things you noob  ....
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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #32 on: October 16, 2015, 04:10:00 PM »
ok here is mine: joker is a good clan
:D

PS: Try not to burst of laughter pls :v
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Offline Renii

Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #33 on: October 16, 2015, 04:30:09 PM »
Quote from: S0n1c on October 16, 2015, 04:10:00 PM
ok here is mine: joker is a good clan
:D

PS: Try not to burst of laughter pls :v
Lolz  ;D
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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #34 on: October 26, 2015, 05:53:51 PM »
Here's mine:

I hate Math, but i love counting my money 💵
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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #35 on: October 26, 2015, 09:36:48 PM »
funy hue hue hue  :D :D :D :D
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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #36 on: November 01, 2015, 01:13:06 PM »
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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #37 on: November 01, 2015, 01:27:49 PM »
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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #38 on: November 01, 2015, 05:32:09 PM »
Doctor: I'm sorry Enzo, you are veryy sick and not going to make it.

Enzo: Oh shit... Doctor, how much longer do I have?

Doctor: Three

Enzo: Three years? Months?? Days???

Doctor: Two

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Offline Naoufal

Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #39 on: November 01, 2015, 08:15:59 PM »
I've got the best joke of 2015.

InC.
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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #40 on: November 02, 2015, 02:05:18 AM »
I'm gonna tell you a scary story...

My grades.
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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #41 on: November 02, 2015, 04:47:44 AM »
Black humor everybody:

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.  ;D

No offence though, I love Mexicans!
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Offline Mahrozulamin

Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #42 on: November 02, 2015, 03:02:16 PM »
Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user

Help-desk:  double click on “My Computer”.

Lady: I can’t see your computer..

Help-desk: No .. Click on “My Computer” on your computer.

Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!

Help-desk: There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer .. double click on it.

Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?
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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #43 on: November 02, 2015, 03:45:31 PM »
Oh oh!

Recently in the IT shop:


Enzo: I bought this mouse here yesterday and I want to get my money back.

IT Guy: Why?

Enzo: Copy & Paste doesn't work.

IT Guy: Show me.

Enzo plugs mouse into computer, right-clicks on a file, clicks copy. Enzo unplugs the mouse. Plugs mouse into different computer and tries to paste.

Enzo wtf ::)
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Re: Littlewhitey's Jokes Cafe!
« Reply #44 on: November 02, 2015, 04:03:43 PM »
MOAR MOAR MOAARR!!!!!!
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